BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!

[Sinfix_15]

John Boehner's daughter weds Jamaican once busted for marijuana possession - Washington Times (http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/may/14/john-boehners-daughter-weds-jamaican-busted-mariju/)



in other news, a dog pissed on a tree today.

[Matt300ZXT]

I had an odd dream just before I woke up this morning, you don't happen to have the phone number for the Huffington Post so I can call them to give them a good front page story, do ya?

[WhiteAccord]

Oh the distractions...