MOM CATCHES SON RACING

[Speedm0(\)key]

we've been wanting to see how the STi would pair up with a friends BPU Mk4 supra, intake/tbe/boost controller (18psi).

the supra in the "450whp Evo vs. Speedmonkey Supra" vid in kills forum

anyway.. we are lining up on 85 around 2am (last saturday).. barely any traffic from a 60 punch.. supra wins by 1 car

60 punch Break boosting in the STi.. i jump ahead 1.5 cars and pull mayb 2 till around 120 and he's coming back slowly, we shut off at 130 me ahead 1.5 cars..

he wants to go again (he turns it up to 19psi).... and then... right beside him.. his mother in an expedition... now if you're latino.. you know how our moms are.. us latinos..we dont have to talk.. we can motion our intentions in detail with our hands/lips/face. and no matter how old you are.. you're still gonna get it... regardless.. she made the "wait till you get the fuck home and i come over to beat the fuck out of you with my sandal" motions... ahh it was funny as hell..

he's not getting rice and eggs in a loooOooooong time

[GsrTurbo320]

....late post? lol its all good..

[Speedm0(\)key]

yeah.. i had forgotten about it, plus.. i didnt want to post it in kills.. doesnt have what it takes to go on there

[rollininstyle2004]

she made the "wait till you get the fuck home and i come over to beat the fuck out of you with my sandal" motions...
:lmfao:

[PSINXS]

dang that sux. how old is he?

[Speedm0(\)key]

dang that sux. how old is he?

19

[PSINXS]

yup still ownable.

[The Green Monster]

damn...that's how my mom would be...good thing she can't see at night :bigok:

[Speedm0(\)key]

yup still ownable.


dude.. latinos.. we are ownable no matter if we are 38 with kids and a wife

[PSINXS]

lifetime of ownage lol

[Speedm0(\)key]

lifetime of ownage lol


unfortunately.. yes.... :(

[man]

haha... so true

[JDMBeau]

my mom caught me racing....but i beat her to the punch, i gave her the "wtf are you doing out so late, get the fuck back home in the kitchen, when i get there im gonna beat your ass with a timberland"

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHHAHAHHAH damn WHT ARE RACING A LUDE FOR!!! HAHAha did you win at least?

[RISKYB]

poor thing................lol

[JDMBeau]

because im the shit

[Crazy Asian]

haah fo sho

[gijoe0720]

bullshit beau you didn't tell your mom anything. you cried like a little bitch to her.

[JDMBeau]

loler


seriously people, you think i would be dumb enought to street race...i just watchLOL

[SilverJester]

ahahahahahhhahaa owned! p0wd even. ahahahahaa, anyone have video, that is funny as hell.

[Repost Squintz]

Damn; oh btw speedmonkey, so far ur kill stories are by far the better of the ones posted.

[4dmin]

bahhhh OWNAGE!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

Damn; oh btw speedmonkey, so far ur kill stories are by far the better of the ones posted.


hahaha thanks... our immaturity as a crew.. brings out some good laughs

[Speedm0(\)key]

bahhhh OWNAGE!!!


hahahaha, i think he caught an ass beating.. he wont tell me tho hahaha

[EJ25RUN]

haha

[Spyder]

this is the best ownage/kill thread i have read in some time LOL

[Batman]

damn..poor ezekiel...ahahah...guess he wont be out for a while
edit: hey will how do you like the new avatar...its the cutest picture i could find of me and you...now we are the CUTEMONKEY team... :gay:

[EJ25RUN]

nope, guess the ownage king is his moms...toobad :D

[EJ25RUN]

^ zeek and monkeyboy only in avatar form

[Batman]

^ yes thats what my post says doesnt it??

[Speedm0(\)key]

haha thanks for reading guys, no zeek.. actually the kid is alive and still driving haha.

btw.. i still think my monkey is cooler

[IntegraXTR]

lol, this is some funny shit

[Batman]

haha thanks for reading guys, no zeek.. actually the kid is alive and still driving haha.

btw.. i still think my monkey is cooler

oh yeah well mine is cuter..chicks dig cute..my wheel is in..its going on tonight..and my lip is getting fixed..best day so far in a few months..thats like 10-20hp right?

[Speedm0(\)key]

oh yeah well mine is cuter..chicks dig cute..my wheel is in..its going on tonight..and my lip is getting fixed..best day so far in a few months..thats like 10-20hp right?

did you know that batman is gay?

[SM EVO]

So much for it being the best day in a few months. ha ha ha poor z33k

[Speedm0(\)key]

So much for it being the best day in a few months. ha ha ha poor z33k


lol O RLY?

[Tracy]

we've been wanting to see how the STi would pair up with a friends BPU Mk4 supra, intake/tbe/boost controller (18psi).

the supra in the "450whp Evo vs. Speedmonkey Supra" vid in kills forum

anyway.. we are lining up on 85 around 2am (last saturday).. barely any traffic from a 60 punch.. supra wins by 1 car

60 punch Break boosting in the STi.. i jump ahead 1.5 cars and pull mayb 2 till around 120 and he's coming back slowly, we shut off at 130 me ahead 1.5 cars..

he wants to go again (he turns it up to 19psi).... and then... right beside him.. his mother in an expedition... now if you're latino.. you know how our moms are.. us latinos..we dont have to talk.. we can motion our intentions in detail with our hands/lips/face. and no matter how old you are.. you're still gonna get it... regardless.. she made the "wait till you get the fuck home and i come over to beat the fuck out of you with my sandal" motions... ahh it was funny as hell..

he's not getting rice and eggs in a loooOooooong time

Not the "I'll beat you with the sandal" look. I'm Puertoriccan and my mom used to wear thos sandals with the wood heels andbeat the fuck out of me with it. She used to always say "you want me to go get my shoe" LOL!

[IndianStig]

dude.. latinos.. we are ownable no matter if we are 38 with kids and a wife


its not just latinos mate, allll brown men it seems to me, the guys get lectured(but they still do it, anyhow) but the girls dont really do much, lol


latino+indian=:slap: ownage by mom's

[Speedm0(\)key]

Not the "I'll beat you with the sandal" look. I'm Puertoriccan and my mom used to wear thos sandals with the wood heels andbeat the fuck out of me with it. She used to always say "you want me to go get my shoe" LOL!


wtf... you are latin too?.. damn man, now i know god hates me.

[EJ25RUN]

:blah: :blah: ?

[JMCIVIC01]

wow thats great

[Speedm0(\)key]

wow thats great

i heard your civic was pretty cute

[SM EVO]

wtf... you are latin too?.. damn man, now i know god hates me.
It's a Small world, Lemme tell u...:eye:

[Speedm0(\)key]

It's a Small world, Lemme tell u...:eye:

i heard you joined some internet gang.. is this true?

[shortysm22]

funny stuff, haha

[SM EVO]

i heard you joined some internet gang.. is this true?

Dam News travels Fast. Yea i did, I joined FSM ha ha!! Dude I didn't know u and tracy made up, wtf is up with that?

[Tracy]

wtf... you are latin too?.. damn man, now i know god hates me.

yep...and he does ;)

[Tracy]

Dam News travels Fast. Yea i did, I joined FSM ha ha!! Dude I didn't know u and tracy made up, wtf is up with that?

we didn't :goodjob:

[Speedm0(\)key]

Dam News travels Fast. Yea i did, I joined FSM ha ha!! Dude I didn't know u and tracy made up, wtf is up with that?


ummm.. she likes it in the ass

[Tracy]

ummm.. she likes it in the ass


You keep saying it like that's a bad thing :confused:

[Speedm0(\)key]

You keep saying it like that's a bad thing :confused:


its not, thats why i quit owning you

[Tracy]

its not, thats why i quit owning you

just because you keep saying it doesn't make it true. Where did you ever won me? I want to see the proof.