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Hulud
04-05-2005, 09:52 AM
To be guided by faith, is to be.
Is to be mislead.
chuck
04-05-2005, 12:15 PM
"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed - Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
Hulud
04-05-2005, 11:20 PM
"Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains"
Whatthatslame
04-05-2005, 11:42 PM
"mother natures a whore", said the shotgun to the head
Hulud
04-07-2005, 10:32 PM
"You're a MacDonald, not a whore!"
thinkfast®
04-20-2005, 09:51 PM
"how much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains" :D :D
Hulud
04-21-2005, 09:11 AM
"how much you wanna bet I can throw a football over them mountains" :D :D
lololololololololol
"why the flip is grandma at the sandunes?"
thinkfast®
04-22-2005, 04:50 PM
she was on a date. she fell and broke her coccyx
LOL
The Yousef
04-23-2005, 04:43 PM
"be sincere...even if you don't mean it"
DrivenMind
04-24-2005, 06:39 AM
"All things in moderation." - saying I kinda try to remeber any time I start drinking or speeding... it helps!
"ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhh because my lips hurt REAL bad!"
thinkfast®
04-25-2005, 05:38 PM
"well can you just come pick me up?? idiot!"
ask the nurse I know she has like 5 sticks in her drawer LOL
Z33_kid
06-03-2005, 12:03 AM
ahahahhahahahhahah
DrivenMind
06-06-2005, 10:43 AM
"think outside the box, or reinvent the box in question"
Z33_kid
06-08-2005, 12:50 AM
out side the box ...
kilpatty43
06-08-2005, 11:07 AM
'fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...youre cool, fuck you...im out' -scarface
Hulud
06-14-2005, 12:59 AM
"Power is a dangerous thing, especially when the person in power is money hungry to the point where he will send innocent people to fight an unnecessary war to kill other innocent people. I wonder how he sleeps at nite with all the blood on his hands."
fawk_you
06-14-2005, 02:34 AM
"Patience is the ability to keep your motor idling, while wanting to strip your gears."
PSINXS
06-15-2005, 05:16 PM
"Sticka and stones may break my bones, but whips and chains excite me."- Co-worker
fawk_you
06-15-2005, 05:33 PM
nice.
Spyder
06-15-2005, 05:37 PM
"Never under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups"
HiPSI
06-15-2005, 09:18 PM
"o'doyle rules!"
"i'm not racist, i hate EVERYBODY"
LaurenK
06-16-2005, 12:15 PM
"Sadness is only temporary, this too shall pass."
fawk_you
07-14-2005, 02:30 AM
Quote of the month:
"Women can't compete with cars. Wheels are like bosoms to men and cars have four of them."
Vteckidd
07-14-2005, 03:16 PM
'fuck you, fuck you, fuck you...youre cool, fuck you...im out' -scarface
uhhh, i think your way off
Scarface said :SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND
i think your quote is from HALF BAKED
Kalifornia087
07-15-2005, 06:14 AM
^^ he is right... lol
"If if's and but's were candy's and nuts we'd all have a merry freakin christmas"
dwnsthGABOY
07-15-2005, 07:19 PM
"If u vote for me all your wildest dreams will come true"
"Do they have very large talons"
"What"
"Do they have very large talons"
"I don't understand a word u just said."
"Back in '82 I used to be able to throw a pigskin a quater mile.
Kalifornia087
07-19-2005, 09:54 PM
"I live my life 2.5 seconds at a time. I'd do it longer but i have an Open Diff".
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