um..im kinda drunk...

[PhatbacK]

ok. im kinda drunk...as if u cant already tell from the thread. i love texas roadhouse...and i love u.....mr jack daniels..and u miller lite.....the men in my life that treat me good. its cold outside.....and um im kinda drunk........buhehehe. ok im a retard...... :crazy:

[Crazy Asian]

Can I hump you?

[Speedm0(\)key]

hmm... im coming over, im bringin my "trio los panchos" cd, and a pack of condoms baby

[PhatbacK]

ummmm....i .....whats....im lost.

[PSINXS]

i have waited a long time for drunken kali to come along!!! j/k

[Crazy Asian]

Were goin to hump you. One dirty lil shrek and one dirty lil asian.

[PhatbacK]

im scared.

[Speedm0(\)key]

dude.. there will only be me.

[Crazy Asian]

YOU ORGE! I want some action.

[PhatbacK]

oh snap

[Speedm0(\)key]

thats too bad.. phatback is my bitch

[PhatbacK]

WOAH WITH THE NAME CALLIN!!



i like it...muhaha

[Crazy Asian]

....god you suck...well at least let me raid her panty drawer.

[PhatbacK]

i dont wear underwear

[accrdpusha]

holy shit

[Crazy Asian]

Tehn.....Im a take pictures or tape you while your getting humped by speedmoney.

[A.P. Photography]

i dont wear underwear
:lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss:

[PhAtBoYMr2]

:ttiwwp:
i dont wear underwear

[accrdpusha]

that just made my night

[Crazy Asian]

But do you shave it?

[Speedm0(\)key]

guys.. come on.. a little respect, its my bitch we are talking about

[PhatbacK]

woah. yall are startin to freak me out now. ewwww i feel violated

[Crazy Asian]

EY YOU already got violated by me ...cuz you saw that nasty pic of me.

[PSINXS]

hey kali u remember tyler? i use to work with him at toyota. smoked with him a couple times.

[PhatbacK]

that was horrible....ugh i thnk i just threw up a lil bit in my mouth....buuggghhhhh

[Speedm0(\)key]

woah. yall are startin to freak me out now. ewwww i feel violated

want me to come over and whisper dirty things in spanish in your ear and pull on your hair?

[Crazy Asian]

AHAHH SHREK ATTACK!!!!

[PhatbacK]

hey kali u remember tyler? i use to work with him at toyota. smoked with him a couple times.

tyler who? need a last name

[sir2hb]

we want pics drunk pics are the best

[Ruiner]

Ahahahhhahahh, funny.

[PhatbacK]

im not drunk..i said KINDA drunk. so im buzzed. but startin to lose it..and just gettin tired now..

[PSINXS]

tyler who? need a last name
i dont know lol u use to date him. he drives a green lifted jeep now.

[Crazy Asian]

I can imagine phat..all drunk and naked rolling around laughing or getting humped by Shrek or shes doing that to herself.

[PhatbacK]

i dont know lol u use to date him. he drives a green lifted jeep now.


haha. ahhh yes my ex bf mr. Tyler Barnes. yea we still talk everynow and then

[Speedm0(\)key]

I can imagine phat..all drunk and naked rolling around laughing or getting humped by Shrek or shes doing that to herself.


you can imagine that?.. why would you imagine ME humping her.... thats it everyone.. EVIDENCE... he's A FAG!

[PSINXS]

he's cool as hell. had my back at this one party we were about to fight at.

[Crazy Asian]

Im NOT A FAG!!!! IM JUST STATIN THE COMMON FACTS YOU HORNY OGRE!!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

phatback wants the big mexican.

[sir2hb]

I can imagine phat..all drunk and naked rolling around laughing or getting humped by Shrek or shes doing that to herself.

I think he going to start beating the monkey

[Crazy Asian]

No shes wants the lil machine gun asian.

[PhatbacK]

i want no one. how bout those apples?

[Speedm0(\)key]

ok guys, you can have her, i just dumped her:
LuVtHisTypeSchiK: how am i suppose to type and talk?
TUrNTaBLiST8ATL: i dont know..
TUrNTaBLiST8ATL: you know what..
TUrNTaBLiST8ATL: its over

[Crazy Asian]

HUH HOLY CRAP ALRIGHT!!!!

[PhatbacK]

then i told him i didnt want his small tex mex dick anymore anyways..

u left that part out dear!

[Crazy Asian]

AHHA OWNED OGRE!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

then i told him i didnt want his small tex mex dick anymore anyways..

u left that part out dear!


no, i dont have a tex mex dick, im original. ALL mexico

besides, your coocher smelled.. like that big bucket of crab they have at the farmer's market

[Crazy Asian]

hahahahaah

[Crazy Asian]

Now we should call this the Divorce between Phat and Speed

[Speedm0(\)key]

she got PwN3d!

[PhatbacK]

oh no no no. even if my snatch smelled like crab..its better than what ur use too..oh wait thats right ur use to smellin dick. dont lie to these people cause we all know u love the dirty sanchez. and like i said it woudl have never worked between us anyways.....cause ur green card expired.

[sir2hb]

bahahahahhaha

This id going to get good

[Dark Side]

oh no no no. even if my snatch smelled like crab..its better than what ur use too..oh wait thats right ur use to smellin dick. dont lie to these people cause we all know u love the dirty sanchez. and like i said it woudl have never worked between us anyways.....cause ur green card expired.

WOW ! lol :rly:

[Dark Side]

Sup Kali girl y0. How u doin wo-man.

[PhatbacK]

i think of stuff better when im buzzed. buhahah

[PhatbacK]

Sup Kali girl y0. How u doin wo-man.


im aight. what u up to mayne. u never called me the other nite. 'pprecitate

[sir2hb]

dirty sanchez hahah

[Speedm0(\)key]

oh no no no. even if my snatch smelled like crab..its better than what ur use too..oh wait thats right ur use to smellin dick. dont lie to these people cause we all know u love the dirty sanchez. and like i said it woudl have never worked between us anyways.....cause ur green card expired.


why do you think we were bumpin uglies?.. i need citizenship, i was using you.
but im glad i dumped you, no way in hell could i put up with your smell again.. everytime you took your pants off it smelled like old clotted bloody period clots in leather pants on some fat sweaty bitch jogging thru the dessert

[Crazy Asian]

can I get your sn..PRETTTY PLZ!!!!! Ey your divorced from the ogre so now I can get you.

[PhatbacK]

no way in hell could i put up with your smell again.. everytime you took your pants off it smelled like old clotted bloody period clots in leather pants on some fat sweaty bitch jogging thru the dessert

aka ur mom?.....incest much?

[Crazy Asian]

SO can you PM with your SN!!!??

[Speedm0(\)key]

aka ur mom?.....incest much?


ha.. thats all..

PwN3D!

[Dark Side]

im aight. what u up to mayne. u never called me the other nite. 'pprecitate

Sorry bout that, what if I just call u tonight. Will that make up for it. :goodjob:

[PhatbacK]

i have to pee

[Crazy Asian]

Wow...Im gettin no love from phatback...

[PhatbacK]

Sorry bout that, what if I just call u tonight. Will that make up for it. :goodjob:

arsalan. its 1130. im bout to go to bed. silly

[Speedm0(\)key]

Wow...Im gettin no love from phatback...


you have to treat her like shit. it worked for me

[Crazy Asian]

FUCK THAT WHORE!!!

[Crazy Asian]

too harsh....hmmm you smelly drunk horny slut?

[PhatbacK]

s-small
p-pecker
e-eh
e-even
d-dogs
m-must
o-own
n-nuts
k-killer
e-enourmus
y-yet his are still smal.buahhha

[Dark Side]

arsalan. its 1130. im bout to go to bed. silly

:rly: Well I be damn !

[Speedm0(\)key]

too harsh....hmmm you smelly drunk horny slut?


there you go.. that might work

[The Golden Child]

shit my eyes r blurred from laughing so much ..

[The Golden Child]

s-small
p-pecker
e-eh
e-even
d-dogs
m-must
o-own
n-nuts
k-killer
e-enourmus
y-yet his are still smal.buahhha

that one was right in the nut ..

[Crazy Asian]

okay...EY DRUNK PHATBACK IM COMIN TO RAID YOU TONIGHT BETTER LOCK ALL YOUR DOORS AND WINDOWS!!!!!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

phatback.. she doesnt have a big back yard, thats what they called her in high school because there was already an uglier girl with a bigger back they called "the quasimoto"

[sir2hb]

You was kind of reaching in the d e m o n k

[Crazy Asian]

HAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAH wow the hate still goes on.

[PhatbacK]

me and speedmonkey hate eachother........hence why we love eachother

[Dark Side]

phatback.. she doesnt have a big back yard, thats what they called her in high school because there was already an uglier girl with a bigger back they called "the quasimoto"

LMAO, Sorry but that one was funny ! :lmfao:

[Crazy Asian]

damn still goin on...

[Speedm0(\)key]

me and speedmonkey hate eachother........hence why we love eachother


no.. im done with you, no citizenship = you can go to hell.

[PhatbacK]

fooorrrevvveerrrrrrrrrr

[PhatbacK]

no.. im done with you, no citizenship = you can go to hell.

love when u talk hate to me

[Speedm0(\)key]

love when u talk hate to me


look babe.. i found someone else



LMAO, Sorry but that one was funny ! :lmfao:


hehehe.. i re-laughed when i read it

[Dark Side]

fooorrrevvveerrrrrrrrrr

The Beast ! Hercules

[AcuraGSr]

so who gives a fuck that you are drunk....... Man I hate these people.... I am drunk..........I think i am drunk....... if you are fucking drunk you wouldn't be able to type anyway....

[Speedm0(\)key]

so who gives a fuck that you are drunk....... Man I hate these people.... I am drunk..........I think i am drunk....... if you are fucking drunk you wouldn't be able to type anyway....


attention whores. we know this.. why bother?

[Dark Side]

so who gives a fuck that you are drunk....... Man I hate these people.... I am drunk..........I think i am drunk....... if you are fucking drunk you wouldn't be able to type anyway....

Wow.....and here comes the fun police ! :cool:

[Crazy Asian]

DAMN IT HOW DO YOU POST QUOTE IN THE SIG!!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

DAMN IT HOW DO YOU POST QUOTE IN THE SIG!!!!


boah... if you's aint smartuRRr than a Barrel of HuRR

redneck for "boy.. you are not smarter than a barrel of hair"

[Crazy Asian]

I know that ...just taht everytime im tryin to repost a quote it doesnt show their name.

[gtikid]

so who gives a fuck that you are drunk....... Man I hate these people.... I am drunk..........I think i am drunk....... if you are fucking drunk you wouldn't be able to type anyway....


Wow.....and here comes the fun police ! :cool:

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:


Yea that guy was :gay:

Welcome to IA bitch!!! :2up:

:iaowns:

[Crazy Asian]

GOT IT YO!!!

[PhatbacK]

acura dude eat a dick. never said i was drunk. i said kinda drunk aka buzzed. so yea i can still function and ive been on here longer than u son so dont tell me what i should and shouldnt be doing. so be a good boy and shut the fuck up

[Speedm0(\)key]

acura dude eat a dick. never said i was drunk. i said kinda drunk aka buzzed. so yea i can still function and ive been on here longer than u son so dont tell me what i should and shouldnt be doing. so be a good boy and shut the fuck up


man shut the fuck up , i hate you, you go to hell .. you go to hell and you die

[Dark Side]

acura dude eat a dick. never said i was drunk. i said kinda drunk aka buzzed. so yea i can still function and ive been on here longer than u son so dont tell me what i should and shouldnt be doing. so be a good boy and shut the fuck up

YEAH !.......That Shit is Wack ! y0

[Crazy Asian]

Calm down phatback..."starts to pet her head"

[PhatbacK]

man shut the fuck up , i hate you, you go to hell .. you go to hell and you die

i think its amazing the way u express ur love for me. u really like me...u really really do. yay

[Speedm0(\)key]

Calm down phatback..."starts to pet her head"


haha... dude you quoted me?.. hahahaha.. damn.. umm. thanks i guess. i didnt know i was funny

[Boosted S60R]

i think its amazing the way u express ur love for me. u really like me...u really really do. yayI have much love for the phatback!

[B18c-rex]

^^^agree

[AcuraGSr]

ok. im kinda drunk...as if u cant already tell from the thread. i love texas roadhouse...and i love u.....mr jack daniels..and u miller lite.....the men in my life that treat me good. its cold outside.....and um im kinda drunk........buhehehe. ok im a retard...... :crazy:

You sure are a retard man.
Im kinda drunk..... I love u mr daniels.....pffffffff
Man i hate those kind of kids.......
They think it's cool to say that they are drunk or shit.....

[PhatbacK]

I have much love for the phatback!

thanks. u rule in my book

[Dark Side]

I have much love for the phatback!

Kiss Ass ! Who the hell told u to come in here. :bootyshak

[Speedm0(\)key]

i think its amazing the way u express ur love for me. u really like me...u really really do. yay


a note to Phatback:
dear dyke,
no, im allergic to anglo saxons, never noticed the break outs i had after touching you? i hate your skin color.. so palid.. so corpse like, i will NEVER ever have a girl that wasnt born with a natural tan, looks like its back to latinas for me.

with love, Will aka Speedmonkey
XOXOXOXOXOX

ps. good luck telling where your leg ends and your sock begins you CRACKER WHORE!

i heard you get like.. +40 when you quote yourself.. lets test the waters

[PhatbacK]

You sure are a retard man.
Im kinda drunk..... I love u mr daniels.....pffffffff
Man i hate those kind of kids.......
They think it's cool to say that they are drunk or shit.....



first off. im a gurl u jackassl. and its not like there is anything eles exciting going on on this site so why not start something. so sit back and shut up. geez. .....these fuckin noobs

[Boosted S60R]

thanks. u rule in my book :yay: :bow: :hump: :bowdown:

[Dark Side]

I cant get enough of ur Phatback baby ! lol

[PhatbacK]

speedmonkey. say what u want. doesnt phase me. i know u love me. so dont play

[Boosted S60R]

Kiss Ass ! Who the hell told u to come in here. :bootyshakI just thought I would butt in lol

[Speedm0(\)key]

omg.. its OVER.. im sorry, GET OVER IT!

[PhatbacK]

been over it doll

[Dark Side]

I just thought I would butt in lol

Hahah u very funny y0.

[Crazy Asian]

CRAKA WHORE AHHAAHHAAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAH

[Boosted S60R]

Hahah u very funny y0.I try i try lol

[DJ XtRaK©]

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyy im drunk too...koll

[Hulud]

im playing catch up with jose

[XBLG20]

geez ... after 8 pages i'm tired

[CMO]

i dont wear underwear

and there is people, one of the best things I've heard on IA in awhile.