Sinfix_15
11-22-2012, 04:43 AM
I am a believer in dream interpretation, that maybe there is some hidden message locked in our brains that comes out when we dream, but it's a puzzle that needs to be solved. I am going to share with you a horrible nightmare i just had and hopefully you can offer up some interpretations. Lock your doors, turn on your lights..... This shit is terrifying.
So in this dream i find myself reliving my prom night, but with the arrangement and details completely flipped. I pull up to a house to pick up my date... and my date is Deana from Jersey Shore. In no way shape or form am i even remotely attracted to Deana in any way. But it is what it is, this is how it went down. I walk up to the house and ring the doorbell, everything is seemingly normal. When her mom and dad come to the door, theyre the stereotypical married couple. Balding man and blonde house wife. Throughout this entire dream, everything every single person says is blatantly vulgar and ridiculous. Her dad greets me about like this " Hey son!!! So you're taking our daughter to prom! you're a lucky guy, you know youre gettin some pussy tonight!" ect ect... Her mom would say something excessively vulgar too " oh look, he's tall, you know how our daughter likes big penises, shes gonna have so much fun at prom ".... We go through the normal sitting in the living room having a conversation but as i stated before, every single thing that comes out of their mouth is excessively blunt and sexual in nature. In my dream i feel that same uncomfortable need to please her parents that you would when you were younger, so i go along with what theyre saying as much as possible even though they seem crazy.
So finally Deana comes down the stairs and we get in the car to head to prom. Walking out the door her dad says something like "you guys have fun now, you pound her, she better not be walking straight when she comes home!!" so we go to the car and she starts giving me directions and mid way she asks me to stop at a gas station. Inside the gas station, everyone else is also talking excessively vulgar, its almost like theyre speaking another language that everyone else is cool with even though it all sounds crazy to me. Deana walks thru the door and shes like "oh hey, i just came to get some condoms, gonna get my snatch beat in tonight, hell yeaahhh!!!" and other misc jersey shore type banter. The cashier also talks the same way, shes like "dats what i'm talkin about girl, go get your ass pounded girl!!"... So we get back in the car and i'm starting to question if im high or what the hell is going on that all these people are acting fucking crazy. I'm under the impression that im being given directions to prom but we end up at the jersey shore house. When we walk inside none of the other shore people are there, just me and Deana.
Soon as we get inside she grabs my hand and leads me to her room where she's saying other shore-esc things like "lets go get it in". So we get to her room and she sits down on the beanbag chair and pulls her skirt up and continues excessively vulgar " i've been waiting all day to get fucked, come over here and beat this pussy" So i start banging her and she wont shut up saying stupid shit like " oh yeah, gettin fucked on a beanbag chair, wish my mom could see me now, see me taking this dick.. ect ect ect... just ridiculous over the top nonsense. After a few minutes i start to get annoyed and i cover her mouth with my hand and ask her to shut up. When i remove my hand she keeps going on and on and on talking so i cover her mouth again with both hands and im so angry at this point i just strangle her to death.
At this point i start to come to my senses... ask myself why in the hell am i dreaming about fucking Deana from jersey shore and i wake up feeling like i need to take a bath in bleach.
Wrap your brains around that one and offer up a dream interpretation.:no:
http://i1.cdnds.net/11/04/ustv_jersey_shore_2011_deena_2.jpg
So in this dream i find myself reliving my prom night, but with the arrangement and details completely flipped. I pull up to a house to pick up my date... and my date is Deana from Jersey Shore. In no way shape or form am i even remotely attracted to Deana in any way. But it is what it is, this is how it went down. I walk up to the house and ring the doorbell, everything is seemingly normal. When her mom and dad come to the door, theyre the stereotypical married couple. Balding man and blonde house wife. Throughout this entire dream, everything every single person says is blatantly vulgar and ridiculous. Her dad greets me about like this " Hey son!!! So you're taking our daughter to prom! you're a lucky guy, you know youre gettin some pussy tonight!" ect ect... Her mom would say something excessively vulgar too " oh look, he's tall, you know how our daughter likes big penises, shes gonna have so much fun at prom ".... We go through the normal sitting in the living room having a conversation but as i stated before, every single thing that comes out of their mouth is excessively blunt and sexual in nature. In my dream i feel that same uncomfortable need to please her parents that you would when you were younger, so i go along with what theyre saying as much as possible even though they seem crazy.
So finally Deana comes down the stairs and we get in the car to head to prom. Walking out the door her dad says something like "you guys have fun now, you pound her, she better not be walking straight when she comes home!!" so we go to the car and she starts giving me directions and mid way she asks me to stop at a gas station. Inside the gas station, everyone else is also talking excessively vulgar, its almost like theyre speaking another language that everyone else is cool with even though it all sounds crazy to me. Deana walks thru the door and shes like "oh hey, i just came to get some condoms, gonna get my snatch beat in tonight, hell yeaahhh!!!" and other misc jersey shore type banter. The cashier also talks the same way, shes like "dats what i'm talkin about girl, go get your ass pounded girl!!"... So we get back in the car and i'm starting to question if im high or what the hell is going on that all these people are acting fucking crazy. I'm under the impression that im being given directions to prom but we end up at the jersey shore house. When we walk inside none of the other shore people are there, just me and Deana.
Soon as we get inside she grabs my hand and leads me to her room where she's saying other shore-esc things like "lets go get it in". So we get to her room and she sits down on the beanbag chair and pulls her skirt up and continues excessively vulgar " i've been waiting all day to get fucked, come over here and beat this pussy" So i start banging her and she wont shut up saying stupid shit like " oh yeah, gettin fucked on a beanbag chair, wish my mom could see me now, see me taking this dick.. ect ect ect... just ridiculous over the top nonsense. After a few minutes i start to get annoyed and i cover her mouth with my hand and ask her to shut up. When i remove my hand she keeps going on and on and on talking so i cover her mouth again with both hands and im so angry at this point i just strangle her to death.
At this point i start to come to my senses... ask myself why in the hell am i dreaming about fucking Deana from jersey shore and i wake up feeling like i need to take a bath in bleach.
Wrap your brains around that one and offer up a dream interpretation.:no:
http://i1.cdnds.net/11/04/ustv_jersey_shore_2011_deena_2.jpg