Ask a black dude!

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In an effort to create a fair and balanced reading experience, you can ask me any questions about being black

[quickdodge®]

And being that I am the only one qualified to answer these questions, please direct them to me.

[Vteckidd]

Do you stereotype white people as much as white people stereotype black people?

[quickdodge®]

Do you stereotype white people as much as white people stereotype black people?

If he says no, then my initial response in this thread has been validated.

[Sinfix_15]

In an effort to create a fair and balanced reading experience, you can ask me any questions about being black

Are you just as offended by the positive stereotypes as you are the negative ones? To be more specific, do you feel obligated to have a big penis and be good at basketball?

[C230K]

Why do black buy rims and stereos that cost more than the car itself?

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Yeah nigga. Matta fact, we just as scared to be in a room fulla white people as y'all is black people. All educated n shit

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Are you just as offended by the positive stereotypes as you are the negative ones? To be more specific, do you feel obligated to have a big penis and be good at basketball?

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

[l Gizzy l]

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

this thread is already hilarious.

[l Gizzy l]

Why are black guys always the first ones to die in scary movies?

[Sinfix_15]

Nah nigga, only stereotypes we know is Panasonic and Jenson

I'd talk more about black folks dicks, but that shit be a long story

I am honestly disappointed in your characterizations, i had high expectations for this duel of threads.

[Bacon]

Why are us white folk called crackers?

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[silversol]

Why do black women have to be loud and obnoxious and suck there teeth while eating?

[MeFryRice]

What is the fascination of cocoa-butter products?

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Why are black guys always the first ones to die in scary movies?

I think it's a conspiracy to pay us less for less screen time.

[Elbow]

Why do black guys love beached whales?

AKA fat women.

[RsonGt3's]

Why do black people love chicken and watermelon?

[johnny_d]

Why do blacks like to start and end every sentence with BRUH!!!!!!!!

[Dylan]

Why is it so rare that black people engage in random conversations with white folks? Ex:" hey, how are you today?". 95% of them give me the eat shit look when the see me or hear me, I'm just trying to be nice :dunno:

[Echonova]

Why do black guys love beached whales?

AKA fat women.Edit: You forgot to add the word "white".

[Dylan]

Edit: You forgot to add the word "white".

Now that's just racist! I believe the proper term is "Caucasian American", sir!

[Austin?]

Why do black people brand their cars?

[dc5-rsx]

Why do black girls wear weaves (store bought hair)?

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[MeFryRice]

Why do black people leave the price/brand sticker on their clothing and hats?

[Austin?]

Why do black people leave the price/brand sticker on their clothing and hats?

So they can return and get their money back after they wear it for 28 days.

[Sinfix_15]

So, in the "ask a black dude" thread, everyone keeps asking questions and not getting any answers.....

Blank, you running for president?????

[Catnip]

Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

[RsonGt3's]

Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

Dam...

[Austin?]

Lmao!!!


Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

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Why do black people smell (badly)?

Why are black people greasy?

How come all black women have huge nasty feet?

Do black people hate black people hair as much as white people hate it?

If someone calls his Jordans J's, and another calls his joint a J, is it always obvious who is talking about what?

Is it the black rubbing off on car door panels, or the grease?

Are black people taught to lie like white people are taught to tell the truth?

Does every black person hate white people, or is it just the ones like you?

Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

Can black people tell black people apart?

Do black people come standard with a form of night vision to see other black people in the dark?

Yous a basic ass bitch. Why you ask so many mo'fuckin ass questions nigga?

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Why is it so rare that black people engage in random conversations with white folks? Ex:" hey, how are you today?". 95% of them give me the eat shit look when the see me or hear me, I'm just trying to be nice :dunno:

Prolly cuz all you white mo'fuckas smell like old processed cheese and cool water cologne

[green91]

Sinfix's thread is much better than this one. At least he is making a semi-serious attempt to actually answer the questions instead of replying using the stereotypical "ebonic" dialect.

Full Disclosure: I am mayonnaise white.

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Sinfix's thread is much better than this one. At least he is making a semi-serious attempt to actually answer the questions instead of replying using the stereotypical "ebonic" dialect.

Full Disclosure: I am mayonnaise white.

Which one of y'all bitches asked for this simple ass niggas opinion?

[quickdodge®]

Sinfix's thread is much better than this one.

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

[teh bri]

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

This.

[ezone]

Why do black girls always pat their head every five minutes ? Did they use to much glue for their weave ?

Where do they get their names from?

[Sinfix_15]

This.

You back stabber...... my answer to your own question was educational and potentially spread awareness about a lack of gay rights around the world. "worthless".... hardly.

Want to find worthless threads.... search "lets play a game"

[Sinfix_15]

Prolly cuz all you white mo'fuckas smell like old processed cheese and cool water cologne

Cheese is delicious! and you'd think this $6 can of axe body spray would cover up the smell.....

[Sinfix_15]

I disagree. I think they're both worthless threads. This one, I'm sure, is just here as a mockery to Sinfix's thread.

http://www.spellcasting.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/backfire1.jpg

[BTLFED]

This.

Speaking of worthless.

"I want my baby daddy to be part of my son's life....so I'm going to move 10+ hours away."

Translation: "I want my baby daddy to pay me, but I don't give a shit if he sees his child."

[C230K]

Why do black people love booty so much?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxThsRCyoOM

[dc5-rsx]

Why do black people love booty so much?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxThsRCyoOM

More cushion for the pushing

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[Elbow]

Why do black girls always pat their head every five minutes ? Did they use to much glue for their weave ?

Where do they get their names from?

Definitely have always been curious about the head slapping thing.

[S4saken]

Why a black people so afraid of dogs?
I had a 2 year old black kid run around the building when my dog came around the corner.

Why isn't this thread called "Ask an African American!" if that is what black people prefer to be called?

Do black people actually consider Jesse Jackson a black leader?

[quickdodge®]

Definitely have always been curious about the head slapping thing.

It's because of them wearing weaves. Their heads itch just as white folks or any other person's head itches. Only black folks that wear weaves can't scratch their heads due to the weave coming out. If they scratch, it'll more than likely pull the hair out so they pat. Next time your head itches, try it. Pat your head and you'll see it pretty much has the same effect.

[quickdodge®]

Do black people actually consider Jesse Jackson a black leader?

He's not a white leader so what do you think?

[Dylan]

Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.

[S4saken]

He's not a white leader so what do you think?

Neither is Chris Rock, does that make him a black leader because he rants in front of crowds. They are both clowns also.

[Sinfix_15]

Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.

someone needed to!

[quickdodge®]

Neither is Chris Rock, does that make him a black leader because he rants in front of crowds. They are both clowns also.

I'm thinking my response surpassed you. My apologies.


someone needed to!

Lolol. For an average white dude, I know a LOT about black culture.

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Good shit QD, you're actually providing legitimate answers.

God damnit QD hijacked my thread. Lol

[Sinfix_15]

God damnit QD rescued me from my own thread. Lol

Fixed.

[Dylan]

Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.

[Sinfix_15]

Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.

idk, where you at asians and mexicans?

[S4saken]

When you guys say Mexican do you mean all Hispanics or people actually from Mexico? Cause I've noticed that in Georgia you're automatically Mexican I you speak Spanish.

[C230K]

Why hasn't there been an "Ask a Mexican" or "Ask an Asian" thread made yet. This forum feels like a set of salt and pepper shakers.

Im not mexican, neither are my parents, but I been hanging around so many mexicans, that I sometimes feel like Im mexican. Is this enough mexicanist to start a mexican slash maybe latino thread? At the same time I dislike them because they sometimes piss me off

[Dylan]

Im not mexican, neither are my parents, but I been hanging around so many mexicans, that I sometimes feel like Im mexican. Is this enough mexicanist to start a mexican slash maybe latino thread? At the same time I dislike them because they sometimes piss me off

I basically grew up and was raised in a Mexican household, however, I'm not Mexican and neither are you. So no... When the time is right they will come forward and make their own thread in which they can be harassed about their stereotypes lol.

[Sinfix_15]

I basically grew up and was raised in a Mexican household, however, I'm not Mexican and neither are you. So no... When the time is right they will come forward and make their own thread in which they can be harassed about their stereotypes lol.

spoiler alert - 15 pages of recipes and lawn care tips.

[Dylan]

spoiler alert - 15 pages of recipes and lawn care tips.

:lmfao:

[bitchface]

Why is it whenever a black person sees their buddy on the sidewalk they feel that it's perfectly fine to throw on the hazards and stop in the lane of travel to talk to them? I swear to GOD I see this shit at least once a day in Atlanta. Fucking hazards!!!! GTF out of my fucking way, I am trying to get to work!

[Sinfix_15]

How do black people feel about the word wigger? If that word is unacceptable, how would your avg black guy identify this person?
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380808/927911.jpg

[Dylan]

How do black people feel about the word wigger? If that word is unacceptable, how would you avg black guy identify this person?
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380808/927911.jpg

A target to practice their sideways gun shooting skills on.

[Catnip]

Where do they get their names from?



Do black people make up names to make up for the fact that you all look alike?

... I answered that with a question.

[D3UC3S]

My Stepmom is black. I can help with answers here QD.

Blacks do not use the term "wigger". That is something white kids came up with to make fun of the other white kids trying to fit in with the black crowd, usually in HS. They simply tolerate these kids b/c they may actually be crazy. But guaranteed, if shit pops off, they will video tape it, yell "WORLDSTAR", and act like they don't know him.

Now if a white kid dresses like he has a fucking clue in life, then they would actually have some respect for the kid. Be yourself, no matter what color you are.

[lanning]

Is there a specific band that is more likely to make her dance when compared to other bands?
How well do you think 2 Chainz would do on a True/False test?

[Nismo]

Why does your thread only have 2 stars but the ask a white guy has 4?

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Alright. Maybe I can give some serious answers...


Is there a specific band that is more likely to make her dance when compared to other bands?
How well do you think 2 Chainz would do on a True/False test?If you've got money and you go to a higher end strip club, you can get $100 blocks of one dollar bills wrapped up in a band, this is what "bands" are. A band of 5s, 10s, or 20s are more likely to make her dance for you than a band of ones.

2 chainz has marked all his answers true so far, so statistically he has a 70% chance of getting a passing grade.

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Why does your thread only have 2 stars but the ask a white guy has 4?

It's because of affirmative action that I get any stars at all

[Boosted FC]

Why do blacks almost lay down & lean to the side when driving a car?

[Boosted FC]

Why when you are in traffic and you let a black person cut in front of you they hardly ever say thanks but will almost always get a thanks or wave from a white person?

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Why do blacks walk around with their pants below their ass & a shirt that is about 3 times their size?

[EG_Ryder]

In the eyes of the black man, did michael jackson die as a black man or a white woman?

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Why do blacks almost lay down & lean to the side when driving a car?comfortable driving position? Black males are typically taller too I suppose.


In the eyes of the black man, did michael jackson die as a black man or a white woman?White male

[Sinfix_15]

is it really harder for black people to catch cabs? why do you think that is?

[Sinfix_15]

Lets say you met this fine white girl and hit it off pretty good. You go to her parent's house to pick her up for a date and when you pull into the driveway there's 2 cars. A 89 iroc Z and a camo K5 blazer with a shotgun rack in the back, both of them have Romney bumper stickers. What thoughts are going through your head as you walk to the door?

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lol

[Austin?]

So many unanswered question.

[dc5-rsx]

Lets say you met this fine white girl and hit it off pretty good. You go to her parent's house to pick her up for a date and when you pull into the driveway there's 2 cars. A 89 iroc Z and a camo K5 blazer with a shotgun rack in the back, both of them have Romney bumper stickers. What thoughts are going through your head as you walk to the door?

This pussy better be worth it

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[dc5-rsx]

is it really harder for black people to catch cabs? why do you think that is?

Depends on the attire.

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[dc5-rsx]

Why do blacks walk around with their pants below their ass & a shirt that is about 3 times their size?

They didn't throughly wipe so they gotta air their azz out. So they can wear if for many years to come.

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[C230K]

Why do black people make fun of Africans?

[Boosted FC]

Man, this thread fails on getting much answers to the questions being presented to the OP.

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Man, this thread fails on getting much answers to the questions being presented to the OP.

I had no intention of taking this thread seriously. Lol.

Why are you even asking questions anyway? You're black!

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I had no intention of taking this thread seriously. Lol.

Why are you even asking questions anyway? You're black!

lol, NO I'm not, I'm OTHER

[AKORDTuNeR91]

How do black people feel about the word wigger? If that word is unacceptable, how would your avg black guy identify this person?
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/380808/927911.jpg

Irritating

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[quickdodge®]

Why do black people make fun of Africans?

They don't. It's actually the other way around. Africans make fun of American black people because of a few things. One being their work ethics as a whole. Africans are a hard working people. From their times in villages across the oceans to the time they arrive here. They see a lot of American black people lazing around and trying to live off the government (welfare, EBT, etc.). Africans come over here and struggle to get into the rhythm of a more technologically advanced working nation and they work hard until they can catch the groove. They also do not like that American black people call themselves African Americans. They don't see that as being true as they aren't directly from the continent.

This, of course, does not encompass all black folks and all Africans. This is stuff I've learned over the years of hobnobbing with different cultures of people and how a lot of them feel about other cultures.

[Elbow]

They don't. It's actually the other way around. Africans make fun of American black people because of a few things. One being their work ethics as a whole. Africans are a hard working people. From their times in villages across the oceans to the time they arrive here. They see a lot of American black people lazing around and trying to live off the government (welfare, EBT, etc.). Africans come over here and struggle to get into the rhythm of a more technologically advanced working nation and they work hard until they can catch the groove. They also do not like that American black people call themselves African Americans. They don't see that as being true as they aren't directly from the continent.

This, of course, does not encompass all black folks and all Africans. This is stuff I've learned over the years of hobnobbing with different cultures of people and how a lot of them feel about other cultures.

When I was in school the black kids in my school (not all, but many) would make fun of Africans any chance they got, we had a teacher from Africa and I'm pretty sure he quit from being abused.

[quickdodge®]

When I was in school the black kids in my school (not all, but many) would make fun of Africans any chance they got, we had a teacher from Africa and I'm pretty sure he quit from being abused.

I never said it didn't happen. Everyone makes fun of everyone else at one time or another.