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BTLFED
10-31-2012, 05:36 PM
So about this dead hooker molestation....

We need Bacon to warm them up first. Apparently we have been doing it wrong the whole time.
Dylan
10-31-2012, 05:38 PM
They're best served at room temperature imo.
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 05:41 PM
They're best served at room temperature imo.

That's what I thought too, but between D3UC3S showering before instead of after and Bacon saying he warms his to an internal temp of 160 Degrees, my mind = blown.

I need to step my game up.
Dylan
10-31-2012, 05:44 PM
That's what I thought too, but between D3UC3S showering before instead of after and Bacon saying he warms his to an internal temp of 160 Degrees, my mind = blown.

I need to step my game up.
They're obviously just doing it all wrong. They don't know what they are missing.
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 06:21 PM
Oh you are mistaken sir...fresh off the kill and the next evening are the best. After that its time to get a new one!

Its like shower nozzles...Hot or cold. And never forget the budweiser.
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 06:22 PM
I save my good beer for home....hooker beer for the road.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to BTLFED again.<--------- Motherfucking reps system bullshit.
Bacon
10-31-2012, 07:27 PM
I just like my dead pussy warm....what can I say?

It gives me the feeling that I'm not quite a necrophiliac yet the satisfaction from a human that isn't fighting me.

I'm morbid.

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 07:38 PM
Naw, i would rather have them twitching still....that way its like they are enjoying it with out all the annoying words women speak.
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 07:44 PM
1. Of course you save the good beer for home. Budweiser is too classy for dead hooker molestation. Natty Ice or nothing.
2. Since I haven't tried it yet, I can't say whether the warmness is a gift or a curse, but I digress.
3. No one can argue with the twitching. That way, if the twitching gets out of hand you can give them a good donkey punch and its not domestic violence. It's like punching a stuffed animal....but a fleshy one.
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 07:57 PM
LOL....Natural Ice gets you hammered.

Donkey punching dead chicks. OMG, i may have pooped a little bit.
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:01 PM
What's bad is the company I work for does body transports for a Gwinnett based organ harvesting company.

I shall refrain from getting ideas.

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:10 PM
You know you wanna punch one of them next time.
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:14 PM
Shit man....I wanna punch all the live ones!!!

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:15 PM
Speaking of donkey punches, Im texting with Mr Marks, Chris.


Hows that for OG double OG psycho shit.
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:17 PM
Shit man....I wanna punch all the live ones!!!

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LOL thats awesome. Next time i take an ambulance ride im gonna look that EMT in the face and say "you dont wanna punch me , do you?"
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:21 PM
LOL thats awesome. Next time i take an ambulance ride im gonna look that EMT in the face and say "you dont wanna punch me , do you?"

Don't ride in mine. I'd do it just for spite.

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:22 PM
LOL fuck you
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 08:25 PM
Speaking of donkey punches, Im texting with Mr Marks, Chris.


Hows that for OG double OG psycho shit.

Oh snap the king of the donkey punch?! How the fuck is he?!

Side note, one of my buddies drives an ambulance for Grady. I'm going to ask him to slide me a hooker for testing. Gun shot wounds are sexy.
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:25 PM
LOL fuck you

No thanks. E36 may take you up on that offer.

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Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:26 PM
Oh snap the king of the donkey punch?! How the fuck is he?!

Side note, one of my buddies drives an ambulance for Grady. I'm going to ask him to slide me a hooker for testing. Gun shot wounds are sexy.

Who's your buddy? I know quite a few people at Grady.

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:30 PM
Oh snap the king of the donkey punch?! How the fuck is he?!

Side note, one of my buddies drives an ambulance for Grady. I'm going to ask him to slide me a hooker for testing. Gun shot wounds are sexy.

Hes good. Apparently building all out show cars/custom OG shit....In S. FLA. I miss that dude.
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 08:32 PM
Who's your buddy? I know quite a few people at Grady.

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His name is Kevin. I forget which actual company he drives for, but I know it's for Grady.
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:33 PM
His name is Kevin. I forget which actual company he drives for, but I know it's for Grady.

Don't know Kevin. The company is Grady. I may work for them one day. Not likely but maybe.

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BTLFED
10-31-2012, 08:35 PM
Hes good. Apparently building all out show cars/custom OG shit....In S. FLA. I miss that dude.

I miss him too. I knew he was in Florida doing big things. You should tell him to get on here. :lmfao:
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 08:37 PM
Don't know Kevin. The company is Grady. I may work for them one day. Not likely but maybe.

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Well he's a nut job so that makes me think its not hard to get a job here lol! I thought there were different ambulance companies for hospitals?
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:38 PM
you fellas are a wee bit weird.............................i prefer dead animals......................................mainl y sheep
































































































































BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BTLFED
10-31-2012, 08:43 PM
you fellas are a wee bit weird.............................i prefer dead animals......................................mainl y sheep

BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Well they say the sheep is the closest to the real thing.
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:49 PM
i love the feel of wool between my fingers........................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:50 PM
The Irish lad must really be from Kentucky.....

.....where the men are men and the sheep are scared.

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D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:51 PM
I miss him too. I knew he was in Florida doing big things. You should tell him to get on here. :lmfao:

He said hes gonna do it when he gets outta the gym. You fuckers have no idea whats about to happen. BTLFED and B@d@ppLE at once.....Dicks will explode.
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:53 PM
i love the feel of wool between my fingers........................mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm m


LOL thats terrible. yet extremely arousing
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:53 PM
He said hes gonna do it when he gets outta the gym. You fuckers have no idea whats about to happen. BTLFED and B@d@ppLE at once.....Dicks will explode.subsrcibed
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:53 PM
Fuck your multiquote...if G36slide can do it, so can I
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:54 PM
LOL thats terrible. yet extremely arousingsheep shaggin FTW
Bacon
10-31-2012, 08:55 PM
Not too fond of sheep. Don't like coughing up wool.

And I love eating my vegetables. They're a little tricky sometimes especially when the wheelchair gets in the way.

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Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:55 PM
http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s260/dazza1208/84d16914.gif
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 08:56 PM
How am i not a MOD....I want access to these OG/Mod meets.

I make big things happen. I am a connector of OG's
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:57 PM
http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd19/jgerling/shagsheep1.gif
http://i998.photobucket.com/albums/af103/bacardikim/smilies/lamsey_woot3.gif
http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r218/john_silva/Funnies/Emoicons/8e7e51e9.gif
Scotsman
10-31-2012, 08:59 PM
How am i not a MOD....I want access to these OG/Mod meets.

I make big things happen. I am a connector of OG'swe dont like you......................:dunno::chuckles:
D3UC3S
10-31-2012, 09:01 PM
Those were my mothers dying words
Bacon
10-31-2012, 09:26 PM
Those were my mothers dying words

When I read this, this is the first thing that popped into my head.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEcvSq4SDkc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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BTLFED
11-01-2012, 09:44 AM
He said hes gonna do it when he gets outta the gym. You fuckers have no idea whats about to happen. BTLFED and B@d@ppLE at once.....Dicks will explode.

Shit I got off. He never showed?
Sammich
11-01-2012, 09:45 AM
this thread lacks dominos delivery, this shit is digornios..i'm leaving
BTLFED
11-01-2012, 11:01 AM
this thread lacks dominos delivery, this shit is digornios..i'm leaving

That's because you don't have the skill to bate a hooker into some dead fuckin.
Sammich
11-01-2012, 11:12 AM
this is true...i have no game
D3UC3S
11-01-2012, 04:16 PM
Shit I got off. He never showed?

Naw i guess he pussed out. He'll be on soon tho. He cant resist the urge to talk shit.
BTLFED
11-01-2012, 08:19 PM
Naw i guess he pussed out. He'll be on soon tho. He cant resist the urge to talk shit.

That's true. He's like me...but with cool tatoos. Well maybe more rowdy....and by maybe I mean absoluley.
D3UC3S
11-01-2012, 08:24 PM
HAHAHAHA....Back in the day he would def break some rules.

I think he is calming down in his old age.