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Nitro
12-05-2005, 08:22 AM
a monday funny fa ya'll................ :lmfao:

The seven dwarves
>
>The seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are THE seven dwarfs,
>they are ushered in to see the Pope. Dopey Leads the pack.
>
>Dopey, my son," says the Pope," what can I do for you?"
>
>Dopey asks," Excuse me your Excellency, but are there any dwarf nuns in
>Rome?"
>
>The Pope wrinkles his brow at the odd question, thinks for a moment and
>answers," No, Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Rome."
>
>In the background a few of the dwarfs start giggling. Dopey turns around
>and gives them a glare, silencing them.
>
>Dopey turns back, "Your Worship, are there any dwarf nuns in all of
>Europe?"
>
>The Pope, puzzled now, again thinks for a moment and then answers, "No,
>Dopey, there are no dwarf nuns in Europe."
>
>This time, all of the other dwarfs burst into laughter. Once again, Dopey
>turns around and silences them, with an angry glare.
>
>Dopey turns back and says,"Mr. Pope! Are there ANY dwarf nuns anywh! ere in
>the world?"
>
>"I'm sorry, my son, there are no dwarf nuns anywhere in the world."
>
>The other dwarfs collapse into a heap, rolling and laughing, pounding the
>floor, tears rolling down their cheeks, as they begin chanting......
>
>
>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
>"Dopey screwed a penguin!"......
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