I'm going to be a father...

[HalfBaked]

This is horrible.

The last thing I ever wanted to do was be a dad, especially at this age.

The worst part is now I'm going have to deal with the baby momma for the rest of my life..

I knew I should have bagged it or pulled out.

Atleast it will be a cute kid..

I mean half HalfBaked and half BTLFED.

[b@d @pple]

hah so ur having an asshole!

[BTLFED]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[1439/2000]

What a dirty kid.

[PhatbacK]

im lost what the hell

[b@d @pple]

surprise

[HalfBaked]

im lost what the hell

Do I need to explain the birds and the bees to you?!

[BTLFED]

How...I mean....WTF! :eek:

[HalfBaked]

OMG!

I'M GOING TO BE THE MOTHER!

Sweet! I'm a MILF!

[PhatbacK]

surprise

what the hell justin . quit bein an asshat online or ill slap the white outta u

[BTLFED]

what the hell justin . quit bein an asshat online or ill slap the white outta u

You will do nothing of the sort. :slap:

[HalfBaked]

You will do nothing of the sort. :slap:

Shouldn't you be picking out names for our Child!

[BTLFED]

Shouldn't you be picking out names for our Child!
Is it a boy or girl?

[HalfBaked]

Is it a boy or girl?

...

You should be the 1st to know.

It's a mermaid.

[BTLFED]

...

You should be the 1st to know.

It's a mermaid.

The Little Mermaid? She was hot.

[4dmin]

so what are you going to name it? HalfFed or BTLBaked??

[BTLFED]

BTLBaked! lol

[99ITRGIRL]

lol ya'll...

[BTLFED]

lol ya'll...

Will you be the god mother?

[DrivenMind]

HalfFed that's great...

it's middle name can be "malnourished".

[NAIZBST]

^^^^^lmfao

[BTLFED]

HalfFed that's great...

it's middle name can be "malnourished".

You can be the god father "running start." ;)

[Darling Nikki]

this is sooo crazy...Matt your so silly

[HalfBaked]

HalfFed > BtlBaked.

BTW, our mermaid child has fetal alcohol syndrome.

[Speedm0(\)key]

i have a confession to make... that kid is half mexican

[The Golden Child]

i have a confession to make... that kid is half mexican

and we have round 1 here ..

[Speedm0(\)key]

and we have round 1 here ..


we were banging out of control, and the soldier ripped. 200 bucks says the babie comes out with a hint of brown

[HalfBaked]

It is ok.

Me, Speedmonkey, and BTLFED will all be appearing on Jerry Springer shortly after the childs birth.

[Speedm0(\)key]

It is ok.

Me, Speedmonkey, and BTLFED will all be appearing on Jerry Springer shortly after the childs birth.


where my superior brown man semen will own you

[4dmin]

where my superior brown man semen will own you

do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?

[ALVIN]

^^^ good question....any females care to answer this?

[ISAtlanta300]

www.mauryshow.com

........

[BTEC]

do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?
taste like chicken and hot sauce. :goodjob:

[Speedm0(\)key]

do brown men have brown seman or is it spicy flavored?


its identical to a white man's semen.. according to some women .. it is not bitter and salty, its sweet and sour. i dont know

[BTLFED]

Lies! SpeedMonkey is no part of our lovemermaidchild!

[Speedm0(\)key]

Lies! SpeedMonkey is no part of our lovemermaidchild!


im talking about the new one, the one that will mow the lawn when he's 3yrs old

[BTLFED]

im talking about the new one, the one that will mow the lawn when he's 3yrs old

Oh my! :eek:

[Crazy Asian]

Child ABUSER!!!!!

[Speedm0(\)key]

Child ABUSER!!!!!


w0rd

[Crazy Asian]

ahHAHAHAH....

[DC2girl]

well it really aint that bad.lolz Krucial7integra is my babydaddy and he's dealing with it fine.. well except for the sleepless nights and dirty diapers.. but she's the joy of our lives right now.. even tho we cant stand each other at times... we still have that bond.hahahhaha

[Speedm0(\)key]

well it really aint that bad.lolz Krucial7integra is my babydaddy and he's dealing with it fine.. well except for the sleepless nights and dirty diapers.. but she's the joy of our lives right now.. even tho we cant stand each other at times... we still have that bond.hahahhaha


me and phatback have already settled that she'd be doing all the dirty diaper changing and all that crap. so our marriage is a perfect one. plus we both have STi's so.. we dont need to go gay and buy a van

[Tracy]

OMG cheater! BTLFED is MY baby's daddy!!!! I'm calling Jerry Springer!!!

[Crazy Asian]

No you guys have some odd weird marriage..where one abuses the other and the other dominates the other. Wonder whats gonna happen to the child?

[HalfBaked]

plus we both have STi's so

Omg ya'll have sexually transmitted infections?!?!?!


so.. we dont need to go gay and buy a van

Because you went gay and bought a subaru. :P

[Speedm0(\)key]

OMG cheater! BTLFED is MY baby's daddy!!!! I'm calling Jerry Springer!!!


wait.. is btlfed a dude? wtf

[Speedm0(\)key]

Omg ya'll have sexually transmitted infections?!?!?!



Because you went gay and bought a subaru. :P


HA.. you quoted the same thing twice.


YOU HAVE FAILED!

[HalfBaked]

wait.. is btlfed a dude? wtf

I know at first the alcohol had me thinking it was a girl...but I sobered up and we made love.

[HalfBaked]

HA.. you quoted the same thing twice.


YOU HAVE FAILED!

No I didn't...

You just can't read.

Look at it.

[Speedm0(\)key]

dammit... , hey.. you have a sentra DONT TALK

btw, i heard its the car driven by most homosexual frequent library visitants and homosexual chessclub members in japan.

[HalfBaked]

Sentra's don't market to gays!

I found mine another way!

And I'm in the checkers club.

[Speedm0(\)key]

hmmm... you are right
http://image02.webshots.com/2/2/39/64/42523964daBHxp_ph.jpg

[BTLFED]

wait.. is btlfed a dude? wtf

Hell yeah I'm a fucking dude! Half Baked is the mom!

Tracy, you are still my one and only. ;)

Sidenote: HalfBaked's Sentra has Mexican Domestic Market Headlights.

[Speedm0(\)key]

Hell yeah I'm a fucking dude! Half Baked is the mom!

Tracy, you are still my one and only. ;)

Sidenote: HalfBaked's Sentra has Mexican Domestic Market Headlights.


yeah they still make his generation sentra's parts like new in mexico, you'd be amazed, actually in mexico its called TSURU not sentra

[Speedm0(\)key]

waht the fuck halffaggot, we've been fighting over a guy?.. thats it, im quitting IA

[Tracy]

waht the fuck halffaggot, we've been fighting over a guy?.. thats it, im quitting IA

yay! mY prayers have finally been answered. This is why Halfbaked is my BFF!

[Speedm0(\)key]

yay! mY prayers have finally been answered. This is why Halfbaked is my BFF!


i was only kidding, i aint going no where

[Tracy]

i was only kidding, i aint going no where
damn :rant: :2up:

[Speedm0(\)key]

damn :rant: :2up:


man.. why does everyone hate me? i know why.. its cause im so cool :cool:

[BTLFED]

yeah they still make his generation sentra's parts like new in mexico, you'd be amazed, actually in mexico its called TSURU not sentra

Already knew that, and Halfbaked about had a heart attack when I first saw his headlights and said "Those are from the Tsuru, aren't they?" :lmfao:

[Speedm0(\)key]

Already knew that, and Halfbaked about had a heart attack when I first saw his headlights and said "Those are from the Tsuru, aren't they?" :lmfao:

props to halfbaked on those headlights.. mexico made WooOOOO!!!!

[Tracy]

man.. why does everyone hate me? i know why.. its cause im so cool :cool:

something like that. Maybe it the same reason everyone hates me. Wouldn't that be scary for you......

[Speedm0(\)key]

something like that. Maybe it the same reason everyone hates me. Wouldn't that be scary for you......

O' RLMENTE?

[SquishyC]

something like that. Maybe it the same reason everyone hates me. Wouldn't that be scary for you......

:( well I love you :)

[HalfBaked]

w00t w00t Tsuru headlights!

[Speedm0(\)key]

w00t w00t Tsuru headlights!

if they truly are tsuru headlights.. maaaaaaaad probs

[HalfBaked]

Check this out...

[Speedm0(\)key]

you should have posted the emblem.. no need to see your pits hahaa

[HalfBaked]

Yea I know..

The emblem is now on my PS2.

[Speedm0(\)key]

Yea I know..

The emblem is now on my PS2.


should've slapped it on your "dunka"

[Tracy]

Check this out...


ROTFLMAO!!! I can almost see the tittay's!!!

[HalfBaked]

Here is a sexy shot for you Tracy..

[Tracy]

Here is a sexy shot for you Tracy..

I love it! Thanks!!!!!

[HalfBaked]

I mean that was before my sexy figure was ruined by this pregnancy.