SilverJester
12-02-2005, 11:15 PM
A man who went to Church with his wife always fell asleep
during the sermon. The wife decided to do something
about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along
to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As
the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted
out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and
rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came
flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".
The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went
on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering
under his breath, and later began to doze off again
when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross
to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and
he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ". The Minister
said, "That's right, that's Right" and went on with
his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and
when the minister got to, "...and what did Eve say to
Adam after the birth of their second child?", the wife
started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said,
"If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break
it off".
during the sermon. The wife decided to do something
about this and one Sunday took a long hat pin along
to poke him with it every time he would doze off. As
the preacher got to a part in the sermon where he shouted
out "... and who created all there is in 6 days and
rested on the 7th?" she poked her husband, who came
flying out of the pew and screamed "Good God all mighty".
The minister said "That's right, that's right" and went
on with his sermon. The man sat back down, muttering
under his breath, and later began to doze off again
when the minister got to "... and who died on the cross
to save us from our sins?" the wife hit him again and
he jumped up and shouted "Jesus Christ". The Minister
said, "That's right, that's Right" and went on with
his sermon.
The man sat back down and began to watch his wife and
when the minister got to, "...and what did Eve say to
Adam after the birth of their second child?", the wife
started to poke the husband but he jumped up and said,
"If you stick that damn thing in me again I'll break
it off".