EnVus 2.0

[-EnVus-]

Well Looks like I'm gonna be a father....

[Browning151]

Congrats.

[C230K]

Congratulations, but we really do not want to hear about how you failed to blast your load on her face

[-EnVus-]

Congrats.
Thanks


Congratulations, but we really do not want to hear about how you failed to blast your load on her face
please those stopped once i got married

[Echonova]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iiU2omjqg9A

[C230K]

Thanks


please those stopped once i got married

Didnt know you was married, pliz excuse my rude comment

[-EnVus-]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

[Echonova]

That is a very good question.

[Catnip]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

Let us get over the shock of finding out that you had a pair before you go asking questions.

[-EnVus-]

Let us get over the shock of finding out that you had a pair before you go asking questions.
They may be in a jar on her nightstand but they are still mine dammit

[RandomGuy]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:

http://i.imgur.com/K2d05.jpg

[silversol]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:

http://i.imgur.com/K2d05.jpg

Thats not his.
http://i111.photobucket.com/albums/n152/stull33/segway.jpg

[teh bri]

How come when your wife is pregnant, people rub her tummy and say "congratulations" but no one rubs my balls and says," good job".

I wish someone would come up to me and touch my stomach, I'd pin them to the damn ground. Rule #1 Don't EVER touch a pregnant girl unless you KNOW she's pregnant... half the time they're not. -_- I'm only 20 weeks, and I get asked if I've named her, or when I'm due... noone ever touches my tummy besides my roommate when she kicks, or the boy.

[-EnVus-]

saw enVus at teh meet the other day:
Fast&Fluffiest


I wish someone would come up to me and touch my stomach, I'd pin them to the damn ground. Rule #1 Don't EVER touch a pregnant girl unless you KNOW she's pregnant... half the time they're not. -_- I'm only 20 weeks, and I get asked if I've named her, or when I'm due... noone ever touches my tummy besides my roommate when she kicks, or the boy.
Found out my wife is 8-10 weeks

[teh bri]

Found out my wife is 8-10 weeks

Annnnnnd let the morning sickness begin!

[Echonova]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

[C230K]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Aw HELL NAW

[-EnVus-]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

That option may just a may be on the table after our second child. My mother had 8 total me being the best and last :)

[Bacon]

Number 2 for me will be here in Sept and I have no intention on getting a vasectomy anytime soon. I'll just make it a point not to have anymore for a while.

Jason, congrats on the little one and don't blink....seriously. my son turns four on Sunday. Time flies :(

[Echonova]

Number 2 for me will be here in Sept and I have no intention on getting a vasectomy anytime soon.Well my first child is from my ex-wife... Three is enough. Taking care of 15/8/7yr olds is enough fun for me.

[Bacon]

I am sure I will end up getting one at some point but not for some years. I may decide to have more later.

[teh bri]

Young men who do that, deserve to be hit in the jaw. Wait til you're like late 40s.

[quickdodge®]

Congrats, dude. And good luck.


don't blink....seriously. my son turns four on Sunday. Time flies :(

You're not kidding.

I just became a grandfather yesterday. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

Wait til you're like late 40s.

To do what? Later, QD.

[Bacon]

Congrats, QD.

[-EnVus-]

Congrats, dude. And good luck.



You're not kidding.

I just became a grandfather yesterday. Later, QD.
Thanks and yeah try being like my Parents and have 15 Grand kids lol

[Echonova]

To do what? Later, QD.I'm guessing get a vasectomy?.?.?


Sorry I can't be anyone else's baby-daddy/paycheck.

http://i178.photobucket.com/albums/w254/Lady_Powell/notthefather.gif

[Scotsman]

congrats bub!

[teh bri]

I'm guessing get a vasectomy?.?.?

yeah.

[Echonova]

yeah.So I deserve a punch in the face because I don't want anymore kids?...


LOL




Ok.

[Rhys.]

After my current wife had two I decided it was time to turn the spigot off.



Vasectomy, it's the gift that keeps on giving.

Im doing that after one!!! But my girl is mext in line in her family for twins... Im screwed

[-EnVus-]

congrats bub!
Thanks man I gotta get mine to hangout with yours sometime and tear this town apart lol


So I deserve a punch in the face because I don't want anymore kids?...


LOL




Ok.
Thats so stupid i think a man should do what he and the wife both agree on and after 3 kids hell yeah. I and the wife said we wanted a boy and girl then that was all.

[Echonova]

My son agrees with me that bitches need to step...


http://i1178.photobucket.com/albums/x378/Echonova3/3e56e320.jpg

[teh bri]

So I deserve a punch in the face because I don't want anymore kids?...


LOL




Ok.

No. That's not what I said...

Thats so stupid i think a man should do what he and the wife both agree on and after 3 kids hell yeah. I and the wife said we wanted a boy and girl then that was all.

Point proven.