Pher
11-29-2005, 12:21 PM
So last night around 330 in the morning I decided to joke around with Krissy with a joke that takes most people only seconds to get...
Here it is...
“Hey Krissy, did you see that shit on the news today?”
"No, what was it", she says
"Some stupid activists got the supreme court to take some words out of the dictionary", I said
"Really, like what", she said
"Ah shit, I can’t remember all of them... Oh, they took GULLIBLE out because they said it was destroying everything women stood for." I said while trying to keep my composure and not cracking up.
"That’s messed up! My mom used to tell me to go look up GULLIBLE in the dictionary so that I could know when they were messing with me. Now that its not in there anymore what are people going to do?!?", she says with all seriousness
"..."
She rants on for another few seconds and then says nothing else... she still hasn’t gotten it.
"Krissy..." I said, "You're such an idiot"
The next 10 minutes is filled with uncontrollable laughing from both of us.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
And thats why we love her...
Here it is...
“Hey Krissy, did you see that shit on the news today?”
"No, what was it", she says
"Some stupid activists got the supreme court to take some words out of the dictionary", I said
"Really, like what", she said
"Ah shit, I can’t remember all of them... Oh, they took GULLIBLE out because they said it was destroying everything women stood for." I said while trying to keep my composure and not cracking up.
"That’s messed up! My mom used to tell me to go look up GULLIBLE in the dictionary so that I could know when they were messing with me. Now that its not in there anymore what are people going to do?!?", she says with all seriousness
"..."
She rants on for another few seconds and then says nothing else... she still hasn’t gotten it.
"Krissy..." I said, "You're such an idiot"
The next 10 minutes is filled with uncontrollable laughing from both of us.
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
And thats why we love her...