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[Brett]

Morning Sex is the BEST way to start the day.


Discuss.

[Ziptied]

Agreed. /thread.

[Brett]

Just sayin.

[Nismo]

yeah i can see that

[Brett]

word.

[Sinfix_15]

as long as she doesnt try to kiss you with morning breath.

[Sammich]

dont kiss this head...kiss that head!!!!!

thats what i told her

[Austin?]

Pop a pill in the morning to get it up.

[Brett]

dont kiss this head...kiss that head!!!!!

thats what i told her

TELL HER AGAIN HUMAN!!

[Sammich]

YOU HEARD ME BISH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DONT KISS THIS HEAD, KISS THAT HEAD!!!!!!!!!

[Brett]

DAMN STRAIGHT HOES

[Ziptied]

Bitch better make me some breakfast too.....

This will work.....
























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[Sammich]

SHE'S ONE OMELET SHORT...I'M SLICING AREOLAS

[Brett]

I WANT MY BREAKFAST SERVED LIKE THAT OR ELSE

[Sammich]

THREE OMELETS OR BUST

[Ziptied]

Go to google images and search 'blue waffles'

[Sammich]

yea brett

[Bacon]

Go to google images and search 'blue waffles'

This is not what I had in mind for a morning breakfast.

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[thinkfast®]

WHATS W EVERY PUTO IN HERE POSTIN WHERE THEY SENT THEY POSTS FROM, NOBODY CARE YOU GOT A DROIDX CMON PLAYBOY ITS 2011, CATCH UP

BIONIC, ACTIVATE!

[Sammich]

TAKE YO OLD ASS ELSEWHERE RICKY, OR GET W/ THE TIMES

[Brett]

ITS IPHONE OR FAIL

[Bacon]

ITS IPHONE OR FAIL

Fuck yo iTrendy.

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[alpine_aw11]

When you get a girl that wakes you up with some domeskies, you know it's time to settle down.

[Julio]

She was probably impressed that you took longer brushing your teeth.

[Xrated O.G.]

She was probably impressed that you took longer brushing your teeth.

Typical Bert type of shit....

[Echonova]

I've found that surprise sex is better than morning sex.































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[thinkfast®]

OMG NO WAY, HOW ORIGINAL IS THAT PIC

[thinkfast®]

ABOUT AS ORIGINAL AS MY GOOD OL

BOOO :HISS:

[thinkfast®]

YO BRETT WAS GOOD W/ HONEY BAKED HAM CABRON, JUST A FYI YOU OUT AND NEED MORE, ALSO PICK UP SOME MUSTARD THANKS

[thinkfast®]

YO AND WHAT KINDA MAN YOU CALL YA SELF W/ NO LIMES IN THE CRIB, I MEAN CMON WHO DOES THAT, THIS IS AMERICA

[thinkfast®]

LOL THAT REMINDS ME, IF THEY WANNA STAY TRUE TO STORY CAPTAIN AMERICA SHOULD BE PLAYED BY A HISPANIC AND SHOULD GET DEFEATED BY CHINAS VERSION, IM JUST SAYIN

[Brett]

TELL THEM AGAIN PUTO

[thinkfast®]

DID YOU GET LIMES OR NOT? ON MY WAY OVER - YOU GET OUT @ 6PM AGAIN RIGHT, ILL BE OUT BY 5:40ISH

[Brett]

I GOT ARBYS SON, WE ROLLIN GOOD TONIGHT

[Sammich]

LOL so whose the bishes...i hope their face makes up for the roast beef.......

[thinkfast®]

ALL THE CHICKENHEADZ, BE QUIET

[Sammich]

youz a hoe

[Brett]

YOUZ A HOE

[Sammich]

WHOZ A HOE

[Bacon]

IDAHO? Naw homie.....you da hoe. Sammich needs to find a kitchen and make me something to eat.

[Sammich]

BLT?! lolol

[Bacon]

Hold the lettuce....Im not a rabbit. Do want cheese though....preferably pepper jack.

[Brett]

I love Pepperjack cheese

[Sammich]

yall look like jumpin jack flash

[Brett]

GREAT MOVIE!!

[thinkfast®]

SOMEBODY SAY FOOD, AY MAN GET IN THE GOT DAMN KITCHEN W/ THEM SANWICHES, BETTER YET MAKE MINES ON A HOAGIE ROLL, KINGS HAWAIIAN ONLY (OR ELSE) LIGHT MAYO, AND I MEAN LIGHT (IF I BITE INTO MY GOT DAMN KINGS HAWAIIAN BREAD HOAGIE SANWICH AND MAYO COME OUT THE SANWICH THAT IS TOO MUCH MAYO - I AINT PLAYIN) LIGHT MUSTARD AND ROAST BEEF, AND BE GENEROUS ON THE SLICES

AS A REMINDER, SHOULD THERE BE HEAVY/EXCESSIVE MAYO OR ANY FINGERPRINTS ON SAID KINGS HAWAIIAN BREAD SANWICH I WILL INTRODUCE YOU TO OSB, MEANS ON SITE BEATING IF THIS TYPE A SH*T CONTINUES

P.S SHUT UP BRETT, GET W/ THE PROGRAM WHOS SIDE YOU ON

[thinkfast®]

GET DOWN OR LAY DOWN BRETT

[Sammich]

brett say he gona lay down for you

[Sammich]

oh yea...OAN fuk yo sammich *drops sammich and leaves*

[Slow Motion]

Brett tells the truth