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RandomGuy
04-02-2005, 11:13 PM
Man who drop watch in toilet have shitty time.
boosted1jz
04-03-2005, 10:04 AM
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
baseball wrong, man with 4 balls CANNOT walk!
man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day
Confucius also say...
Its good for girl to meet boy in park...
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Better for boy to park meat in girl.
boosted1jz
04-06-2005, 08:27 PM
:lol:
carrascopa
04-07-2005, 12:00 AM
man who throw woman on ground ....
have real piece on earth
accordon17s
04-07-2005, 03:02 PM
man who throw woman on ground ....
have real piece on earth
HAHAHA :lmfao:
ISAtlanta300
04-08-2005, 10:10 AM
Man who fight with Wifey during day.....
....have no "Piece" at night
Hulud
04-08-2005, 05:18 PM
Passionate kiss, like spider web, lead to undoing of fly
Hulud
04-08-2005, 05:19 PM
A Penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle.
Hulud
04-08-2005, 05:20 PM
Boy who go to sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.
Girl who sits on Judge’s lap gets honourable discharge.
Rape impossible. Woman run faster with skirt up, than Man with pants down.
Hulud
04-08-2005, 05:26 PM
Man Who Fishes In Another Woman's Well Often Catches Crabs
War Doesn't Determine Who Is Right -- War Determines Who Is Left
SkrrEuroSportGLI
04-13-2005, 12:38 PM
When wife puts husband in dog house-- he ends up in the cat house with a buncha whores!
RandomGuy
04-14-2005, 01:04 PM
confucius say, man who eat frog, jump really high...
some retard told me that one earlier... i was like WTF that makes no sense i cracked up for hours later randomly... dont know why just something about it
boosted1jz
04-16-2005, 08:50 PM
Fly that land on toilet seat, going to get pissed off.
boosted1jz
04-18-2005, 10:57 PM
man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
RandomGuy
04-19-2005, 03:26 PM
man who puts dick in peanut butter is fucking nuts
LOL hah
Man who drive MKIII, teabag self. lol jp
boosted1jz
04-19-2005, 09:04 PM
man who drive mk iii supra is 1 dummmmmmb motha fugga!!!! >.<
good thing im driving a 240 huh ;) LOL
Crowml
05-12-2005, 03:40 PM
never play leap frog with a unicorn
silver
05-12-2005, 03:56 PM
Foolish man give wife grand piano
Wise man give wife upright organ.
Panties not best thing on earth
But next to best thing on earth.
Virginity like bubble
One prick all gone.
Learn to masturbate
Come in handy.
Man piss in wind
Wind piss back.
Man who masturbate
Only screwing himself.
Man who put cock on stove
Have hot rod.
Ok, I'm done...
dohctec
05-14-2005, 11:41 PM
a man with a penny a day keeps the doctor away
never_finished
05-25-2005, 05:30 PM
jack jumped over the kandle stick jack eat chipmonk jack get sick....YAY
RandomGuy
05-28-2005, 02:03 PM
jack jumped over the kandle stick jack eat chipmonk jack get sick....YAY
a man with a penny a day keeps the doctor away
WTF?!!?!!?
chuck
05-29-2005, 12:54 AM
...man who walks through airport metal detector sideways is going to Bangkok
snatch
05-29-2005, 07:15 AM
these are awesome.
gijoe0720
06-10-2005, 02:37 PM
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
MachNU
06-25-2005, 11:09 AM
Confucius say "Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk."
Confucius says "It takes many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it."
Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not
necessarily a dentist."
Just three i could remember.....
RandomGuy
06-26-2005, 03:08 AM
Confucius say "Secretary not permanent fixture until
screwed on top of desk."
Confucius says "It takes many nails to build crib, but one
screw to fill it."
Confucius says, "Man with tool in woman's mouth is not
necessarily a dentist."
Just two i could remember.....
thats three you fucking waste of sperm! Eat shit and die idiot! :jerkit:
fawk_you
06-30-2005, 07:28 PM
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet seat- is high on pot.
Sledlude
07-01-2005, 04:25 PM
lmao
fawk_you
07-01-2005, 06:29 PM
^-- figured ud like that 1. ;)
Desdicado
07-02-2005, 02:17 AM
Confucius say man who stick both feet in mouth left with no leg to stand on.
uproot
07-02-2005, 02:18 AM
confucius say support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
RandomGuy
07-03-2005, 12:14 AM
confucius say support bacteria, it's the only culture some people have.
berry true
Kalifornia087
07-07-2005, 11:49 PM
these are freaking hilarious!!!! oh an "Sledlude" >>"i live my life one license suspension at a time-- and for that 6 months or more, i still drive."
haha you have no idea how well that describes me!!!
boosted1jz
07-10-2005, 01:09 PM
Confucius say: Man who stand on toilet seat- is high on pot.
^-- figured ud like that 1. ;)
whooooaa REEEPOST :P i posted that on page 1 2nd post!
chris
fawk_you
07-10-2005, 08:06 PM
I am fired, sorry about that man. I guess I read over that. :(
boosted1jz
07-11-2005, 08:57 AM
its k.... ill 4give this time :P but dont let it happen again!!!! hahahah
chris
bluemoon541
07-14-2005, 09:44 PM
man who runs in front of car gets tired......eh?
boosted1jz
07-31-2005, 11:10 PM
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
RandomGuy
08-26-2005, 12:38 PM
Woman who wear jockstrap have make believe ballroom.
lol that makes no sense
Rican219
09-02-2005, 09:42 AM
He who run behind bus get exhausted.
Man who leap off cliff jump to conclusion.
Man with tight trousers is pressing his luck.
He who fishes in others' holes often catches crabs.
Man who puts dick in peanut butter jar is fucking nuts.
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