quickdodgeŽ
11-22-2005, 07:08 PM
The last four ex-U.S. Presidents are caught in a tornado, and off they whirled to OZ. They finally make it to the Emerald City and stand before the Great Wizard.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well... I... I think I need a brain." "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL?" Up steps George Bush Snr sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard.
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around intently, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Clinton responds "Where's Dorthy?"
Later, QD.
"WHAT BRINGS YOU BEFORE THE GREAT WIZARD OF OZ?" Jimmy Carter steps forward timidly, "I've come for some courage." "NO PROBLEM!" says the Wizard. "WHO IS NEXT?" Ronald Reagan steps forward, "Well... I... I think I need a brain." "DONE," says the Wizard. "WHO COMES NEXT BEFORE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL?" Up steps George Bush Snr sadly, "I'm told by the American people that I need a heart." "CONSIDER IT DONE." says the Wizard.
There is a great silence in the hall. Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around intently, but doesn't say a word. Irritated, the Wizard finally asks, "WHAT DO YOU WANT?"
Clinton responds "Where's Dorthy?"
Later, QD.