Brett
11-22-2005, 02:18 PM
Aspirin Therapy
Yes, this is another of those true stories told in jest!
A guy is out with his buddies,...has few drinks,...and gets to
feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, he gathers it together and
goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets
two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke,...but recovers and asks..."Just what did you put
in my mouth?"
He says meekly,...."Two aspirin."
She screams out to him,..."BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says,...."Good!...that's all I wanted to hear."
Yes, this is another of those true stories told in jest!
A guy is out with his buddies,...has few drinks,...and gets to
feeling a little frisky but, true to his wife, he gathers it together and
goes home.
He finds her sound asleep in bed with her mouth wide open, so he gets
two aspirin and drops them in her mouth.
She starts to choke,...but recovers and asks..."Just what did you put
in my mouth?"
He says meekly,...."Two aspirin."
She screams out to him,..."BUT I DON'T HAVE A HEADACHE!"
He says,...."Good!...that's all I wanted to hear."