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LaurenK
11-21-2005, 11:44 AM
So, I was just about to walk outside (Discover Mills) with my friend Leigh...when I noticed it was raining a little harder as we approached the door. She kept walking, as I said: "Hang on Leigh, let me find the keys first...I don't want to get soaked walking to the car". Right as I said that this old, overweight man with 2 teeth says: "That's right honey cause sugar melts". And winked...
Lol...I thought it was funny!
PhAtBoYMr2
11-21-2005, 11:46 AM
hahah damn sounds like a good pickup line........

time to use it
silver
11-21-2005, 11:46 AM
Lol... thats funny Lauren.. Did you turn to him and say "Don't call me sugar!" lol
RandomGuy
11-21-2005, 11:50 AM
lol wtf? Sugar melts? lol specially when wet...

i was JUST up there literally like 10 minutes ago.
B16a2 Civic
11-21-2005, 11:50 AM
oh shit, he's a mac daddy!
LaurenK
11-21-2005, 11:50 AM
No, I was kinda like: Omg, did he just say that?!
Brett
11-21-2005, 11:52 AM
^^ Can I get you wet Lauren? lol
LaurenK
11-21-2005, 11:54 AM
That's what I have Leisa for!
Brett
11-21-2005, 11:55 AM
Cant knock a brotha for tryin atleast...lol
B16a2 Civic
11-21-2005, 11:57 AM
Cant knock a brotha for tryin atleast...lol


word!
carrascopa
11-21-2005, 12:07 PM
one time i was at the malll and some old ass bastard at least mid 60's came up to me in the parkinglot and asked about my tongue ring. than asked me if i had anything else pierced

than he proceeds to tell me his a a tatooe artist and a piercer!

he said he just got done piercing his grandaughters nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF???
Brett
11-21-2005, 12:12 PM
I would have asked if you could have seen her nipples and did he get any from her...LOL
RISKYB
11-21-2005, 12:13 PM
he wanted you........uuuuummmmmhhhhhggggggg
BTEC
11-21-2005, 12:16 PM
she asked him would he like sugar to melt is his mouth or in his hand while rubbing the toothless guys nipples. lol1!!!!


:upchuck:
The Golden Child
11-21-2005, 12:17 PM
hes a P.I.M.P. ahaha
B16a2 Civic
11-21-2005, 12:18 PM
Lauren, you should have winked at him Lol
PhatbacK
11-21-2005, 12:23 PM
lol oh man. that was prob my dad. he's always using slick lines like that....j/k
djdetox
11-21-2005, 12:24 PM
"sugar melts" ha ha....lauren http://www.sdkone.com/smile/lmao.gif......surely he was talking about someone else, he he :)
Scrappy
11-21-2005, 12:32 PM
lauren how does he know you taste like sugar?! :( damn i thought i was special to know that
LaurenK
11-21-2005, 01:55 PM
LOL...Lil' scrappy...don't be revealing our secret love affair to everyone~Gosh!
Leisa
11-21-2005, 07:34 PM
he said he just got done piercing his grandaughters nipples!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WTF???


gross what the hell!!!
Scrappy
11-21-2005, 10:01 PM
LOL...Lil' scrappy...don't be revealing our secret love affair to everyone~Gosh!

*insert halo*
LaurenK
11-22-2005, 08:09 AM
;) ;) ;)
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-22-2005, 08:45 AM
awww..