funny shit @ McD's

[RandomGuy]

I was dropping B1aze's fruity ass home from work today... he wanted some McD's... we ordered some shit... came up about a dollar short... lol total was like 4.65 or something... he had like 3.50 or something... (mainly in coins)... So we pull up to the window... And im always fucking around so im like "heeeyyy wasup man, remember me??" .... he's like "oh yeah, wasup" (this part i was about to crack up, cuz i never seen this mofo in my life)... I'm like "nothin much, chillin chillin"... he's like the totals 4.65... I handed him the coins i said 'heres what I got ill pay you the rest next time' (like i was VIP or something, said it all calmly and shit)... i dont think he knew english cuz he was like "Ok"... like b4 i even finished the sentence... So i just drive up to the next window RIGHT after I hand him the cash, and get my shit... SHIT WAS HILARIOUS can't believed it worked.


then i happened to really know the cashier handing us the food, and she hooked us up with free drinks

blaahhaha bored... scammed 1 WHOLE DOLLAR! thats like 20 minutes for 99cents.

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[chrisdavis]

Fuck McDonalds. Everytime I forget how bad that place is I go and then the fries are awesome so I go one more time and my shit is all fucked up.

[IndianStig]

mother fucker why cant it happen to me

this bitch at my local mcdonalds

dropout from my school most likely, "friends" with my good friend was serving me about two weeks ago

so im like, errr

10pc nuggets and a small vanilla shake

what does she do, 10pc shake, 2 small shakes, fries, and drink

ya fucking bitch

i was like hmmmmmm
$8.95 for a shake an nuggets at mcd'd's?

WTF?

so im like "no", and shes like "well, i already gave you change", im like "no, gimme my money back"

so then my friend comes up and says "whats the problem?"

i explain
then hes like "dont worry, this rich ass will pay, hes just stupid dont litsen to him, your right baby."

fucked up thing is, second time in two days this bitch fucked up an order while i was there

FUCKING BITCH, SPEAK SOME FUCKING ENGLISH, FUCK YOU, 18 AND CANT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND YOU LIVED HERE FOR MOTHER FUCKING 10 YEARS?
WE NEED A NATIONAL LANGUAGE, SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES IS THE FIRST STEP TO DIVISION, AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS, YOU WERE WHITE. AND I WAS SPEAKING CLEARLY, CAUSE MY FRIEND UNDERSTOOD ME. BUT HE WAS BEING NICE TO YOU CAUSE YOU FUCKING GIVE OUT PUSSY TO EVERY MOTHERFUCKER. HAVE FUN ON THAT WELFARE CHECK, AND DONT LET YOUR THIRTEEN KIDS BE LIKE THAT

another fucked up thing is, my friend drives a 200X Maxima, the new ones, and i have a 92 Accord, fucking bastard

[quickdodge®]

^^^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/damnidiot.jpg

Later, QD.

[carrascopa]

mother fucker why cant it happen to me

this bitch at my local mcdonalds

dropout from my school most likely, "friends" with my good friend was serving me about two weeks ago

so im like, errr

10pc nuggets and a small vanilla shake

what does she do, 10pc shake, 2 small shakes, fries, and drink

ya fucking bitch

i was like hmmmmmm
$8.95 for a shake an nuggets at mcd'd's?

WTF?

so im like "no", and shes like "well, i already gave you change", im like "no, gimme my money back"

so then my friend comes up and says "whats the problem?"

i explain
then hes like "dont worry, this rich ass will pay, hes just stupid dont litsen to him, your right baby."

fucked up thing is, second time in two days this bitch fucked up an order while i was there

FUCKING BITCH, SPEAK SOME FUCKING ENGLISH, FUCK YOU, 18 AND CANT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND YOU LIVED HERE FOR MOTHER FUCKING 10 YEARS?
WE NEED A NATIONAL LANGUAGE, SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES IS THE FIRST STEP TO DIVISION, AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS, YOU WERE WHITE. AND I WAS SPEAKING CLEARLY, CAUSE MY FRIEND UNDERSTOOD ME. BUT HE WAS BEING NICE TO YOU CAUSE YOU FUCKING GIVE OUT PUSSY TO EVERY MOTHERFUCKER. HAVE FUN ON THAT WELFARE CHECK, AND DONT LET YOUR THIRTEEN KIDS BE LIKE THAT

another fucked up thing is, my friend drives a 200X Maxima, the new ones, and i have a 92 Accord, fucking bastard

wow man.. you sound like a real fucking asshole

[Rican219]

mother fucker why cant it happen to me

this bitch at my local mcdonalds

dropout from my school most likely, "friends" with my good friend was serving me about two weeks ago

so im like, errr

10pc nuggets and a small vanilla shake

what does she do, 10pc shake, 2 small shakes, fries, and drink

ya fucking bitch

i was like hmmmmmm
$8.95 for a shake an nuggets at mcd'd's?

WTF?

so im like "no", and shes like "well, i already gave you change", im like "no, gimme my money back"

so then my friend comes up and says "whats the problem?"

i explain
then hes like "dont worry, this rich ass will pay, hes just stupid dont litsen to him, your right baby."

fucked up thing is, second time in two days this bitch fucked up an order while i was there

FUCKING BITCH, SPEAK SOME FUCKING ENGLISH, FUCK YOU, 18 AND CANT UNDERSTAND ENGLISH AND YOU LIVED HERE FOR MOTHER FUCKING 10 YEARS?
WE NEED A NATIONAL LANGUAGE, SPEAKING DIFFERENT LANGUAGES IS THE FIRST STEP TO DIVISION, AND THE FUCKED UP THING IS, YOU WERE WHITE. AND I WAS SPEAKING CLEARLY, CAUSE MY FRIEND UNDERSTOOD ME. BUT HE WAS BEING NICE TO YOU CAUSE YOU FUCKING GIVE OUT PUSSY TO EVERY MOTHERFUCKER. HAVE FUN ON THAT WELFARE CHECK, AND DONT LET YOUR THIRTEEN KIDS BE LIKE THAT

another fucked up thing is, my friend drives a 200X Maxima, the new ones, and i have a 92 Accord, fucking bastard

I WOULD HAVE SHIT IN YOUR FOOD! IF you would have said that shit to me besides me telling you what I though about you in my language I would have fuckin beat your ass!

[1439/2000]

What the fuck is a 10 piece shake? Don't think they have that button to punch in. Hmmmm I call bs.

[The Golden Child]

I WOULD HAVE SHIT IN YOUR FOOD! IF you would have said that shit to me besides me telling you what I though about you in my language I would have fuckin beat your ass!

agreed ..

[The Golden Child]

i think a 10 piece nugget and a shake costs around that much ..

[Kristi]

^^^

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v131/quickdodge/damnidiot.jpg

Later, QD.
hahahahahahahahaha

[RandomGuy]

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[ruah_23]

So you are saying being dishonest is funny? :confused:

[-S Double C-]

What the fuck is a 10 piece shake? Don't think they have that button to punch in. Hmmmm I call bs.

he talking out his ass :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[RandomGuy]

how times have changed

[Ran]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v92/Nismosis/Fking_Awsome-1.jpg

[Sammich]

watta resurrection

[MskunkM]

I was in a MC-e-D's one day... noticed a little sign next to the door HAND MADE with stick on letters by (WHO ELS) the manager... i have a picture somewhere but basically it went like this..


NOW HIRING
Full and Part Time employeez
APPLY ON LINE!
At
WWW.McDonaldsGeiourgia.com (http://WWW.McDonaldsGeiourgia.com)

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It was at this day and time i lost hope for humanity