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kooki
11-19-2005, 12:04 AM
The Englishman, Australian, and Irishman in the jungle go into a jungle, and are captured by cannibals. The cannibals say "You have to go into the jungle, find ten pieces of the same fruit, and come back, or we'll eat you"

So they go and do that, and the Englishman arrives back first with ten apples.

The cannibals then say "You have to shove up your bum without making a face, or a sound, or we'll eat you"

so the englishman gets to the second apple, makes a face (As you would) and the cannibals eat him.

The australian comes back with 10 berries (Very very little ones) and the cannibals say the same thing. The australian gets to the 9th one and bursts out laughing.

the australian and englishman meet up in heaven, and the englishman asks "I was watching you! you had it made - what went wrong?"

The australian replied "I looked up and saw the irishman coming back with pineapples"

not sure if it's repost or old, but i've always found this joke funny. :lmfao:

RandomGuy
11-19-2005, 12:14 AM
ouch... blahahaha

The Golden Child
11-19-2005, 11:27 PM
ouch - poahaha

collins
11-19-2005, 11:52 PM
dayum!!!! lol ouuuuuch!

Bishop
11-19-2005, 11:55 PM
sounds like hitler from little nikki

YokotaS13
11-20-2005, 12:28 AM
I get fist fucked with a pineapple every friday night at work. Im used to it

Ex_Vtec_Girl
11-20-2005, 12:35 AM
^^^wow, sucks for you!

YokotaS13
11-20-2005, 12:42 AM
yep. guaranteed a 13+ hour day every friday

Ex_Vtec_Girl
11-20-2005, 12:47 AM
ewwww, shitty

YokotaS13
11-20-2005, 01:10 AM
mhm always