Jan. 29th SDR 1pm-5pm first Test-N-Tune of 2011 callouts!

[japan4racing]

Who is gonna be there? Im gonna try my hardest to be there. JJspec has some people coming and I hope to see some of the KF there. So post up if you plan on showing up and make your callouts here!

[Jdm94Coupe]

I'm pretty sure I'm gonna come out. Depending on the weather, seeing how I don't have any heat in my hatch. lol. But i should be there repping the sohc civic's. lol.....

[thundercatz1]

Chouston will be there guaranteed....

[-S Double C-]

wonder if anyone with bikes will be out there? Im down to go

[thundercatz1]

Chouston vs Japan4racing both on street tires.......

[Evil Goat]

I'll be there!

I'd like to callout anyone who is slower than me....lol

[David88vert]

Chouston vs Japan4racing both on street tires.......

That's the way to back out from running me.....
1 year, 4 cars, and you are still scared.....

[thundercatz1]

if you are there Mr. Vert we will run...lol

[David88vert]

if you are there Mr. Vert we will run...lol

Do you have your money ready? If so, I can keep them from replacing my transmission until afterwards - everything else is already done. If you don't have the money, I am going ahead and replacing my transmission first. New transmission will have something I've been missing - reverse! Trying to order it this week.

[thundercatz1]

Sorry Mr. Vert but I only bet money on guaranteed wins lolol... Plus ima be on street tires and all bets are off with those.

[David88vert]

Then you are still backing off, just like you have for the past year. I'm going to go ahead and replace my transmission then.

[japan4racing]

Chouston vs Japan4racing both on street tires.......

If I have that day off this will happen! Battle of the shitty short times, mediocre e.t.'s, and high trap speeds!

[thundercatz1]

LOL Hey but in my case it will be the fastest I have ever gone on a track lolol so it will be a great day for me regardless!

[japan4racing]

true! thats a great way to look at it!

[DarKStaR]

LOL Hey but in my case it will be the fastest I have ever gone on a track lolol so it will be a great day for me regardless!

you hope

[thundercatz1]

I probably can miss two gears and still run faster than my mustang did lol

[boosted347]

But houston I thought your mach 1 was the fastest thing God ever graced the earth with :taun:

[David88vert]

I probably can miss two gears and still run faster than my mustang did lol

You've got a 12 second car, with a 15 second driver....

[thundercatz1]

But houston I thought your mach 1 was the fastest thing God ever graced the earth with :taun:

But God has showed me the power of a JJSPEC Maintaned, Built, and Tuned GTO!!!!! Thankyou God


You've got a 12 second car, with a 15 second driver....

14.0 driver lol

[David88vert]

...Thankyou God



You're welcome.

[thundercatz1]

Lol

[David88vert]

IN the beginning, I looked down and saw that there was no where to race, and darkness was everywhere. I stated, "let there be light", and the Pro Tree was born. That was the end of the first day.

On the second day, I looked at the great void, and realized that there was no land to race on, so I created the dragstrip, and pushed the water into the waterbox. And that ended the second day.

On the third day, I gave man the most important technologies - V8s, superchargers, and turbos. It was a good day.

On the fourth day, I created VHT and slicks, and gave you traction. It was a sticky day.

On the fifth day, I saw that man needed the most important elements - and I created gasoline, nitrous, methanol, and top fuel.

On the sixth day, I realized that although I had given man everything he could want, we still needed two more things. The first were trophy girls - and I saw it and it was goooooooood.
The second was someone for man to race against, and to always be able to easily beat - a natural loser at the track - so I created chouston.

Man raced, chouston lost, and the trophy girls went home with man. Thus ended the sixth day.

On the seventh day, I rested. Why? Because it is tiring as hell to build a dragstrip in a week....

[thundercatz1]

holy shit man I have never been owned so hard lolololololololol...... Aw man that is hilarious, I'm in tears laughing so hard!!

[David88vert]

Yes, you have permission to copy-and-paste and use against someone else in the future....

[thundercatz1]

Yeah I need this in my ammo of insults lol......

[David88vert]

Ten Commandments for the Kills Forum.

1. You shall not have any other races before me. I am the Alpha, and you can be the Omega.

2. Thou shalt not show up with an empty nitrous bottle - be ready to run.

3. Thou shalt not love thy cars more than thy wife and children; as much, but not more.

4. Remember the day of the race, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work to prepare your car, but the seventh day is time to race. In it you shall do no work to your car: you, nor your crew chief, nor your pit crew, or anyone else. For in six days you should have gotten ready, and have no excuses.

5. Honor your daddy - that's me.

6. Thou shalt not sleep at the tree, or you will get left behind.

7. Thou shalt not have another man race your car - race your own.

8. Thou shalt not steal anything - but the slicks off your buddy's car, so that you can have a better chance to win.

9. Thou shalt not lie about losing by making up excuses like "my clutch was slippin'", or "I missed a shift".

10. Thou shalt not ask for a roll race - that's gay.

[thundercatz1]

lololol great rules..... Roll races are gay Dig or Go home

[DarKStaR]

lololol great rules..... Roll races are gay Dig or Go home
says the guy who will do a roll race at the drop of a hat....

[Evil Goat]

oh oh oh....i know who i wanna call out...

DARKSTARS PUMPKINMOBILE!!!!

[David88vert]

chouston - you are a "sand wedge".

I'm sure you are going to want to know why I say that you are a sand wedge, and I'll tell you.
In a golf bag, a sand wedge is the farthest thing from a driver.

[Evil Goat]

chouston - you are a "sand wedge".

I'm sure you are going to want to know why I say that you are a sand wedge, and I'll tell you.
In a golf bag, a sand wedge is the farthest thing from a driver.

el oh el

[thundercatz1]

I'm not a driver........ I'm an Operator son!!!

[thundercatz1]

says the guy who will do a roll race at the drop of a hat....

I am force to roll because of all the poon tangs around here!!!

[David88vert]

The only thing you can roll is your car.... down a hill until it hits something....

[boosted347]

damn david bringin out all the insults today but im enjoying this...do i has permission to copy & paste lol

[DeeAOne]

ill probably come out. hopefully im off work.

[thundercatz1]

call in sick lol

[thundercatz1]

I feel like a champ in my town...... What do you think Mr. Vert? Lol

[DeeAOne]

call in sick lol

tempting..lol. i have some DR's now too so im really wanting to see if they help. all depends if i get my DSS axle in time.

[boosted347]

I feel like a champ in my town...... What do you think Mr. Vert? Lol

i wanna come to macon so we can roll race :gay: you all motor vs me you got the displacement advantage

[GlockPossum]

Ill be there....

[David88vert]

damn david bringin out all the insults today but im enjoying this...do i has permission to copy & paste lol

I bestow permission to you also - your wish is granted.

[David88vert]

I feel like a champ in my town...... What do you think Mr. Vert? Lol

Thou hast always lost, and shall continue to lose. The snow will melt and engulf your car like the Red Sea over the Egyptians.

[thundercatz1]

Lol oh great one thou hast already won races all over thine cities and will continue. I shall build my own kingdom!!

[David88vert]

Lol oh great one thou hast already won races all over thine cities and will continue.
Yes, I have, and shall continue. Your city is next.


I shall build my own kingdom!!
You already have built your own kingdom; however, it only exists in your mind.

[Honeybunny]

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[DarKStaR]

oh oh oh....i know who i wanna call out...

DARKSTARS PUMPKINMOBILE!!!!
How you gonna call my hatch out when you know im not going to be there lol.....you wouldnt want any anyways :)


I feel like a champ in my town...... What do you think Mr. Vert? Lol
just because you feel it doesnt mean its true haha


Howdy. Does anyone have experience with how to meet women in miami (http://www.rackupdates.com)?
el oh el

[WalkS]

Joey are you going to be out there running? I'll be there, hope to run better than before since I have a new distributor!

[DarKStaR]

nah cause thats a saturday, and i have to work

[DeeAOne]

Brian you know we need to line up. ;)

[WalkS]

Brian you know we need to line up. ;)

You got it bud! :)

[thundercatz1]

joey asked for extra hours because he knows ima be there......

[thundercatz1]

you pick up miami women like this....... Ola Mamacita you looking good you wanna go dance and fist pump?

[DarKStaR]

joey asked for extra hours because he knows ima be there......

el oh el, i would drag you down the drag strip

[boosted347]

Learn to spell houston "hola"

[Evil Goat]

How you gonna call my hatch out when you know im not going to be there lol.....you wouldnt want any anyways :)

that is a standing offer woman! don't chicken out....bring the TC I got something for that thing too :lmfao:

[GlockPossum]

so is the GTO runnin off the 10 sec setup or the high 12 setup??

[Siverprobegt]

You got it bud! :)

I think i saw you down there, Saturday before they close for the year

[japan4racing]

so is the GTO runnin off the 10 sec setup or the high 12 setup??

14 second set-up!








































beat ya to it David!

[David88vert]

14 second set-up!

beat ya to it David!

But I've actually got him online on the other forum....

[thundercatz1]

ha ha..... Just wait til I get on the track.

[David88vert]

ha ha..... Just wait til I get on the track.

... and run those 14's.....

[gforce71]

... and run those 14's.....

QFT!

[Evil Goat]

man tires....I know a guy who has a set for sale ;)

[David88vert]

man tires....I know a guy who has a set for sale ;)

And he should visit that guy.....

[thundercatz1]

I will visit that guy in the next few weeks and see a guy about hp tuners and learn from the Masta!!!

[David88vert]

Get his spray also...

[thundercatz1]

I'm on a Quest for 10s by summer time.

[DarKStaR]

I want to get a video of the first time to try to launch on slicks with a 200shot. You are not gonna know what to do


And josh, cant take off cause i think i get screwed this year on my pto

[thundercatz1]

lol ima need a in car camera because I might just shit my pants and cry the whole way down the track......lol

[boosted347]

I'm on a Quest for 10s by summer time.
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:umno:

:crazy:

[David88vert]

I'm on a Quest for 10s by summer time.

The Lone Wolf - stuck in his quest for 10's and has no idea where to go.

http://img441.imageshack.us/img441/927/choustonstuck02.jpg

[David88vert]

lol ima need a in car camera because I might just shit my pants and cry the whole way down the track......lol

The Lone Wolf - sticking his head in where it doesn't belong (at the track, on spray and tires).....

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2858/choustonstuck01.jpg

[David88vert]

ha ha..... Just wait til I get on the track.

The Lone Wolf - stuck on the ledge after talking a lot of smack, looking for a way to get out of this mess ....

http://img703.imageshack.us/img703/6292/choustonstuck03.jpg

[thundercatz1]

oh shit lololololololol!!!! Man Mr. Vert you are too funny man! The Lone Wolf with a Goat by his side.

[NEMO]

Evil Goat IS vs IS now whos talking about battle of the slowest

[Evil Goat]

Evil Goat IS vs IS now whos talking about battle of the slowest

lol, i'm down!

[NEMO]

lol, i'm down!
maybe ill make it out there then. just hope i can get a faster time than 17s

[thundercatz1]

man where have you been hiding Mr. Nemo? It's been a long time sir.

[David88vert]

The Lone Wolf with a Goat by his side.

I think that the lone wolf is scared of his goat....

http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/2520/choustonscaredofgto.gif

[David88vert]

man where have you been hiding Mr. Nemo? It's been a long time sir.

Nemo's back... chouston is scared again.....

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/8215/wolfscared.jpg

[Romeo]

I hope to be there. Not 100% sure if i'll be running anything though...

[GlockPossum]

The Lone Wolf with a Goat by his side.

how bout some pontiac vs pontiac? heh

[thundercatz1]

sounds good to me Mr. Possum!!! I'm not scared of my Goat I have embraced it's power and it's apart of me. We have the same heart beat. We are 1

[GlockPossum]

lol... sweet.... look for me... wont be hard to miss

[NEMO]

man where have you been hiding Mr. Nemo? It's been a long time sir.
I've tried to text you a couple of times but no reply. I haven't been hiding :ninja:

No but for real I have thought about building something else but I always talk myself out of it.

[David88vert]

lol... sweet.... look for me... wont be hard to miss

Why bother? We already know how it will turn out:
http://www.streetfire.net/video/2000-pontiac-grand-prix-gtp-vs-2005-pontiac-gto-g_5343.htm

[GlockPossum]

Why bother? We already know how it will turn out:
http://www.streetfire.net/video/2000-pontiac-grand-prix-gtp-vs-2005-pontiac-gto-g_5343.htm

lol... yea im on another forum with that guy....

[thundercatz1]

That's cool with me Mr. Possum!!! Me and my Goat are one. We complete eachother

[thundercatz1]

pm'd Mr. Nemo...... I also predict nemo will be back in the game very soon.

[NEMO]

pm'd Mr. Nemo...... I also predict nemo will be back in the game very soon.not until i can get out of debt

[SHHHH]

I may head down that way if im not working.

[thundercatz1]

I gotcha.

[JJSPEC Racing]

lol ima need a in car camera because I might just shit my pants and cry the whole way down the track......lol

I got you covered. I will help you with your burnouts if you want me too.

[WalkS]

I think i saw you down there, Saturday before they close for the year

Yep that was me! I was out there with japan4racing and evan. You were running pretty good times, almost even with mine!

[thundercatz1]

I got you covered. I will help you with your burnouts if you want me too.

Thanks man I appreciate it.... I will need guidance lol......

[DeeAOne]

Yep that was me! I was out there with japan4racing and evan. You were running pretty good times, almost even with mine!
What times was he running? He has the same setup as me, just weighs a little more.

[David88vert]

Thanks man I appreciate it.... I will need guidance lol......

So now you get assistance with your driving and setup? Ok, 2 can play that game....

[thundercatz1]

What do you mean buddy he is guiding me in the burnout box lolol....... Someone is starting to unravel.......

[David88vert]

Sure he is. Don't make me bring my pros with me....

[Evil Goat]

he can't help with burnouts unless he has MAN TIRES....just sayin'!

;)

[David88vert]

I'm assuming that he will MAN UP and get some MAN tires....

[thundercatz1]

Lol I will be on something just don't know what kind of tires yet.....

[japan4racing]

Well, Im not gonna make it. I gotta go out of town...:(

[situner28]

i hope to be there.... just got new wheels tires lsd 4.7 fd and 2nd gear

[Siverprobegt]

Yep that was me! I was out there with japan4racing and evan. You were running pretty good times, almost even with mine!

Shit,not quick enough.lol I was trying to come out but i wont make it!

[Siverprobegt]

What times was he running? He has the same setup as me, just weighs a little more.

About 300 or more pounds!lol I had some nasty wheel hop problem,so i couldn't leave out the hole hard!

[DA9_Vito]

Ill be there.

[David88vert]

Chouston will be there guaranteed....

Are you still going to be there tomorrow? Or did you get scared?

[thundercatz1]

The Goat is getting ready for the track tomorrow!!!!!

[Siverprobegt]

What times was he running? He has the same setup as me, just weighs a little more.
Heard about your car bro!your shit running good!Now were's the video's!!!lol