View Full Version : AND THE DARWIN AWARD GOES TOO.....
Well i just transfered to Virginia to be with my G/f. And I have been working for lowe's for almost 5 years. And tonight was the best night ever. By the way were i work NO ONE HAS TEETH! Anyways, so I get a call from one of the cashiers that a guy needs help loading some concrete into his truck. So im like ok whatever. I go on up to the front. Its a guy in a wheel chair with no legs. Im like that has to suck but ok. I tell him to pull his truck around and I will be more then glad to load up his concrete( in the back of my mind im like how the hell is he going to get these out but anyways) So he pulls his truck up and to my surprise it was jacked up. But what suprised me more was how the hell does he get in this thing. So im loading these 80lb bags of concrete into the back of this rusty, falling apart, jacked up truck. In the back there is this steel cable strapped to a brick. I glance at it and he is like, you like that. And i pause im say like what? he said my brake. Then he proceeds to tell me that, his emergency brake broke about 10 years ago. And since then his BRIGHT IDEA was that incase of a emergency he is going to throw this giant brick with this steel cable out the back of his truck and it is supposed to stop his truck from flying through the air.
So yeah i had to stop myself from falling on the concrete and dying from laughing. So in a short this is my first week in VA and HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!
ahmonrah
11-13-2005, 01:31 AM
hell nah !!!!
Knonimous
11-13-2005, 01:42 AM
Well i just transfered to Virginia to be with my G/f. And I have been working for lowe's for almost 5 years. And tonight was the best night ever. By the way were i work NO ONE HAS TEETH! Anyways, so I get a call from one of the cashiers that a guy needs help loading some concrete into his truck. So im like ok whatever. I go on up to the front. Its a guy in a wheel chair with no legs. Im like that has to suck but ok. I tell him to pull his truck around and I will be more then glad to load up his concrete( in the back of my mind im like how the hell is he going to get these out but anyways) So he pulls his truck up and to my surprise it was jacked up. But what suprised me more was how the hell does he get in this thing. So im loading these 80lb bags of concrete into the back of this rusty, falling apart, jacked up truck. In the back there is this steel cable strapped to a brick. I glance at it and he is like, you like that. And i pause im say like what? he said my brake. Then he proceeds to tell me that, his emergency brake broke about 10 years ago. And since then his BRIGHT IDEA was that incase of a emergency he is going to throw this giant brick with this steel cable out the back of his truck and it is supposed to stop his truck from flying through the air.
So yeah i had to stop myself from falling on the concrete and dying from laughing. So in a short this is my first week in VA and HOLY SHIT I FOUND THE SMARTEST PERSON ON THE PLANET!!!
Hey Jackass ... my uncle is an invalid! :goodjob:
wtf??? i wasnt knocking him for being disabled i was knocking him for being a fucking retard!!!!
did you even read the whole post ass???
RandomGuy
11-13-2005, 02:10 AM
DALAI LAMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA you found him
BTLFED
11-13-2005, 02:18 AM
wtf??? i wasnt knocking him for being disabled i was knocking him for being a fucking retard!!!!
Legs or not, thinking a cable and a brick is going to stop an out of control truck is retarded.
Stupidity never has been prejudice.
Legs or not, thinking a cable and a brick is going to stop an out of control truck is retarded.
Stupidity never has been prejudice.
THANK GOD SOMEONE IS AGREEING WITH ME!!!! :goodjob:
SilverJester
11-13-2005, 02:59 AM
:eek: wow....just wow
Tbird_guy
11-13-2005, 03:42 AM
wow, I actually needed a damn good laugh.
HalfBaked
11-13-2005, 06:02 AM
I thought you won the award because you moved to VA to be with a girl...
CSquared
11-13-2005, 09:17 AM
I thought you won the award because you moved to VA to be with a girl...
^ lol owned?
Funny stuff though.
YokotaS13
11-13-2005, 09:31 AM
what if the brick broke on impact, hed be fucked
I thought you won the award because you moved to VA to be with a girl...
I knew someone would say some silly shit like that....Yeah well she is getting her Anesthesiology degree. So while your out there busting you ass in 5 years i will be sitting on my ass playing video games BITCH!!! :2up:
And as this guy goes, think about even further he would have to swing his body out of the truck (when it was rolling, or hurling out of control) and grab this brick that maybe weighs 15 lbs with a steel cable that has a snap weight at most 1500-2000lbs and stop a truck that is doing around 50 that weighs 2000+lbs. All in less then 2-3 secs.....
The Golden Child
11-13-2005, 04:15 PM
that is the most dumbest thing i heard all day besides the girl from mc donald ..
CSquared
11-13-2005, 08:22 PM
I knew someone would say some silly shit like that....Yeah well she is getting her Anesthesiology degree. So while your out there busting you ass in 5 years i will be sitting on my ass playing video games BITCH!!! :2up:
Yeah, good for you... but... when she ditches your ass in 7 years because you're a bum who does nothing but sit around the house and play video games all day... and you're completely fucked... and I'm "busting my ass" behind a nice desk in a cushy chair making 100,000 to publish my opinions. Dont expect me to be one of the people that drops change in your cup on the street.
Hopefully for your sake you have some sort of contingency plan.
Love,
Chris
HyPer50
11-13-2005, 08:49 PM
*shrug* Only time I ever use my ebrake is just when I'm parked... If I had an incident where my brakes didn't work, I'd just keep downshifting and pull into the grass.. maybe it's just me... but my ebrake is worthless, you pull that thing up goin' 60mph and all it's gonna do is scald the rear brakes then you'll have NO brakes lmao...
HyPer50
11-13-2005, 08:50 PM
Love,
Chris
:confused:
CSquared
11-13-2005, 09:32 PM
haha yeah it freaks people out.
4dmin
11-13-2005, 09:55 PM
god dayum scott you always get the winners at lowes... stay in touch you little bitch, i'm sure we'll see you down for thanksgiving :goodjob:
*by the way stop giving my little bro such a hard time... he is following my footsteps trying to bag the deal w/ a successful woman :D
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