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Annihilation
11-10-2005, 09:54 AM
ANyone else enjoy Running over animals that cross the road? Oh oh , better ...hitting birds with your car while ur driving ....they go SPLAT on your windshield!

obd1kenobi
11-11-2005, 08:18 AM
I hit A pitbull and knocked him to the side, then the fucker got up and started running after my car! I've hit a chicken once, and it was just like the cartoons feathers everywhere.

Annihilation
11-11-2005, 11:08 AM
LOL......i was just jokoin aroudn about hitting animal....just checkin to see if there were any bastards on here that liked to do it. Well i found one...lol

rickgiblin
11-11-2005, 11:28 AM
haha...

CSquared
11-11-2005, 11:53 AM
ha i dont exactly enjoy doing it but im definetely not one of those people that swerves off road and wrecks their car in order to save a squirrel. I always think those stories are funny

Anyway... Moral: If you run in front of my car... fuck you... you're roadkill.

obd1kenobi
11-14-2005, 08:07 AM
I never said I Enjoyed it, I felt bad when I hit the dog, b/c I have two pits myself, now the chicken I didnt care about, Im black I kill those everyday. But I'm with Cramerizking I'm not going to slam on my breaks or dodge it.

Halfwit
11-15-2005, 08:21 PM
this bird hit my windshied once. then i looked in my rearview mirror and it was unconcious, but it bounced off mine and hit the car behind mine

EG BTER
11-16-2005, 12:52 PM
I had a suburban throw a squirrel at me when I was riding my motorcycle. Dodgeing flying squirrels is fun.

obd1kenobi
11-16-2005, 01:00 PM
I had a suburban throw a squirrel at me when I was riding my motorcycle. Dodgeing flying squirrels is fun.

Lmfao

thinkfast®
11-16-2005, 06:00 PM
..the chicken I didnt care about, Im black I kill those everyday

oh shit, noone caught this? :lmfao:

RandomGuy
11-20-2005, 11:51 AM
I once ran over a mexican. It was just like in the cartoons.

Halfwit
11-20-2005, 07:46 PM
I once ran over a mexican. It was just like in the cartoons.

theres cartoons about running over mexicans? what channel?

Kevykev
11-21-2005, 01:12 PM
hahahahhahah this is the most ignorant, stupid, yet funny thread. :lmfao:

obd1kenobi
11-25-2005, 08:24 PM
I once ran over a mexican. It was just like in the cartoons.

Lmgdaorotl shit! hahahaha, Did more jump out when you hit him!?

anf1tch21
12-12-2005, 02:34 PM
ahha, last year i have hit 2 deers out in gray,ga in the boondocks and the first deer i hit, i was going aroudn 75mph and it totally cracked my windshield and rolled over my car..i had to get my car towed b/c of the badly cracked windshield...and so then like a month later, i hit another deer...ironic huh..everyone calls me bambi killer...hehehe

Ran
12-12-2005, 02:42 PM
:lmfao: This thread is so messed up.

Kevykev
12-12-2005, 04:32 PM
^ tru

gijoe0720
12-16-2005, 10:37 PM
My truck I have hit deer, dogs, cars, rabbits, squirrels, and posoms.
My momsxterra I have hit a dog and posom
My car I have hit a posom and a rabbit. The rabbit was stupid, it ran across the road, came back across, then ran in the middle of the road so I said screw it and hit it. I didn't have my front bumper on whenever this happened and its head hit the crossmember I guess and it's eyeball poped out so we took pics of it.

sebastianHoff
12-17-2005, 05:32 PM
i hit this rabbit running across and now there is blood and rabbit hair packed into my fmic.

CivEx
03-23-2006, 05:11 PM
My truck I have hit deer, dogs, cars, rabbits, squirrels, and posoms.
My momsxterra I have hit a dog and posom
My car I have hit a posom and a rabbit. The rabbit was stupid, it ran across the road, came back across, then ran in the middle of the road so I said screw it and hit it. I didn't have my front bumper on whenever this happened and its head hit the crossmember I guess and it's eyeball poped out so we took pics of it.
thats some funny shit, some luck!