HONDA SUCKS. (someone get me a tampon)

[Elbow]

Why do half of you modify your cars when you don't know jack shit about anything car related? I fucking hate all of you who got into cars because of the devil movie (F&F) go suck Vincent Diesel Dwarfs balls.

Or at least read a car book.

FUCK YOUR CIVIC.

[quickdodge®]

Well now I don't feel so good about my Honda. Later, QD.

[ejohnson88]

109 whp per litre, on a stock NA motor is why I HONDA.

[quickdodge®]

109 whp per litre, on a stock NA motor is why I HONDA.

Now I feel even worse about my Honda. I'm sitting on a whopping 18 chp per liter. Damn. Later, QD.

[Nerdsrock22]

Why do half of you modify your cars when you don't know jack shit about anything car related? I fucking hate all of you who got into cars because of the devil movie (F&F) go suck Vincent Diesel Dwarfs balls.

Or at least read a car book.

FUCK YOUR CIVIC.

http://a3.vox.com/6a00d4142efd3f3c7f00d414332aab3c7f-500pi

[ejohnson88]

CHP? Lol I can't even think of what that even means right now... Mind enlightening me?

[Elbow]

109 whp per litre, on a stock NA motor is why I HONDA.

That was the gayest statement EVER.

"why I HONDA."

LMFAO

[ejohnson88]

U mad?

[ejohnson88]

Honda for me is a lifestyle. It's about doing more with less... Pushing the limits.

[ejohnson88]

So again, that is why I HONDA. Hate all you want, in the end, you're the one with negativity.

[Elbow]

LMFAO BWUAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAH

There is NO WAY you're being serious.

[ejohnson88]

It's sad that you are incapable of expanding your outlook. I wish you luck in finding your way out of that self righteous little hole of yours.

[Nerdsrock22]

That was the gayest statement EVER.

"why I HONDA."

LMFAO

http://www.cdc.gov/youthcampaign/images/verb.jpg

/too obscure?

[ejohnson88]

Get out of the box much? It's not a matter of trying to write a grammatically correct statement so much as just trying to make a statement in general.

[Juggernaut]

Ever have a heavy flow day and get that not so fresh feeling? That's why I Honda.

[ejohnson88]

Words, language, and communication in general is about conveying ideas. Those with the intellectual capacity to break out of the box are the one's who break new ground, while the rest are left to conform to the restrictions of the box in which they reside. Open your mind, change your perception, and you can change your life.

[Captain-Obvious™]

Honda's are good for gas mileage. And I kinda like the way they look.

[Bacon]

I Honda because they are more reliable than my Ford, easier on gas, and cost way less to repair.

[Captain-Obvious™]

Guys, there is no use arguing with Simon. He only likes vehicles that he thinks are good race cars, or vehicles that he thinks can tow race cars.

[Bacon]

Guys, there is no use arguing with Simon. He only likes vehicles that he thinks are good race cars, or vehicles that he thinks can tow race cars.

Only thing is he didn't mention he hates Honda in general....just the ignorant people who haven't a clue about cars yet mod them in incomprehensible ways that they will never know.

[j0nbunklah0m]

honda sucks title pretty much sounds like he hates honda lol

[Bacon]

I guess I am not having tunnel vision on the hatred for Honda but reading the post as a whole. Simon, care to step in and correct me?

[Elbow]

Guys, there is no use arguing with Simon. He only likes vehicles that he thinks are good race cars, or vehicles that he thinks can tow race cars.

And you got that from? LOL

Hondas make great race cars.

The replies in here are hilarious, especially ricer Honda in my ass Johnson dude. You're like some kind of true Honda nut sucking kid. What are you even saying with your religious sounding posts?

[quickdodge®]

CHP? Lol I can't even think of what that even means right now... Mind enlightening me?

Crank horse power, lolol. Later, QD.

[Juggernaut]

Words, language, and communication in general is about conveying ideas. Those with the intellectual capacity to break out of the box are the one's who break new ground, while the rest are left to conform to the restrictions of the box in which they reside. Open your mind, change your perception, and you can change your life.I disagree with your fact that there is a box, and by breaking out of that box makes one intellectually superior . By trying so hard to stay out of the other box, you have in fact created a smaller box for yourself. If boxes really were to exist.

[driftORdrag]

Why do half of you modify your cars when you don't know jack shit about anything car related?



Why do you care? Also, how do honda owners not know jack shit about cars when a majority of the turbo and all-motor builds on this forum are hondas?

[SoLJames95]

What you talking about I always change my blinker fluid and change my muffler bearings out on my civic every 3000k miles. and I use 10w50, and I always trust Fram! I know my honda. So dont say I dont know anything about cars.

[-EnVus-]

Im only in a Civic cause the styling and MPG...

[Black4DrEK]

Honda haters...

[driftORdrag]

I also find it funny how the OP owned 6 Hondas 5 of which being civics.
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?283191-The-Official-Simontibbett-Car-History-Thread...56k-Naw...No-Cliffs...Lol&highlight=simontibbett++previous+cars

[Black4DrEK]

^ repost

this thread was made just to start.. BS IA drama...

[Elbow]

I also find it funny how the OP owned 6 Hondas 5 of which being civics.
http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?283191-The-Official-Simontibbett-Car-History-Thread...56k-Naw...No-Cliffs...Lol&highlight=simontibbett++previous+cars

I find it funny half of you are too retarded to see what this thread is about. Why are we debating Hondas?

[Black4DrEK]

I take it this thread was made towards the honda owners that dont know much about Cars??

[Elbow]

No...it's made towards half of IA who don't know much about cars, saying Honda Sucks or something along those lines just always brings crying children my way for my personal entertainment.

[Black4DrEK]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH.... Gotcha!

[Black4DrEK]

true man.. SOOOOOOO many folks in the Car "scene" dont know jack shit about anything... They just drive and think highly of there cars... lol

[ejohnson88]

Not religious so much as philosophical and psychological... And I didn't know owning a TSX and tracking a civic was a ricer thing to do?

And I never made mention of having more intellectual capacity as being superior... Just that opening your mind and thinking differently allows you to break out of the box.

[ejohnson88]

But obviously my realm of thought is beyond your derogatory childish banter. So I bid you all a good day.

[Elbow]

Not religious so much as philosophical and psychological... And I didn't know owning a TSX and tracking a civic was a ricer thing to do?

And I never made mention of having more intellectual capacity as being superior... Just that opening your mind and thinking differently allows you to break out of the box.

You track your Civic where?


But obviously my realm of thought is beyond your derogatory childish banter. So I bid you all a good day.

No, your thought and words are just completely retarded. Especially for this website. You aren't impressing anyone. Ricer.

[Black4DrEK]

Ole Dictionary .com face ass nigguh!!!!!

[Elbow]

Ole Dictionary .com face ass nigguh!!!!!

LMFAO

[ejohnson88]

It's primarily been a drag strip toy, but I am looking to get into racing longer than 12 seconds. And my thought's are not retarded, only your perception is.

Impression is not my goal, so much as just sharing my thoughts.

[quickdodge®]

Crank horse power, lolol. Later, QD.

For ejjohnson. Later, QD.

[Elbow]

It's primarily been a drag strip toy, but I am looking to get into racing longer than 12 seconds. And my thought's are not retarded, only your perception is.

Impression is not my goal, so much as just sharing my thoughts.

My perception of what, kid? Your stupid act on the internet?

[ejohnson88]

Unlike you I don't put up fake walls on the internet to cover up who I really am. I live. There is no Act.
Also I love how you call me kid, when you're physically my age. But fall short in maturity. You've made me feel better about myself, thank you for that! Good day, sir.

Oh, and thanks QD, I noticed earlier just didn't have time to pay you the respects.

[Elbow]

Unlike you I don't put up fake walls on the internet to cover up who I really am. I live. There is no Act. I love how you call me kid, when you're physically my age. But fall short in maturity. Good day, sir.

Oh, and thanks QD, I noticed earlier just didn't have time to pay you the respects.

Have we met? It's hard to say someone falls short of your Honda maturity when all you know of me is from what you read on a BS website. I also don't and have never put up "fake walls" to hide who I am, you will never meet a more dead honest person.

You're a joke. lol

[Elbow]

We can't forget you're the same KID that said:

"109 whp per litre, on a stock NA motor is why I HONDA."

LMFAO......

[ejohnson88]

It's a metaphor. The likes of which you apparently cannot grasp. I tried explaining... but you care only to attempt to patronize and belittle me. A teacher can only teach a student who wants to learn.

[sti_cham]

We can't forget you're the same KID that said:

"109 whp per litre, on a stock NA motor is why I HONDA."

LMFAO......

:lmfao:


i spitted out all the water i was drinking onto my computer when i read that on the first page.:headslap:

[Elbow]

It's a metaphor. The likes of which you apparently cannot grasp. I tried explaining... but you care only to attempt to patronize and belittle me. A teacher can only teach a student who wants to learn.

There is no explaining a statement like that. You can't talk your way out of it. You are trying to belittle me by acting holier than holy when really you're just a decently smart Honda owner that at least knows proper English...to an extent.

Did I mention that I can refer to you as a kid because you said you were leaving this thread like four times now and still need the last word?

[oneSLOWex]

Hondas fucking suck. They fall apart. get TERRIBLE gas mileage and parts are fucking expensive to fix them.

[ejohnson88]

If trying to help someone understand a different point of view is childish, then I am guilty as charged. And just to grind your gears a little more... I attempted exiting this conversation only twice... However, I will help your case, by making your accusation a little more accurate.

It's been fun, but responsibility calls. Good day all.

[Black4DrEK]

^ GTFO!

[Elbow]

If trying to help someone understand a different point of view is childish, then I am guilty as charged. And just to grind your gears a little more... I attempted exiting this conversation only twice... However, I will help your case, by making your accusation a little more accurate.

It's been fun, but responsibility calls. Good day all.

Who was trying to help someone see a different point of view? View of what? You have yet to explain anything, you just keep rambling over nothing.

Lets play a new game. Lets see how many times you say goodbye.

[JITB]

iMAZDA but iWOULD honda but iDONT want noone to steal it.

[Elbow]

iMAZDA but iWOULD honda but iDONT want noone to steal it.

Mazda owns Honda in every way possible though.

[SoLJames95]

(Mazda)Because Mr. Wankle drives them all!!!!!!!!!!! lol

[chris89hatch]

Hondas fucking suck. They fall apart. get TERRIBLE gas mileage and parts are fucking expensive to fix them.

i agree!! 400$ for some headlights!!!

[-EnVus-]

i agree!! 400$ for some headlights!!!

For real like they have Gold in them or are Diamond in-crested .....lol:)

[chris89hatch]

For real like they have Gold in them or are Diamond in-crested .....lol:)


o wait there JDM tho... maybe thats why!!

[chris89hatch]

**OEM i mean...Sorry!!

[Bacon]

o wait there JDM tho... maybe thats why!!

yeah....all these fuckin Honda owners think they're the shit!.......even the ones with fucked up sigs like the one that is gonna give me a seizure looking at it

[EmminoDaGreat]

Honda for me is a lifestyle. It's about doing more with less... Pushing the limits.


That's what she said.

[chris89hatch]

yeah....all these fuckin Honda owners think they're the shit!.......even the ones with fucked up sigs like the one that is gonna give me a seizure looking at it

::ninja:: what u trying say??


lol damn quit following me around!! see what had happen was i was gonna change due to ur statment but then i saw i got a repped for it, so i decided to keep it..i kinda like..

[Bacon]

Why so serious? Just fuckin with ya.

[jhadleyh]

simon is just mad cause his edible underwear melted while he was wearing it

[chris89hatch]

Why so serious? Just fuckin with ya.

Well people these days get mad over anything man I didn't know !!

[Elbow]

simon is just mad cause his edible underwear melted while he was wearing it

LMFAO :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Will you soak it off of me with your mouth?

[jhadleyh]

LMFAO :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

Will you soak it off of me with your mouth?

I sure will babe

[Z0_o6]

Wait a second..... this doesn't apply to me.

[Elbow]

Wait a second..... this doesn't apply to me.

If you know about cars, you're right, it doesn't.

[bus-a-vtec]

Why do half of you modify your cars when you don't know jack shit about anything car related? I fucking hate all of you who got into cars because of the devil movie (F&F) go suck Vincent Diesel Dwarfs balls.

Or at least read a car book.

FUCK YOUR CIVIC.

all i can say is some people like hot some people like cold, some people like fast some people like slow, we are all entitled to our own opinion and to do what we want when we want, so who d f#+k are u to criticize us, the way i see it if u dont try u wont succeed.... so more power to who dont know shit about thier car, one day u will learn as long as your dedicated to learn.... so suck my long hairy balllz ass-turd or whoever the hell you are anyway.......lmao

[bus-a-vtec]

and i'm a certifeied mechanic, but i remembered where i'm coming from when i did'nt know shit.... but i applied my self to it and learned

[1SICKLEX]

"Why I Honda"?

lol

[Echonova]

This thread is as dumb as it is stupid.

[metalmatt47]

OKAY! Heres my 2cents on the topic at hand...

I can respect anyone who's built a shitty car fast. If you've properly built a car, and you are a respectful owner, I'll respect you. BUT when you are posting YouTube videos and forum pics calling your car a "V8 Killer" or "Corvette killer", you are a complete fag. I HATE Honda fanboys who preach nothing but Honda and will never drive anything but Honda. Now, I won't say I hate all Honda's in general because I've seen a lot of Honda's that I can respect that are built well, properly maintained, and have respectful owners who don't think they're the shit.

Personally, I'd never buy a Honda. They aren't for me. Especially a Civic or a CRX. I could NEVER see myself in a FWD car. They're too limited for me. I'd like to be able to throw the front end in the air with a twitch of my ankle. It just seems more fun then having to have my friends hold my car down so I can burn the front tires. Just looks noobish to me.

I told myself when I was looking for a car that if i EVER bought an import, it was going to be RWD and get good gas. I ended up with a Datsun and I'm more then satisfied with it. It's lighter then any Civic and has plenty of room under the hood for a 5.0 or an SR20.

[Echonova]

Honda kids have already ruined the 240 scene by "moving on". RWD is too much car for them to handle safely.

[-EnVus-]

Honda kids have already ruined the 240 scene by "moving on". RWD is too much car for them to handle safely.

Sooooo True :(

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s98/godlessbass/5965076_3cf380411227074686.gif

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/ricer.gif

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/hondarice.jpg

[DeeAOne]

:lmfao: at thread. i have nothing else meaningful to post.

[-EnVus-]

http://i26.tinypic.com/25ewxex.jpg

[Austin?]

............yeah, you're right.
honda really suck

[Elbow]

OKAY! Heres my 2cents on the topic at hand...

I can respect anyone who's built a shitty car fast. If you've properly built a car, and you are a respectful owner, I'll respect you. BUT when you are posting YouTube videos and forum pics calling your car a "V8 Killer" or "Corvette killer", you are a complete fag. I HATE Honda fanboys who preach nothing but Honda and will never drive anything but Honda. Now, I won't say I hate all Honda's in general because I've seen a lot of Honda's that I can respect that are built well, properly maintained, and have respectful owners who don't think they're the shit.

Personally, I'd never buy a Honda. They aren't for me. Especially a Civic or a CRX. I could NEVER see myself in a FWD car. They're too limited for me. I'd like to be able to throw the front end in the air with a twitch of my ankle. It just seems more fun then having to have my friends hold my car down so I can burn the front tires. Just looks noobish to me.

I told myself when I was looking for a car that if i EVER bought an import, it was going to be RWD and get good gas. I ended up with a Datsun and I'm more then satisfied with it. It's lighter then any Civic and has plenty of room under the hood for a 5.0 or an SR20.

What exactly does ANY of that have to do with this thread? The thread isn't even about Hondas. lol

[Elbow]

all i can say is some people like hot some people like cold, some people like fast some people like slow, we are all entitled to our own opinion and to do what we want when we want, so who d f#+k are u to criticize us, the way i see it if u dont try u wont succeed.... so more power to who dont know shit about thier car, one day u will learn as long as your dedicated to learn.... so suck my long hairy balllz ass-turd or whoever the hell you are anyway.......lmao

Sounds like you're a very well educated mechanic...lol

[metalmatt47]

What exactly does ANY of that have to do with this thread? The thread isn't even about Hondas. lol
Oops sorry, I got off topic. Back to catfuckers and bubblegum... lol

[RL...]

anyone who modifies cars is gay, motorcycless is where its at! If it's got more than 2 wheels than your a pussy whos not man enough to drive a fast automobile.

[Bacon]

anyone who modifies cars is gay, motorcycless is where its at! If it's got more than 2 wheels than your a pussy whos not man enough to drive a fast automobile.

says a guy who drives a maxipad lol j/k

[Elbow]

anyone who modifies cars is gay, motorcycless is where its at! If it's got more than 2 wheels than your a pussy whos not man enough to drive a fast automobile.

Bikes are boring as shit honestly. lol

[98blackcivic]

my lude is BONE STOCK

[so_jdm]

listen to this guy..he knows shit cause he owns a porsche.

[Bacon]

listen to this guy..he knows shit cause he owns a porsche.

:couch:

[K20Z1]

fuck hondas

-a honda owner.

[Elbow]

listen to this guy..he knows shit cause he owns a porsche.

Thank ya sir!

[Slow Motion]

Is this thread really happening? Wow.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?295628-So-yeah-oh-hai!!!-Parteh!

[adodd3]

LMFAO! @ this kid makes 75k a year & owns a neon. Why are you even part of this site? You never have anything useful to contribute. All you do is start useless threads to cause trouble. I read somewhere along these pages how you only did it for kicks. Are you that much of a loser that this is the only way to get your kicks? I love your type, the type that's bad as hell behind a computer screen. You guys always
cry when confronted face to face. I noticed none of your pictures actually show your face, I know why too.

Nice talking to you but I've already waisted too much time on a lost cause, so go ahead & bash me all you want, I promise I'm not gonna waist any more of my time.

[Elbow]

LMFAO! @ this kid makes 75k a year & owns a neon. Why are you even part of this site? You never have anything useful to contribute. All you do is start useless threads to cause trouble. I read somewhere along these pages how you only did it for kicks. Are you that much of a loser that this is the only way to get your kicks? I love your type, the type that's bad as hell behind a computer screen. You guys always
cry when confronted face to face. I noticed none of your pictures actually show your face, I know why too.

Nice talking to you but I've already waisted too much time on a lost cause, so go ahead & bash me all you want, I promise I'm not gonna waist any more of my time.

Watch out guys. True e-thug in the house.

Get out of here, faggot!

[Z0_o6]

w a s t e


not "waist"

[Catnip]

http://www.chinesemoods.com/measure/MAN-WAIST.jpg

[[3000gt20s]]

look man i dont own a honda or a dodge.. but i would definetely pick the honda...
simon must of lost to a honda recently.

[Elbow]

;39084469']look man i dont own a honda or a dodge.. but i would definetely pick the honda...
simon must of lost to a honda recently.

Look man, I don't own a Grand Prix, but I would defiantly pick a Yugo.

Lost to a Honda in what? Looks? Yeah there a Neon does lose.

[[3000gt20s]]

^^^ point has been proven... douche

[dohc4.6sc]

;39084679']^^^ point has been proven... douche

he drives a neon cause QD did and its the "cool" thing to do. gosh why doesnt anybody get these memo's.

[Friggintitsman]

Would it be worth it to go to school and learn to work on cars?

[Elbow]

;39084679']^^^ point has been proven... douche

I'm a douche for repeating your insult? LOL


he drives a neon cause QD did and its the "cool" thing to do. gosh why doesnt anybody get these memo's.

I hope you're kidding. It's an ACR, get it right. LOL

[quickdodge®]

I hope you're kidding. It's an ACR, get it right. LOL

Huh? Later, QD.

[Elbow]

Huh? Later, QD.

I was kidding with him saying I didn't buy a Neon because you had a Neon then said it's an ACR as if it's not really a Neon.

[1SICKLEX]

Would it be worth it to go to school and learn to work on cars?

Yup

[[3000gt20s]]

he drives a neon cause QD did and its the "cool" thing to do. gosh why doesnt anybody get these memo's.

^^^^lol

[Elbow]

;39086530']^^^^lol

^^^^^^^^^lol