SilverJester
11-10-2005, 05:43 AM
There are these friends who play golf together every
Saturday. One Saturday they are getting ready to tee
off when a guy, by himself, asks if he can join them.
The friends look at each other and then look at the
guy and say, "Sure."
So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the
friends get curious about what the guy does for a living.
So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman.
The friends all laugh.
The guy says, "No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in
my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look
at it if you like."
So one of the friends dicides to check it out. He opened
the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge
scope attached. He gets all excited and says, "WOW!
I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?"
The hit man replies, "Sure."
So the guy looks for a second and says, "YEAH! You can
see my house! I can even see through the windows into
my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful?
WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! And he's naked
too!"
This really upsets the guy, so he asks the hitman how
much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, "I get
$1000 everytime I pull the trigger."
The guy responds, "$1000??? Well, ok. I want two hits.
I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's
always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I
want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for
screwing around with my wife."
The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope.
He's looking for about five minutes until finally the
man starts to get really impatient and asks, "What are
you waitng for?!?
The hitman replies, "Just hold on..... I'm a about to
save you a thousand bucks!"
Saturday. One Saturday they are getting ready to tee
off when a guy, by himself, asks if he can join them.
The friends look at each other and then look at the
guy and say, "Sure."
So they tee off. About two holes into the game, the
friends get curious about what the guy does for a living.
So they ask him. The stranger tells them he's a hitman.
The friends all laugh.
The guy says, "No really, I am a hitman. My gun is in
my golf bag. I carry it everywhere. You can take a look
at it if you like."
So one of the friends dicides to check it out. He opened
the bag and, sure enough, there is a rifle with a huge
scope attached. He gets all excited and says, "WOW!
I bet I can see my house through here! May I look?"
The hit man replies, "Sure."
So the guy looks for a second and says, "YEAH! You can
see my house! I can even see through the windows into
my bedroom. There's my wife, naked. Isn't she beautiful?
WAIT! There's my next door neighbor! And he's naked
too!"
This really upsets the guy, so he asks the hitman how
much it would be for a hit. The hitman replies, "I get
$1000 everytime I pull the trigger."
The guy responds, "$1000??? Well, ok. I want two hits.
I want you to shoot my wife right in the mouth. She's
always nagging at me and I can't stand it. Second, I
want you to shoot my neighbor in the penis, just for
screwing around with my wife."
The hit man agrees, gears up and looks through the scope.
He's looking for about five minutes until finally the
man starts to get really impatient and asks, "What are
you waitng for?!?
The hitman replies, "Just hold on..... I'm a about to
save you a thousand bucks!"