Bond....James Bond..

[quickdodge®]

James Bond walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance, and then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?" "No," he replies, "Q has just given me this state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it." The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?" Bond explains, "It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically." The lady says, "What's it telling you now?" "Well, it says you're not wearing any panties." The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must be broken because I'm wearing panties!" Bond smirks, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's an hour fast."

Later, QD.

[5thgcelica]

hahahah. thats good.

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

haha.. funnay

[Hulud]

haha

[gtikid]

Hahahahahaha. I could see that in a Bonds movie :goodjob:

[IndianStig]

haha nice

[mocha latte cupcake]

i'm a little sadden'd(sp?) by this QD, i've never known you to do a repost...but this was a repost about a month or so ago...sigh its ok... i'm sure it was the ghost's fault...

[IntegraXTR]

lol

[dwnsthGABOY]

that was clever. LOL!!

[gtikid]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL ^^^^^^ :lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:Your sig is funny as hell :lmao:

[Kelly_Rene]

good one

[Princess12]

ha ha ....that's pretty funny

[Vuongy_Dong]

pretty good QD.

[Mike4831]

that was a pretty good one.

[svbproductions]

That was great!!

[Importdreamer56]

Someone go use this on a girl tonight and see what happens. Post what happens in the morning or later that night if you came home alone.

[©hris]

LOL!!!