SAMMICHES = VIOLENCE

[blaknoize]

Seems that when a man craves a sammich, it better be made in reasonable amounts of time.

http://www2.nbc4i.com/news/2010/jun/22/man-gets-prison-time-beating-girlfriend-over-sandw-ar-117692/


AKRON, Ohio – A man who beat his girlfriend for fixing a sandwich too slowly is given prison time...


But she knows her place...



but his live-in girlfriend asks the judge (http://www2.nbc4i.com/topics/types/position/tags/judge/) to set her man free.

[1990wade]

HAHA

[Stuntman G]

"Let's hope lunch is served on time in the big house." Good one.

[ilovemyhonda.]

sandwiches = serious bidness.

[roscoe]

sandwiches = serious bidness.

This is true. No man should have to make his own sammich

[e30pwr]

brilliant! but the sentence is gay

[ilovemyhonda.]

well imma girl and I'll say this, you wanna damn sandwich? The fridge and everything you need is right there. *points to fridge*

[MistaCee]

Lmao thats what I'm talking about in house fast food service

[ilovemyhonda.]

^ CJ, it is only as fast as you get your ass in the kitchen and make it. You lazy sumobishes.

[blaknoize]

well imma girl and I'll say this, you wanna damn sandwich? The fridge and everything you need is right there. *points to fridge*

um excuse me, I need your hand in that fridge. Men dont make sandwiches

[-EnVus-]

I'll slap my bitch if the edges aren't cut off........















j/k but i fix my own sammiches thats how i now they gonna be good!

[ilovemyhonda.]

um excuse me, I need your hand in that fridge. Men dont make sandwiches

The only way may hand is going in the fridge is if I need a cold beer or to get my son some juice or milk..lol..but no seriously..I am not your slave or yo momma...Make your own damn sandwich.