SilverJester
11-08-2005, 07:03 PM
Leroy is an 18 year old ninth grader who is becoming increasingly disillusioned with the public school system...
One day Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is the work Leroy accomplished.
1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.
6. PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.
8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.
9. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. HORDE - My sister got in trouble cause she HORDE around in school.
13. INCOME - I just got in bed wit tis hoe and INCOME my ol' lady.
14. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she said FORTIFY.
15. ACOUSTIC - When I was 11, my uncle bought me ACOUSTIC and then he took me to da pool hall.
16. IRAQ - When we gots to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, IRAQ you break.
17. HONOR - At our rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who be HONOR first.
18. TRIPOLI - My 'ol lady wants a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find no 44 TRIPOLI.
LEROY got an "A" for his work.
One day Leroy got an easy homework assignment. All he had to do was put each of the following words in a sentence. This is the work Leroy accomplished.
1. HOTEL - I gave my girlfriend da crabs and the HOTEL everybody.
2. RECTUM - I had two Cadillacs, but my ol' lady RECTUM both.
3. DISAPPOINTMENT - My parole officer tol me if I miss DISAPPOINTMENT they gonna send me back to the big house.
4. FORECLOSE - If I pay alimony dis month, I'll have no money FORECLOSE.
5. CATACOMB - Don King was at the fight the other night, Man, somebody give that CATACOMB.
6. PENIS - I went to the doctor and he handed me a cup and said PENIS.
7. ISRAEL - Alonso tried to sell me a Rolex, I said Man, that looks fake. He said, No, ISRAEL.
8. UNDERMINE - There is a fine lookin' hoe livin' in the apartment UNDERMINE.
9. STAIN - My mother-in-law axed if I was STAIN for dinner again.
10. SELDOM - My cousin gave me two tickets to the Knicks game, so I SELDOM.
11. ODYSSEY - I told my bro, you ODYSSEY the tits on this hoe.
12. HORDE - My sister got in trouble cause she HORDE around in school.
13. INCOME - I just got in bed wit tis hoe and INCOME my ol' lady.
14. FORTIFY - I axed da hoe how much? And she said FORTIFY.
15. ACOUSTIC - When I was 11, my uncle bought me ACOUSTIC and then he took me to da pool hall.
16. IRAQ - When we gots to the pool hall, I tol' my uncle, IRAQ you break.
17. HONOR - At our rape trial, the judge axed my buddy who be HONOR first.
18. TRIPOLI - My 'ol lady wants a bra for her birthday, but I couldn't find no 44 TRIPOLI.
LEROY got an "A" for his work.