Tbird_guy
11-07-2005, 01:35 AM
On christmas day, Little johnny gets the bicycle he's been wanting for a while, excited, he promptly goes out for a ride. A block from his house, an officer on a horse stops little johnny. The officer asks him; "Did Santa bring you that bike for christmas?" And with his chest poked out, little johnny proudly responded, "Yes Sir, cool isn't it"...The officer responds by writing little johnny a ticket and saying, "next time tell Santa to put a reflector on it."
Angry, Little Johnny asks the officer if Santa brought him his horse for christmas, amused, the officer responds with a chuckle, "why yes he did, cool isn't it?" Little johnny quickly responds "Well next year, tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top"
Angry, Little Johnny asks the officer if Santa brought him his horse for christmas, amused, the officer responds with a chuckle, "why yes he did, cool isn't it?" Little johnny quickly responds "Well next year, tell him to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top"