I am so heated!!!

[ilovemyhonda.]

I'm about to throw a twinkie in this 500 pound bitches mouth!!!!!!!

[CHRISNITTOLO]

She's gonna eat that shit. Maybe even you. So, throw like a salad at the bitch with dressing so it sticks to her face.

[slostang]

throw that twinkie over here. im hongry

[LvnBoOst]

I wanted to rip the Taco Bell lady's face off after I repeatedly told her no tomatoes and guess what...there were like double tomatoes on all the food. Bitch! lol

/Rant

[ilovemyhonda.]

everyone vent....now! i wish i could push this fat heffer over. it would take her at least 4 hours to get back up!!

[e30pwr]

http://picture.funnycorner.net/funny-pictures/5506/Man-the-harpoons.jpg

[Ed]

You should make a thread about it. Everyone wants to hear about it.

[98blackcivic]

its always the fat bitches acting up
are the harpoons ready?

[90_ACCORD]

throw that twinkie over here. im hongry

x2

[e30pwr]

its always the fat bitches acting up
are the harpoons ready?

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/fuck_the_harpoons.jpg

[90_ACCORD]

hey fat chicks give the best head.

[jesus bonill]

so uhhh, what did this fat bitch do to piss you off??

[Echonova]

Fat bitch was jocking my style and I<3myEcho got jealous.

[Echonova]

Fat bitch was jocking my style and I<3myEcho got jealous.Tr00 st0ry.

[Miss.Kayla]

dont take it out on the Twinkie... how would u feel if someone threw u at a fat bitch??


Gives me teh Twinkie :)

[jesus bonill]

dont take it out on the Twinkie... how would u feel if someone threw u at a fat bitch??


Gives me teh Twinkie :)

hmmm who knows....how would YOU feel if she threw the twinkie at u??

[Echonova]

dont take it out on the Twinkie... how would u feel if someone threw u at a fat bitch??


Gives me teh Twinkie :)What's the difference?



~runs away very fast for a fat guy~

[Miss.Kayla]

hmmm who knows....how would YOU feel if she threw the twinkie at u??

ill eat that shit...lol

[Miss.Kayla]

What's the difference?



~runs away very fast for a fat guy~

:ninja:

[Echonova]

I think I love you.

[Echonova]

ayyy, yo! When you gonna let me tap dat?

[jesus bonill]

ill eat that shit...lol

W-O-W
LOL

[Miss.Kayla]

I think I love you.

who?
me jesus or the twinkie?

[Miss.Kayla]

W-O-W
LOL

yup lol

[jesus bonill]

who?
me jesus or the twinkie?

x2!...i know who i love:yes::bigsmilie

[Echonova]

who?
me jesus or the twinkie?Out of the three... One sits at the right hand of God, one has cream filling and one will have cream filling by the end of the night.


The latter is the one I love. Or will.

[jesus bonill]

Out of the three... One sits at the right hand of God, one has cream filling and one will have cream filling by the end of the night.


The latter is the one I love. Or will.

hahaha wtf

[Miss.Kayla]

Out of the three... One sits at the right hand of God, one has cream filling and one will have cream filling by the end of the night.


The latter is the one I love. Or will.

hahahahha!


arent you married? :ninja:


i guess you could bring jesus home to the wifey ;)
:cry: but u dont love me

[jesus bonill]

hahahahha!


arent you married? :ninja:


i guess you could bring jesus home to the wifey ;)
:cry: but u dont love me

Im not!!:D

[Echonova]

hahahahha!


arent you married? :ninja:


i guess you could bring jesus home to the wifey ;)
:cry: but u dont love meYes I am married.

We have a California King bed... There is always room for one more.

I will love you like a song. For one night only.

[Miss.Kayla]

Yes I am married.

We have a California King bed... There is always room for one more.

I will love you like a song. For one night only.

luckyyyyy! so i got 5 more hours??? lol

[jesus bonill]

hahahahha!


arent you married? :ninja:


i guess you could bring jesus home to the wifey ;)
:cry: but u dont love me

ayeee...hold on...i missed the bottom part...what wifey??

[Echonova]

luckyyyyy! so i got 5 more hours??? lolYou are forgetting to add in drive time. You have like 12 minutes left.


Lucky for you I can finish in half that time.

[Miss.Kayla]

You are forgetting to add in drive time. You have like 12 minutes left.


Lucky for you I can finish in half that time.


ur a 6 min man?

[Echonova]

ur a 6 min man?At this rate I gotta be 4 or less... HURRY UP!!!!!

[Miss.Kayla]

At this rate I gotta be 4 or less... HURRY UP!!!!!

i dont like being rushed... it gives me a tummy ache

[jesus bonill]

At this rate I gotta be 4 or less... HURRY UP!!!!!

god damm...talk about quickies, even mexicans can go longer than that!
lol

[blackshine007]

I remember when I was about 18 I went to go visit my uncle and his (at the time) g/f had pissed me off. Later on that nite she got drunk and passed out on the couch. So I figured I'd get revenge for pissing me off so I masturbated and jizzed in her hair. True story.

[jesus bonill]

I remember when I was about 18 I went to go visit my uncle and his (at the time) g/f had pissed me off. Later on that nite she got drunk and passed out on the couch. So I figured I'd get revenge for pissing me off so I masturbated and jizzed in her hair. True story.

you should have JIZZZED ON HER FACE