quickdodgeŽ
11-05-2005, 03:19 PM
For his birthday, little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His
father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000
and
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I
heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage &
no bicycle!"
Later, QD.
father
said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $80,000
and
your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it."
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door
with a
suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last night and I
heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to
wait because she was coming too.
And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with an $80,000
mortgage &
no bicycle!"
Later, QD.