quickdodgeŽ
04-25-2010, 10:20 PM
So I'm a member of another automotive forum.........
And, surprisingly, this isn't where it ends. THERE'S MORE!!!
I was playing Microsoft Solitaire. You know, the one that comes prepackaged with any PC you buy that comes with Windows. I was doing pretty good and all and even star.......well I'm rambling, so let me get back on track.
I'm sitting here playing when, out of the blue, and this happens often so I guess it isn't that much out of the blue, I get a pop up from Yahoo at the bottom of my screen informing me of a newly acquired E-mail. HOT DOG! I think to myself as I've gotten more correspondence from someone I don't know. And then I read the subject heading. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" is what it said.
I'm thinking, oh cool, an automated happy birthday note from a forum. There's only one problem that I could see.
It's not my fucking birthday. These inconsiderate bastards wished me a happy birthday one hour before my time. These self-absorbed ingrates are only thinking of themselves, trying to make themselves look good by wishing, automatedly, me a happy birthday. One day early. Are they trying to speed up my already constantly decreasing time here on Earth?
I think this is a crock of shit that they have the indecency to do such a thing. And do you know how I'm going to deal with it? Know what the fuck I'm going to do? Rant and rave on a whole different message board is what I'll do. I'll teach them, yeah.
I'm glad I have IA where we model ourselves after complacency. We pride ourselves in politeness and sincerity. Thanks for not increasing the speed on my decreasing life span. Later, QD (and the QD does NOT stand for Quick Death).
And, surprisingly, this isn't where it ends. THERE'S MORE!!!
I was playing Microsoft Solitaire. You know, the one that comes prepackaged with any PC you buy that comes with Windows. I was doing pretty good and all and even star.......well I'm rambling, so let me get back on track.
I'm sitting here playing when, out of the blue, and this happens often so I guess it isn't that much out of the blue, I get a pop up from Yahoo at the bottom of my screen informing me of a newly acquired E-mail. HOT DOG! I think to myself as I've gotten more correspondence from someone I don't know. And then I read the subject heading. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" is what it said.
I'm thinking, oh cool, an automated happy birthday note from a forum. There's only one problem that I could see.
It's not my fucking birthday. These inconsiderate bastards wished me a happy birthday one hour before my time. These self-absorbed ingrates are only thinking of themselves, trying to make themselves look good by wishing, automatedly, me a happy birthday. One day early. Are they trying to speed up my already constantly decreasing time here on Earth?
I think this is a crock of shit that they have the indecency to do such a thing. And do you know how I'm going to deal with it? Know what the fuck I'm going to do? Rant and rave on a whole different message board is what I'll do. I'll teach them, yeah.
I'm glad I have IA where we model ourselves after complacency. We pride ourselves in politeness and sincerity. Thanks for not increasing the speed on my decreasing life span. Later, QD (and the QD does NOT stand for Quick Death).