quickdodgeŽ
03-30-2005, 04:43 PM
The young man from Alabama came running into the store and
said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
A man in Alabama had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of
the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the
problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire.
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to
put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did
Understand it either."
Later, QD.
said to his buddy,
"Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck from the
parking lot!"
Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?
"The young man answered, "I couldn't tell, but I got the license
number."
An Alabama State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-85. The trooper
asked, "Got any ID?"
The driver replied, "Bout whut?
A man in Alabama had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of
the road, and proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of
the car and one behind it. Then he got back in the car to wait.
A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious
he turned around and went back. He asked the fellow what the
problem was.
The man replied, "I have a flat tire.
The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?"
The man responded, "When you break down they tell you to
put flares in the front and flares in the back! I never did
Understand it either."
Later, QD.