F*&^ COPS! WTF?! Cousin Arrested for TOTAL BS.

[Elbow]

So I get a call around 9am this morning from the jail here in Athens, it does a recording blah and then my cousins talking, I'm like what the hell man?

Apparantly last night he was at a party and got a little TOO drunk, well they decided to go downtown, a girl was driving and she wanted to get out at a local bar while he found a parking spot, so they swapped drivers. Well at the next light downtown he almost ran the redlight and some moron was in the crosswalk. FIRST OFF, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE IN THE CROSS WALK IF YOU SEE A CAR COMING AT YOU FAST?

There was a bike cop right there and pulled him over, he got a DUI, boom arrested car impounded. He was BARELY over the limit and just basically moving a car downtown, it's not like he was driving driving.

FUCK COPS, FUCK THE LAW, CATCH REAL CRIMINALS. :2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up:

So yeah, end of the story he went to jail and spent the night if you believe this and think this is real you're a moron I made all this shit up so lets catch more morons who can't read the whole post first. If you got this far put three periods at the end of your post so I know who knows it's fake. I fucking hate cops. They're bullshitting cock sucking faggots.

[BKgen®]

lolol wow...

[Kourt]

You suck...
So does your cousin...

[teh_mugen18]

uhhhhhh...?


...

[RandomGuy]

fuck you

[LokiSays]

lol...

[quickdodge®]

It doesn't matter how far you drive when drunk. You have an idiot for a cousin and I hope he gets everything the court can throw at him. Later, QD.

[quickdodge®]

so lets catch more morons who can't read the whole post first.

I read this part, too. Later, QD.

[Arm&hammer]

driving is driving you can get a d.u.i. jus for sitting behind the wheel

[Elbow]

driving is driving you can get a d.u.i. jus for sitting behind the wheel

Well that's STUPID, FUCK THE LAW.

[integra938]

"Pedestrians have the right of way" especially walking across a cross walk.:thinking: driving drunk 5 feet ,or 5 miles is still driving drunk.:drunk: You can say fuck the law and the cops all you want,but you still must respect the law or you will end up in jail.:boohoo:

[e30pwr]

fuck you simon...

[integra938]

Oh,and drinking and driving is a real crime. People die every year from idiots that are drunk behind the wheel,what if he would of hit that guy ? can you say "manslaughter" Tell your cuss not to drop the soap:anal:

[Ed]

Hey fucking awesome thread bro.

I should delete this and ban you.

[oneSLOWex]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

[Got Milk?]

Fuck you.


And I know it's fake.


But still fuck you.


You try to hard too hard to be funny that's it's pathetic.


Later.

[oneSLOWex]

Fuck you.


And I know it's fake.


But still fuck you.


You try to hard too hard to be funny that's it's pathetic.


Later.
Whats actually funny is seeing other peoples reaction to this shit.

[§treet_§peed]

Lol and you're always trying to bash on people that say fuck the law. Maybe it is fake, maybe it isn't. Hell, I've walked home from bars before.

[big mac]

even if he was bearly over the limit, he was still over. stock complaining about something that deserved to happen to his stupid ass

[On_Her_Face]

...why was he driving drunk?

[lanning]

i lol'd

[KodyH]

Dude fuck yo couch Simon...
Lets race. Quarter mile in da streets fa realz. You too scerd to touch dis shit...

[Kevykev]

i can see how this can catch people.


LOL if this story really comes true.

[Elbow]

Dude fuck yo couch Simon...
Lets race. Quarter mile in da streets fa realz. You too scerd to touch dis shit...

I aint eva scurd. I race u down da highway drunk dawg i aint scurd fuck da popo and day small peepees.

[Jblizzard]

MAN WTF I CANT BELIEVE THAT YOU THINK ITS BS...

ITS IS FAULT!!...

[Dietcoke]

Your cousin went to jail for driving a car in a heavily pedestrian area drunk and you're upset about it?

Really...

[punkr6]

I fuked your cousins g/f last night...

[lanning]

I fuked your cousins g/f last night...
:thinking: x2

[Dietcoke]

also, thread failure.

[ISAtlanta300]

REPOST!!

You already did 'something like this' before. Find some new jokes, man.

Tthere, I spoiled it. Saved this thread from 20+ pages. You're welcome, guys.

[ISAtlanta300]

Lollerskates.... :)

[oneSLOWex]

even if he was bearly over the limit, he was still over. stock complaining about something that deserved to happen to his stupid ass

stock?

[EG_Ryder]

I just dont even read stuff you put anymore, always skip to the end...You need to get out of the house more :lmfao:

[oneSLOWex]

REPOST!!

You already did 'something like this' before. Find some new jokes, man.

Tthere, I spoiled it. Saved this thread from 20+ pages. You're welcome, guys.

LOL no one on here reads shit....watch. there will still be zOMG FAGGOT! HE WAS DRUNK FUCK YOU BLAH BLAH BLAH

[KodyH]

I aint eva scurd. I race u down da highway drunk dawg i aint scurd fuck da popo and day small peepees.

Someone pulled up at the Top Notch meet in a MKI MR2 last night. We thought it was you lolol

[Barefoot]

n/m

[MachNU]

repost

[andrewu]

this is pointless, how bored were u wen u did this. and if it did happen he would have deserved it.

[True Pyroman]

Hey fucking awesome thread bro.

I should delete this and ban you.

this.


second time I've seen this kinda bs from him too

[Elbow]

Someone pulled up at the Top Notch meet in a MKI MR2 last night. We thought it was you lolol

Where was it? That piece of shit can't go that far.

[KodyH]

Where was it? That piece of shit can't go that far.

Digger's in L'ville. lol Its not that bad is it?

[Elbow]

Digger's in L'ville. lol Its not that bad is it?

Naw it's not bad I just never drive it, I've driven it about 300 miles tops since I got it.

[KodyH]

Naw it's not bad I just never drive it, I've driven it about 300 miles tops since I got it.

How much you want for it? :ninja:

[Elbow]

How much you want for it? :ninja:

$1500.

[KodyH]

$1500.

I might hit you up on that. I need a car.

[Elbow]

I might hit you up on that. I need a car.

Get it, I'll throw in extra stuff I have and a set of wheels. PM me if you want info/more pics.

[Elbow]

Fuck you know what? Make it a rally car! Lancia Stratos style!!

[98blackcivic]

dont drink and drive...wtf.

[KodyH]

Get it, I'll throw in extra stuff I have and a set of wheels. PM me if you want info/more pics.

PM'd


Fuck you know what? Make it a rally car! Lancia Stratos style!!

Hell yeah son! Is there room for a NASA approved 10pt in there? lol

[Alan®]

So I get a call around 9am this morning from the jail here in Athens, it does a recording blah and then my cousins talking, I'm like what the hell man?

Apparantly last night he was at a party and got a little TOO drunk, well they decided to go downtown, a girl was driving and she wanted to get out at a local bar while he found a parking spot, so they swapped drivers. Well at the next light downtown he almost ran the redlight and some moron was in the crosswalk. FIRST OFF, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BE IN THE CROSS WALK IF YOU SEE A CAR COMING AT YOU FAST?

There was a bike cop right there and pulled him over, he got a DUI, boom arrested car impounded. He was BARELY over the limit and just basically moving a car downtown, it's not like he was driving driving.

FUCK COPS, FUCK THE LAW, CATCH REAL CRIMINALS. :2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up::2up:

So yeah, end of the story he went to jail and spent the night if you believe this and think this is real you're a moron I made all this shit up so lets catch more morons who can't read the whole post first. If you got this far put three periods at the end of your post so I know who knows it's fake. I fucking hate cops. They're bullshitting cock sucking faggots.

lol