Man beats quadruple amputee girlfriend- claims out of self defense

[RandomGuy]

http://blogs.citypages.com/blotter/2010/04/jacoby_smith_be.php

WTF

[Elbow]

L.........M............F...........A.............. O............X3832489435894953

"She'll swing, push me down and choke me with her nubs," Smith told the Pioneer Press.

[LvnBoOst]

"But Smith says don't let that fool you--Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter." lol

I've never read anything more ridiculous. Him beating her of course is not funny at all, but the quotes from the article are hilarious.

[Elbow]

"But Smith says don't let that fool you--Bell is like a handless, legless Ultimate Fighter." lol

I've never read anything more ridiculous. Him beating her of course is not funny at all, but the quotes from the article are hilarious.

X2. LOL

Is this real anyway?

[LvnBoOst]

I dont know! I was thinking the same thing. I mean....she would have to work out like 5 times a day to be that strong. I couldnt beat up a dude with legs and arms....how does she do it with none? lol

[Ed]

What a pimp.

[LvnBoOst]

Restrain her! Doesn't her wheelchair have a seat belt or something?

[tdurr]

ROFLCOPTER

[AdriSciontC]

lollerblades...

[j0nbunklah0m]

hahahhaha she gave him a golden shower lolol

[Elbow]

hahahhaha she gave him a golden shower lolol

WHAT THE FUCK!?

[98blackcivic]

this is what happens when sandwiches arent made on time

[JDMbabe]

hahaha

[ilovemyhonda.]

She punched him in the groin with her deadly nub and then proceeded to dowse him in urine from a bed pan.

That is just ridiculous. The whole thing is ridiculous. WTF?!?

[98blackcivic]

yea n the end she said she still wants to marry him
i hope they dont have kids

[loverboy_gnd]

this is what happens when sandwiches arent made on time

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooool :lmfao: +2

[ilovemyhonda.]

he shoulda pulled an R. Kelly move and pee'd on her. I wonder if he still wants to marry her...lol

[98blackcivic]

he got doused in female urine...what man wouldnt wanna marry a woman after that?!

[Miss.Kayla]

this is what happens when sandwiches arent made on time

THIS^^ and honestly i felt bad about laughing until i seen the comments on here

hahahha

[ilovemyhonda.]

he got doused in female urine...what man wouldnt wanna marry a woman after that?!

IDK, maybe we should ask him......

[Glides]

Hell, i'll marry her. She would make a badass hood prop at the Varsity.