ilovemyhonda.
04-08-2010, 11:38 AM
i smirked..
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked
what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this--first I
tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called
up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."
An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this
jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the
85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar,
which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked
what happened and the man explained, "Well, doc, it's like this--first I
tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right
hand, then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first
with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called
up Arleen, the lady next door, and she tried too, first with both hands,
then an armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but
still nothing."
The doctor was shocked, "You asked your neighbor?"
The old man replied, "Yep, none of us could get the jar open."