word of advice from jdm-civic

[jdm-civic]

word of advice: cops cant jump start hondas, it make there computers go all mumbly jumbly and stuff *actual words from a officer today.

so there ya go, cops dont like mumbly jumbly computers

[SlowEG9]

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[loverboy_gnd]

sooo umm.... yh

[jdm-civic]

my battery died on me today at work and thats what he told me.........

[Bacon]

umm.....wut?

[Jblizzard]

It's actually true.


lulz

[jdm-civic]

^^past experience?

[oneSLOWex]

LOL what the real truth is probably if they jump start your shit and it damages it in anyway or you try to BS and say it did...they are liable...same thing with them not being able to unlock your doors when you have locked your keys inside. He probably didnt want to explain any of that to you or he just thought you were stupid.

[bdydrpdmazda]

what bill said...

[Jblizzard]

LOL what the real truth is probably if they jump start your shit and it damages it in anyway or you try to BS and say it did...they are liable...same thing with them not being able to unlock your doors when you have locked your keys inside. He probably didnt want to explain any of that to you or he just thought your were stupid.

qft

[punkr6]

- word of advice from jdm-civic -

People like you should never give advice....

[Elbow]

It draws too much power and the computers do fuck up, my friends a cop I tried it.

[Jblizzard]

It draws too much power and the computers do fuck up, my friends a cop I tried it.

same things with pintos - takes too much power to get them running

[DriVaH]

don't worry....the last person i would ask for help (or anything) is a cop. so i am in the clear as far as that is concerned...

[loverboy_gnd]

don't worry....the last person i would ask for help (or anything) is a cop. so i am in the clear as far as that is concerned...

what he said!!!!!!!!! cop might be a smartass.. "well since im helping you lemme run your license, and see if you fit any descriptions, can i search your car while im at it" dont get me one they are 1 or 2 true cops out there but most of them are fuckin assholes imo

[Evil Goat]

what he said!!!!!!!!! cop might be a smartass.. "well since im helping you lemme run your license, and see if you fit any descriptions, can i search your car while im at it" dont get me one they are 1 or 2 true cops out there but most of them are fuckin assholes imo

alright....it's official....your sig just went from a little bit stupid to full blown retarded....

i can catch a 4dr accord, in my sleep on a tricycle, no less.

and i eat pussy for reps? was that supposed to be funny? was that supposed to make me go EL OH EL!!#!#@!!.? do you think it's clever?

retard....edit your sig, stop trying to be funny and hardcore because you suck at it

[DVSRX-7]

alright....it's official....your sig just went from a little bit stupid to full blown retarded....

i can catch a 4dr accord, in my sleep on a tricycle, no less.

and i eat pussy for reps? was that supposed to be funny? was that supposed to make me go EL OH EL!!#!#@!!.? do you think it's clever?

retard....edit your sig, stop trying to be funny and hardcore because you suck at it



I'm guessing he doesn't eat pussy.

[Evil Goat]

I'm guessing he doesn't eat pussy.

meat popsicles i'm sure

[DVSRX-7]

meat popsicles i'm sure

Hmmmmmm

[jdm-civic]

yea he ran my license, but i aint got nothin to hide because my record is clean so i didnt mind

[integra938]

BALLS!

[oneSLOWex]

cawk

[eraser4g63]

Taint?

[Ed]

hey man that's a really cool story bro. tell it again.

[Vteckidd]

hey man that's a really cool story bro. tell it again.

cool post bro

[quickdodge®]

hey man that's a really cool story bro. tell it again.

No encouragement, please, Ed. Later, QD.

[DriVaH]

what he said!!!!!!!!! cop might be a smartass.. "well since im helping you lemme run your license, and see if you fit any descriptions, can i search your car while im at it" dont get me one they are 1 or 2 true cops out there but most of them are fuckin assholes imothe only cops i like are the ones that put green before blue, and even those can't be trusted