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The Ninja
04-04-2010, 11:24 AM
You should really keep an eye out for these motherfuckers.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v211/Johnwayne/1zA2M.jpg

Machado
04-04-2010, 11:28 AM
I run every time i see one near me lol. Im a pussy and cant stay still lol

loverboy_gnd
04-04-2010, 11:29 AM
fuck that shit.. you see it kill it !!

The Ninja
04-04-2010, 11:41 AM
You apparently didn't read the educational poster. You cannot battle the wasp, it has mad homies that are just as pissed off for no reason.

loverboy_gnd
04-04-2010, 11:46 AM
naw i read it, i killed 2 jus yesterday.. im tryna clean out my car theyre tryna get at me, so i took 2 books waited for it... waited for it.. den BAM!. dead when his homie came along... he got his 2. so :2up: dem wasps..... kool thread though, they really are a pain in the ass.

JGilbert312
04-04-2010, 01:04 PM
my sister is allergic to wasps, she swells up like a balloon so anytime she see's one she goes nuts...

punkr6
04-04-2010, 01:14 PM
run and don't look back...

.blank cd
04-04-2010, 01:20 PM
I cheat, cause usually when I encounter them, Im outside washing the cars, so I hose them bitches down, and when they land.....BLAP. .40Cal slugs to their faces

5speed
04-04-2010, 02:03 PM
I smacked one out of the air today when I was rinsing my Blazer. It was pretty funny. I fucked his shit up before he could even think about messing up my day.

HypnoToad
04-04-2010, 03:02 PM
I cheat, cause usually when I encounter them, Im outside washing the cars, so I hose them bitches down, and when they land.....BLAP. .40Cal slugs to their faces

water works good on wasps,but dont try that shit on yellow jackets it just pisses em off more and makes them rage.

-EnVus-
04-04-2010, 03:14 PM
That thing is wrong cause i took a wasp out today. I slapped the motherfucker right out of the air. It then felt the full force of my 315lbs on its body with my shoe.

Nemesis
04-04-2010, 03:33 PM
man fuck that, I saw one of those fucking cow ants with like orange stripes and shit. Get bit by one of those!

Kevykev
04-04-2010, 03:43 PM
Hahahahahahahahaaa


I have 2 in my house right now.

They don't last long indoors.


They are Deathed soon!!!

HypnoToad
04-04-2010, 03:45 PM
man fuck that, I saw one of those fucking cow ants with like orange stripes and shit. Get bit by one of those!

are those female wasps?I thought I remember bout the females don't have wings.

Black4DrEK
04-04-2010, 03:48 PM
HAHAHA

Got stung in the back of the head as a lil boy... ahhh it SUCKED!

STRteg
04-04-2010, 03:50 PM
tennis racket owns all flying insects

ShooterMcGavin
04-04-2010, 04:00 PM
that gave me a chuckle

Bacon
04-04-2010, 08:03 PM
are those female wasps?I thought I remember bout the females don't have wings.

no...one is a wasp.....and one is an ant.

and yes the females have wings.

roxie911
04-04-2010, 08:09 PM
There's one in my room right now :(

Bacon
04-04-2010, 08:09 PM
Spank it......

TSiFTW
04-04-2010, 08:10 PM
Wasps seem to be infatuated with my side mirrors. I try to wait till they land and thump them in the head.

jdm-civic
04-04-2010, 08:20 PM
i hate wasps and my house is infested with them. ive found that mixing dish soap and water and spraying them kills them.

speedminded
04-04-2010, 08:43 PM
man fuck that, I saw one of those fucking cow ants with like orange stripes and shit. Get bit by one of those!I haven't seen a cow ant in years! They make the craziest screaming noise when you burn them with a magnifying glass. I hope no cow ants are reading this.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/ms6wood/SJqjGgBxxPI/AAAAAAAACEY/uX8XCOT4DgY/s400/P8029091_Blog.jpg



are those female wasps?I thought I remember bout the females don't have wings.You're confusing wasps with ants. Both male and female ants can have wings, they're the members of the colony that have the duty of flying elsewhere to make new colonies. Most ant species all have flying ants, the winged male ants die after mating and the female ants lose their wings and become queens....

MINI
04-04-2010, 09:02 PM
Got a fucking triple kill yesterday. Shot them bitches down with some spray, watched their nervous systems being destroyed.



Fuck yeah.

MR2DR
04-04-2010, 09:09 PM
motha fucka.

I reached for my phone and one of these sumbitch flew right towards me. I just smacked the shit out of one of them with a rolled up maxim.

amanda bynes bitch!

Miss.Kayla
04-04-2010, 09:10 PM
i took the ole fashion flyswatter to 2 of them yesterday...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/sarahelizabethjane/mandarinia1.jpg


but i dont mess with these. i got stung once and it sucked :(

MINI
04-04-2010, 09:13 PM
i took the ole fashion flyswatter to 2 of them yesterday...

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y226/sarahelizabethjane/mandarinia1.jpg


but i dont mess with these. i got stung once and it sucked :(


DAMN!!!! That guy has a tiny hand!!

Miss.Kayla
04-04-2010, 09:14 PM
no fool thats a japanese hornet lol

EG_Ryder
04-04-2010, 09:52 PM
wasps suck but have you seen the newer hybrid bees? i think its a yellow jacket/wasp mix

The Ninja
04-04-2010, 10:06 PM
Fucked one up today. That motherfucker flew INSIDE -MY- house, so I had to go all killa on him. Busted out the broom, and fly-swatted the bastard into the floor on some Shaq type shit. Then I pulled a fatality with my Raid-Drowning-Foot-Crush combo.

Dietcoke
04-05-2010, 02:15 PM
Wasps are not fun

Elbow
04-05-2010, 02:17 PM
My dog eats them...really.

HypnoToad
04-05-2010, 02:22 PM
I haven't seen a cow ant in years! They make the craziest screaming noise when you burn them with a magnifying glass. I hope no cow ants are reading this.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/ms6wood/SJqjGgBxxPI/AAAAAAAACEY/uX8XCOT4DgY/s400/P8029091_Blog.jpg


You're confusing wasps with ants. Both male and female ants can have wings, they're the members of the colony that have the duty of flying elsewhere to make new colonies. Most ant species all have flying ants, the winged male ants die after mating and the female ants lose their wings and become queens....

o,ok got ya.

I've seen those cow ants before,and at first they looked like a wasp on the ground. And thought I had heard someone say something bout them being part of the wasp family,but thanks for clearing that up.

Only flying ants i remember seeing is those little black ants.

Elbow
04-05-2010, 02:25 PM
Haha cow ants are all around here, they're hilarious, piss them off and they make strange sounds and run away.

KodyH
04-05-2010, 02:29 PM
Shoot them with an AR-15... :ninja:

KodyH
04-05-2010, 02:34 PM
Haha you guys should see all the white bumblebees around my house!

Total_Blender
04-05-2010, 02:57 PM
o,ok got ya.

I've seen those cow ants before,and at first they looked like a wasp on the ground. And thought I had heard someone say something bout them being part of the wasp family,but thanks for clearing that up.
.

Order hymenoptera - bees / wasps / ants

If you want to see some fucked up shit, check out parasitic wasps. These wasps lay their eggs with their stinger inside other bugs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMG-LWyNcAs

NewGen33
04-06-2010, 12:47 AM
No wasp encounters yet just got bumblebees in the front yard. I just keep walking and they do their own thing. Won't kill then since their population is dropping and all.

Got Milk?
04-06-2010, 10:37 PM
I just ignore these harmless creatures.

DVSRX-7
04-06-2010, 10:48 PM
Everytime I see these fucker's I pull out my Cockgun, pump the mother fucker till it's ready to shoot......... wait a little.......... wait a little bit longer.... I see the wasp and.................. BAM BAM BAAAAAAM shoot the mother fucker down with a full load out of my Cockgun.

I recommend everyone to buy one for daily use.

Gorilla Eg!
04-06-2010, 11:53 PM
wasp/ hornet spray ROCKS!