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StreetHazard
04-01-2010, 10:19 AM
I would like to thank all of the Christians, for your patience and thought provoking debates. I would like to thank you, for showing me the true path of spiritual knowledge...and finally helping me understand the true nature of forgiveness. You have saved my soul.

I take pride in the fact I have given my life over to the lord, my Christ, and are welcoming me into the fold of gods children called Christianity.

This Easter, I will be attending my 1st church service in over a decade, for my baptismal. I will finally be born again!

Halleluya!

Vteckidd
04-01-2010, 10:47 AM
april fools

geoff
04-01-2010, 11:42 AM
i only wish that were true

StreetHazard
04-01-2010, 12:01 PM
How dare you all doubt my faith

i'm appalled

i'm offended

My convictions will speak for themselves when I take the holy sacrament of the blood and body of Christ, Now what body part of Christ I will be taking is up to debate...I just hope it's not his lovebone.

Starrfire
04-01-2010, 01:34 PM
LOLOLOLOLOL

StreetHazard
04-07-2010, 11:52 AM
My idea of "help from above" is a sniper on the roof.