i have to pewp :(

[Jblizzard]

So.. i'm sitting here, taking this wonderful incoming call at work...

too bad she is the most computer illiterate person in the world. so, 45 mins later, i'm about to poop myself and it appears we have another 50 minutes to go at the rate we are at.

omg

/fml

[ilovemyhonda.]

bwahaha

*ma'am can I have you hold for about 20 minutes?*

[Okie_doke.]

Holy shit this is the funniest but worst scenario ever!!!

[JDMbabe]

^^^ thats what i was thinking lol

[Jblizzard]

FINALLY IM RELIEVED HOLYWTF I DESTROYED THE TOILET.

this was the absolute worst evening of work ever.

I was turtle neckin for like 45 mins

[Miss.Kayla]

FINALLY IM RELIEVED HOLYWTF I DESTROYED THE TOILET.

this was the absolute worst evening of work ever.

I was turtle neckin for like 45 mins
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


omg that made my day hahahaha

[Jblizzard]

oh you have no idea the pain I was in when I got to the toilet.

unfortunately..for the person in the stall next to me, I had to flush 3 times and manually spray the 'timed' air freshner hanging on the wall

[Miss.Kayla]

what did you eat??

[Jblizzard]

today I just had a meal replacement shake for breakfast and 10 nuggets at 3:00 for lunch from McDonalds... but yesterday I had a big fat juice philly cheesesteak and tons of fries..

I'm definitely lighter now

[EG_Ryder]

lol...where did you get said philly?

[Miss.Kayla]

today I just had a meal replacement shake for breakfast and 10 nuggets at 3:00 for lunch from McDonalds... but yesterday I had a big fat juice philly cheesesteak and tons of fries..

I'm definitely lighter now
those shakes could of done it bcus they are supposed to clean your system



lol...where did you get said philly?

read my mind lol

[Jblizzard]

those shakes could of done it bcus they are supposed to clean your system

I have been taken them for like 2 months now, so idk.. i guess tho..

I got this wonderfully delicious philly at a place called Nemos or Nemoes over here in Norcross by my work.

right there at Jaybird and 141 red light.

[Miss.Kayla]

hmmmm maybe it was the philly lol

[swimshark]

sounds sorta like the day after i had habanero hots at wild wing cafe. i had the guy in the stall next to me chuckling and asking me if i was ok from the noises that i was making.

[Jblizzard]

sounds sorta like the day after i had habanero hots at wild wing cafe. i had the guy in the stall next to me chuckling and asking me if i was ok from the noises that i was making.

aahahhah

the guy next me stood up and wiped his ass fast as possible.. and ran out. didn't even wash his hands... kinda gross actually.

now that I think about, i'm not even sure if he flushed.. he was just gone.

hurt so bad i almost start punching the stall lol

[jdm-civic]

^^lol

[SE-R_Li-Go]

haha i am so sorry but this thread is full of win in my opinion. it made lol lots

[swimshark]

yah what goes down that hot comes out just as hot. it was bad. thats hilarious the guy left like that.

i want to find the clip from robot chicken where rumpelstiltskin takes a dump and what happens there

[swimshark]

lol i found it! enjoy!
Robot Chicken Bathroom Clip (http://www.clipupload.com/clip/showphoto.php/photo/2249/si/Stink)

[Bacon]

I just scared my dispatcher from laughing so hard. +reps as soon as I can.

[swimshark]

haha what did they say?

[Bacon]

Trying to kick me out of the station at the moment. It's not working. :D

[swimshark]

share it with them and they will see whats so funny lulz

[Bacon]

This lady is like 70 years old dude with no sense of humor.




































I will let you know the outcome in a sec. :goodjob:

[Jblizzard]

i'll have to watch that vid when im not at work.

man i hope i dont ever have a day like yesterday again..

[Bacon]

Sounded kinda painful for a minute. Hope everything came out okay :goodjob: