IA RECORD BROKEN!!! 435+ PAGES & 30,000+ Views

[silver]

fuck me in the ass and call me sally.

I am goin to take a shower then headin to work.

Later bitches


Next...

[Rican219]

:blah:

[Tiff-O-Bitties]

here's another contribution!

[static]

Thats true. I heard the worst story on the 105.3 Da Buzz this morning. It was about this guy in London that got arrested because he said a dog raped him. A couple was driving by and stopped because they thought the guy was being attacked instead he was on all fours with his pants around his ankles and "the dog inspecting his colon." The guy was drunk and told the officers that the dog pulled his pants down then did him. I was like WTF Mate?!?

Some nasty shit that people do now-a-days.

Yeahhh. That's the BRITS for you.

[Rican219]

:crazy:

[silver]

We should hold a teaching class to learn the Jean Claude dance...

[Brett]

:blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah: :blah:

[5thgcelica]

IM BACK SUCKER!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Maybe she goes out with one on the yankees....

[Brett]

who?

[Mike Lowrey]

IM BACK SUCKER!!

Oh Shit!

[Brett]

Yeah C'Mon

[Mike Lowrey]

who?

What's you favorite little raskel.....alfalfa or spankie.....hehe....sinner. :D

[5thgcelica]

Yeah C'Mon


GIT ER DUN!!

[Mike Lowrey]

:lickpuss: Delegation! Yo!

[5thgcelica]

the git er dun delegation???

[Mike Lowrey]

:idb: Delegation!

[kelly marie]

wow this is a BIG smoothie.. now im eatin some cracka's too!!

[Mike Lowrey]

What you do?!

[5thgcelica]

wow this is a BIG smoothie.. now im eatin some cracka's too!!


why you eating white people?

[Mike Lowrey]

wow this is a BIG smoothie.. now im eatin some cracka's too!!

That sounds kind of.....dirty. :D .....I like it. :goodjob:

[kelly marie]

yea heather.. lol no saltines fools

[5thgcelica]

yea heather.. lol no saltines fools


oh..okay. just checkin.

[Mike Lowrey]

Hey. How are ya.

[kelly marie]

fabu!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Great!

[kelly marie]

:hump:

[Mike Lowrey]

Mmmm... :hump:



:lickpuss: :idb: :hump:

[Brett]

6 more pages and we are then 40 pages away!! WHOOO HOOOO

[silver]

Wow guys.... The intersection right outside of my work is a really bad intersection cause there is sooo much turning traffic but no red light... And I can't see the road but anytime there is an accident I hear it... I have'nt gone outside yet... But I think I just heard a really bad accident... You heard the crash and then the screeching tires and they screeched for like 5-10 seconds... I really hope everyone is ok...

It just sucks cuase I hear probably at least 5 accidents a week.. you think they would do something about that road by now

[Mike Lowrey]

6 more pages and we are then 40 pages away!! WHOOO HOOOO

400....here we come!...of course we will need 97 pages for that..

[AtifSajid]

fuk u brett..

[Mike Lowrey]

Hell yeah! Let's get some hostility up in here!

[5thgcelica]

fuk u brett..
i love you..



lol

[silver]

Guys.. I just told a sad story... and ya'll didnt even listen...

[Brett]

fuk u brett..

Listen here mother fucker!! Dont make me open up the civic door and drive over there ( Slow of course ) and beat your ass!!! :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Guys.. I just told a sad story... and ya'll didnt even listen...

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. :D

[Brett]

Guys.. I just told a sad story... and ya'll didnt even listen...

:blah: :blah: :lmfao:

[5thgcelica]

What? Sorry, I wasn't listening. :D


evil.

[Mike Lowrey]

Listen here mother fucker!! Dont make me open up the civic door and drive over there ( Slow of course ) and beat your ass!!! :lmfao:

:lmfao: :lmfao: A slow ass beating..... :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

evil.

Yes I am...... :D

[Brett]

No, he would have to wait while my slow ass car gets me there to beat his ass!!!

[silver]

:blah: :blah: :lmfao:


Keep that attitude up and I will never let Leisa look at my boobies!!!

[5thgcelica]

Keep that attitude up and I will never let Leisa look at my boobies!!!


i dont think you showing your boobs to leisa will effect brett. now if you showed them to him, it'd be a different story.

[Brett]

Keep that attitude up and I will never let Leisa look at my boobies!!!

I dont give a fuck!!! Not like I can see them :lmfao:

[AtifSajid]

fuk you brett..

[5thgcelica]

I dont give a fuck!!! Not like I can see them :lmfao:


I JUST SAID THAT> dammit. stop posting so quickly.

[Mike Lowrey]

No, he would have to wait while my slow ass car gets me there to beat his ass!!!

Yeah but since you drive a civic....you are used to being slow.......Dammit! It sounded good in my mind...lol :D

[5thgcelica]

fuk you brett..


I LOVE YOU ATIF!


lol.

[silver]

Nevermind.. stop being mean brett....

[Brett]

fuk you brett..



FUK U Atif

[Brett]

Nevermind.. stop being mean brett....

Okay...lol

[Mike Lowrey]

I dont give a fuck!!! Not like I can see them :lmfao:

Post pics! We need pics of Heather's boobies! :boobies:

[5thgcelica]

Nevermind.. stop being mean brett....


maybe if you show me your boobs he will........

[Mike Lowrey]

All this love and hate....I am confused..... :confused:

[Brett]

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[Mike Lowrey]

BOOBIES.....need to see boobies!

[5thgcelica]

yes i moved up a spot!

[Mike Lowrey]

yes i moved up a spot!


Me too! Woohoo!

[kelly marie]

hey everyone!!!!!...

[Mike Lowrey]

Woohoo! 800 posts!

[5thgcelica]

now i just gotta break that top 5
and i could if it wasnt for this stupid 30 second rule! AUGH

[5thgcelica]

Woohoo! 800 posts!


newb! n00b!

[5thgcelica]

i wonder if...

[Brett]

Top 10 Posters of this thread when we hit our goal will get +500 rep points

[5thgcelica]

dammit...nope

[5thgcelica]

MUST STAY TOP 10!!!!

[5thgcelica]

brett you're 3 away from hitting 32k

[silver]

There is a shitload of ish that you can buy for golf clubs.... lol... any one else play golf?

[5thgcelica]

ish? a shit load of ish..

whats ish?

[Mike Lowrey]

newb! n00b!

Yeah I know. What can i do.

[Rican219]

:jerkit:

[kelly marie]

ish is shit.. but a nice way to say it..

[Mike Lowrey]

Top 10 Posters of this thread when we hit our goal will get +500 rep points

Woohoo!

[silver]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.

[5thgcelica]

ish is shit.. but a nice way to say it..



oh..okay.

[Mike Lowrey]

Need more posts!

[silver]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

[5thgcelica]

When you're riding in a time machine way far into the future, don't stick your elbow out the window, or it'll turn into a fossil.


good tip, ill have to remember that one.

[Mike Lowrey]

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

:lmfao:

[5thgcelica]

DIE 30 SECOND RULE!

[silver]

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw fuck you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

[Mike Lowrey]

30 second rule ownes me!

[silver]

Why do people in ship mutinies always ask for "better treatment"? I'd ask for a pinball machine, because with all that rocking back and forth you'd probably be able to get a lot of free games.

[5thgcelica]

so andysautosport is retarded. i orderd my hood and hood pins..
got my hood pins one day....got the hood the next... 3 days later i got another set of pins.... now a week later i got another set of pins :confused: :confused:

[5thgcelica]

30 second rule ownes me!

no freakin joke.

[Mike Lowrey]

...........

[SOHC MONSTER]

post!

[silver]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.

[5thgcelica]

If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.


so where are you getting this random shit that no ones probably reading? lol.

[Mike Lowrey]

:2up: 30 second rule!

[SOHC MONSTER]

so andysautosport is retarded. i orderd my hood and hood pins..
got my hood pins one day....got the hood the next... 3 days later i got another set of pins.... now a week later i got another set of pins :confused: :confused:
did you send the extras back??

[silver]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.

[5thgcelica]

did you send the extras back??


not yet..i tried calling them. to see what they wanted me to do.

[Mike Lowrey]

Are we there yet?

[SOHC MONSTER]

I hope if dogs ever take over the world, and they chose a king, they don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with some good ideas.
wtf??

[silver]

so where are you getting this random shit that no ones probably reading? lol.

It's a secret... lol

[Mike Lowrey]

I need a beer......mmmmmm beeeer.

[silver]

Hey RICH... I don't know what this meant.. but it talks about BOB, lol..................


I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

[SOHC MONSTER]

some crown and coke would be nice about now

[silver]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"

[Mike Lowrey]

It's a secret... lol

Ooooo secrets...What is it?

[5thgcelica]

i need food.

[SOHC MONSTER]

I bet the main reason the police keep people away from a plane crash is they don't want anybody walking in and lying down in the crash stuff, then, when somebody comes up, act like they just woke up and go, "What was THAT?!"
:lmfao:

[silver]

I bet one legend that keeps recurring throughout history, in every culture, is the story of Popeye.

[Rican219]

:idb:

[5thgcelica]

Ooooo secrets...What is it?


shes pulling them out of your butt.

[SOHC MONSTER]

almost to page 308!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Hey RICH... I don't know what this meant.. but it talks about BOB, lol..................


I guess we were all guilty, in a way. We all shot him, we all skinned him, and we all got a complimentary bumper sticker that said, "I helped skin Bob."

Noooooooo! Not Bob! :lmfao: :lmfao:

[silver]

When you go in for a job interview, I think a good thing to ask is if they ever press charges.

[SOHC MONSTER]

yay!! 308

[Mike Lowrey]

Tequilla shots!

[silver]

Better not take a dog on the space shuttle, because if he sticks his head out when you're coming home his face might burn up.

[SOHC MONSTER]

mmmm.... tequilla

[silver]

If you're a horse, and someone gets on you, and falls off, and then gets right back on you, I think you should buck him off right away.

[5thgcelica]

video games are good foryou!

[Mike Lowrey]

Man, I need a drink Soooooooo bad!

[silver]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

[Mike Lowrey]

:cool:

[5thgcelica]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.


wtf honestly.

[SOHC MONSTER]

i think we all could use a drink about now

[Mike Lowrey]

If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.

OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation.... :D

[silver]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

[Rican219]

wtf honestly.
For real?

[Mike Lowrey]

Is it Friday yet?!

[SOHC MONSTER]

:lmfao:
OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation.... :D

[Rican219]

Contrary to what most people say, the most dangerous animal in the world is not the lion or the tiger or even the elephant. It's a shark riding on an elephant's back, just trampling and eating everything they see.

Crack kills yo

[silver]

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

[Mike Lowrey]

:doh:

[SOHC MONSTER]

everytime i see that sig rican, i bust out laughing

[5thgcelica]

Is it Friday yet?!


i wish! cause then it'd be pay day!!

[silver]

OK...I am getting a little worried....I think those boots cut off the blood circulation.... :D


Post count.. post count.. thats all...

[Mike Lowrey]

If you're a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it's real embarrassing if someone tries to kill you.

I really wouldn't be worried about the embarrasment.....

[silver]

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

[5thgcelica]

i get to go to class soon! WOOHOO

[silver]

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

[Mike Lowrey]

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

You need help....no seriously..... :D

[Mike Lowrey]

?.....

[silver]

If you're robbing a bank and you're pants fall down, I think it's okay to laugh and to let the hostages laugh too, because, come on, life is funny.

[5thgcelica]

its cuddling weather!

[Mike Lowrey]

Hi, my name is Stan. I am insane.

[Brett]

Less then 40 to go!!

[silver]

I can't stand cheap people. It makes me real mad when someone says something like, "Hey, when are you going to pay me that $100 you owe me?" or "Do you have that $50 you borrowed?" Man, quit being so cheap!

[SOHC MONSTER]

where do you get this stuff silver??

[Mike Lowrey]

Brothers don't shake hands, brothers gotta hug!

[Mike Lowrey]

:rant:

[5thgcelica]

*burp*

[Mike Lowrey]

:)

[silver]

I hope life isn't a big joke, because I don't get it.

[Mike Lowrey]

How many pages do we have left?

[silver]

where do you get this stuff silver??
It's a secret I tell ya.. lol

[SOHC MONSTER]

post some more pics slorsx!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Hi, my name is Bob. I am more insane than Stan. :crazy:

[Mike Lowrey]

It's a secret I tell ya.. lol

Dammit! I want to know these secrets!

[SOHC MONSTER]

damn thismakes time go by so fast

[silver]

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?

[SOHC MONSTER]

Dammit! I want to know these secrets!
i concur

[Mike Lowrey]

:lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss: :lickpuss:

[5thgcelica]

ITS PAGE 311. 311 is gooood.

[SOHC MONSTER]

The next time I have meat and mashed potatoes, I think I'll put a very large blob of potatoes on my plate with just a little piece of meat. And if someone asks me why I didn't get more meat, I'll just say, "Oh, you mean this?" and pull out a big piece of meat from inside the blob of potatoes, where I've hidden it. Good magic trick, huh?
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[PhatbacK]

damn i gotta start gettin back on IA more. i miss everything..geeez

[Mike Lowrey]

But you need the 411 for the 311.....

[5thgcelica]

:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:


well atleast someone is reading them.

[silver]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.

[SOHC MONSTER]

damn the 30 second rule!!!

[5thgcelica]

damn the 30 second rule!!!
amen brother..amen

[Mike Lowrey]

$5 dolla to make Kelly holla!

[silver]

It's just this website... I am posting everything on it.. so jsut read them... its funny, lol.. well some of them...

[SOHC MONSTER]

do some strange for some change

[Mike Lowrey]

:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:
:idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb: :idb:

[silver]

I think a good product would be "Baby Duck Hat". It's a fake baby duck, which you strap on top of your head. Then you go swimming underwater until you find a mommy duck and her babies, and you join them. Then, all of a sudden, you stand up out of the water and roar like Godzilla. Man, those ducks really take off! Also, Baby Duck Hat is good for parties.


This one atually made me chuckle though, lol

[5thgcelica]

thats a lot of humping

[Ex_Vtec_Girl]

interesting!

[SOHC MONSTER]

It's just this website... I am posting everything on it.. so jsut read them... its funny, lol.. well some of them...
most of them i get but some are just to damn weird

[SOHC MONSTER]

post poeple!!!

[5thgcelica]

interesting!
BOOBIES!

[silver]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.

[Rican219]

Damn your whoring it up I likey

[SOHC MONSTER]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
:confused: :confused: :confused:

[silver]

Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, "Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know." He stared telling hes story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: "This story isn't too long." But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, "Uh-oh, this story is getting long." But then the story was over, and I said to myself: "You know, that story wasn't too long after all." I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though.

[Rican219]

If I ever opened a trampoline store, I don't think I'd call it Trampo-Land, because you might think it was a store for tramps, which is not the inpression we are trying to convey with our store. On the other hand, we would not prohibit tramps from browsing, or testing the trampolines, unless a tramp's gyrations seemed to be getting out of control.
:confused:

[Mike Lowrey]

:D

[5thgcelica]

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!

[silver]

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.

[Rican219]

i wanna know how shes posting so fast i get owned by the 30 second rule

ITS NOT FAIR!
That rule kills me

[silver]

I wouldn't be surprised if someday some fishermen caught a big shark and cut it open, and there inside was a whole person. Then they cut the person open, and in him is a little baby shark. And in the baby shark there isn't a person, because it would be too small. But there's a little doll or something, like a Johnny Combat little toy guy---something like that.

[Mike Lowrey]

I'm hungry!

[5thgcelica]

That rule kills me
yeah me too. beyond owns.

[Rican219]

I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to where there was going to be an eclipse and tell the cave men, "If I have come to destroy you, may the sun be blotted out from the sky." Just then the eclipse would start, and they'd probably try to kill you or something, but then you could explain about the rotation of the moon and all, and everyone would get a good laugh.
:doh:

[Mike Lowrey]

mothabitch! fukin 30 second rule!

[silver]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too

[Mike Lowrey]

No!

[silver]

If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

[SOHC MONSTER]

rich, you going to eat first or drink first or both?

[Rican219]

:piss:30 sec rule

[Mike Lowrey]

Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 30 seconds.

Oh don't worry .. I get the 30 second rule too

HAHA!

[Mike Lowrey]

OMG! :eek: :lmfao:

[silver]

I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with

[5thgcelica]

:piss:30 sec rule
:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:

[SOHC MONSTER]

:piss:30 sec rule
i agree :lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

OK Brett! How many more pages!

[Mike Lowrey]

:piss:30 sec rule

:lmfao: :lmfao:

[Mike Lowrey]

Shut up Bob!

[Rican219]

I tell it like it is LMAO

[5thgcelica]

OK Brett! How many more pages!
subtract 314 from 350.

[SOHC MONSTER]

315 !!!!

[Mike Lowrey]

Fuk you Stan!

[silver]

Too bad Lassie didn't know how to ice skate, because then if she was in Holland on vacation in winter and someone said "Lassie, go skate for help," she could do it.

[5thgcelica]

315 !!!!

nope. denied.

[Mike Lowrey]

subtract 314 from 350.

:2up:

[silver]

If you're ever shipwrecked on a tropical island and you don't know how to speak the natives' language, just say "Poppy-oomy." I bet it means something.

[silver]

One thing vampire children are taught is, never run with a wooden stake.

[Mike Lowrey]

huh?

[5thgcelica]

:2up:
:jerkit:

[silver]

If you work on a lobster boat, sneaking up behind people and pinching them is probably a joke that gets old real fast.

[Mike Lowrey]

WTF?!

[Rican219]

Whores

[Mike Lowrey]

:jerkit:

:lmfao:

[silver]

When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.

[SOHC MONSTER]

c'mon 316!!!

[Rican219]

:2cents:

[Mike Lowrey]

Whores

You rang? :D

[silver]

Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants.

[SOHC MONSTER]

1 more hour then i get to go home and move to my new house in the damn cold

[5thgcelica]

its almost time for me to leave!

[Mike Lowrey]

:blah:

[Rican219]

:blah: :blah:

[Mike Lowrey]

its almost time for me to leave!

Woohoo!.....


j/k :D

[5thgcelica]

Woohoo!.....


j/k :D



ass. :rolleyes:

[Mike Lowrey]

:blah: :blah: :blah:

[silver]

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.

[5thgcelica]

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
:lmao: :lmao:

[SOHC MONSTER]

i love cold weather, just hate to be in it..lol

[silver]

Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.

[Mike Lowrey]

Almost 5:00 !

[5thgcelica]

Almost 5:00 !
yup. and then i leave!

[SOHC MONSTER]

Probably the saddest thing you'll ever see is a mosquito sucking on a mummy. Forget it, little friend.
:lmfao: :lmfao: i like that one

[silver]

To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" you can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."

[Mike Lowrey]

4:56

[Brett]

1 more page and we have 30 left!! WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!

[Rican219]

Damn these pages are flying by :goodjob:

[SOHC MONSTER]

why cant i leave at 5 ...damn 6 o'clock and this 30 sec rule. lol

[5thgcelica]

1 more page and we have 30 left!! WE ARE SO FUCKING CLOSE!!!


one more and you'll have 32k!!!

[Rican219]

We R doing the damn thing

[Mike Lowrey]

30 second rule owns joo!

[Rican219]

Now that is alot

[5thgcelica]

We R doing the damn thing
gittin it dun!

[silver]

If you're a cowboy, and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading a magazine.

[5thgcelica]

30 second rule owns joo!


nope. just you. lol

[SOHC MONSTER]

:blah: :blah: