View Full Version : THIS is an actual quote from a member on here...
quickdodge®
03-24-2010, 09:53 AM
I saw it but it didn't register at first until someone else quoted him. I thought it was an edited quote until I read back and, sure as shit, it was legit. How the hail does someone post this? And this certainly isn't a typo as there are no misspelled words or anything and you just can't fuck this statement up.
So. Without further ado, I present you with IA's most disturbing quote of the (at least) the year:
It's clean like your dick after I polish it with my mouth. E36's never really jump at me or anything but yours is a clean example and I like it. I think you should get a LTW wing for it, or three stacked on one another, wide BBS wheels, and one of my BMWLOL stickers. Come to the next meat I want to see it in person. I aint been seein it yet.
When you see it...
Dude. There is no reason to even come in here and try to defend yourself. This is straight legit and you never addressed this as a joke.
Looks like 100% homo.
Later, QD.
Nerdsrock22
03-24-2010, 09:56 AM
Richard Simmons himself is offended by this.
oneSLOWex
03-24-2010, 09:57 AM
WOW....i dont even know what to say. Ole simon is a rod polisher? HAHAHAH
youngmill
03-24-2010, 09:59 AM
HAHAHAHA THATS MADE HOMO FOR REAL...IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DONT WANNA SEEE THE CAR, HE WANTS TO SLOB ON HIS KNOB...DAMN UNLESS HE IS AH SHE THING...TALKING LIKE THAT...
Captain-Obvious™
03-24-2010, 10:00 AM
:lmao:
This is funny.
bonezMTA
03-24-2010, 10:04 AM
fuckin faggot....
oneSLOWex
03-24-2010, 10:05 AM
HAHAHAHA THATS MADE HOMO FOR REAL...IT SOUNDS LIKE HE DONT WANNA SEEE THE CAR, HE WANTS TO SLOB ON HIS KNOB...DAMN UNLESS HE IS AH SHE THING...TALKING LIKE THAT...
STOP YELLING!
swimshark
03-24-2010, 10:17 AM
? WTF is with all this faggotry. Simon just come out of the closet already.
I spent a lot of time and money to get my dick and balls tucked and shaved too but you don't see me flaunting that around like it's worth looking at.
Yeah I guess you're too small because remember I'm shaved and tucked? No rubber for me. Unless it's going in me or it's big round and shaped like a cock. Sometimes with little stubbles on it.
If our cocks had tires, mine would be 165/35R3 and yours would be 315/75ZR10
I defiantly have a 59/80R63.
Why are you opposed to having 59/80R63s?
Why are you opposed to having my shaved and tucked taint in your face? It doesn't smell bad. The red will go away.
youngmill
03-24-2010, 10:23 AM
i was not yelling. i hit the caps button my bad. this is gay
Jblizzard
03-24-2010, 10:36 AM
:smackass::smackass::smackass::smackass:
oneSLOWex
03-24-2010, 10:37 AM
i was not yelling. i hit the caps button my bad. this is gay
LOL Agreed.
Catnip
03-24-2010, 10:38 AM
LMAO. No homo
xxbckiexx
03-24-2010, 10:43 AM
Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.
You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
ilovemyhonda.
03-24-2010, 10:45 AM
110% homo! QD did you feel at all gay posting this up?
Nerdsrock22
03-24-2010, 10:48 AM
Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.
You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.
ilovemyhonda.
03-24-2010, 10:50 AM
Reading that actually made me feel physically gross.
I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...
djpikachu1
03-24-2010, 10:55 AM
Stop watching Sexdrive! Copycat
Simon you are the expert, a cock expert, a cockspert. Hey, what do you like better the shaft or the balls?
You like em both don't you?? It's like, sometimes Tuesday you want the big, old, shiny-ass cock.
Wednesdays and Thursdays you're onto the balls.
You can't choose can you?
That's a tough one. You love it. You're obsessed with it.
You know Simon.. making comments like that is how people wind up gettin gay.
BluesClues
03-24-2010, 11:32 AM
Ewwwwwww. Just straight nasty in here!
Boosted FC
03-24-2010, 11:43 AM
Damn......:lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
hadouken
03-24-2010, 12:10 PM
Ewwwwwww. Just straight nasty in here!
nothing is "straight" in this thread
lol
ilovemyhonda.
03-24-2010, 12:19 PM
nothing is "straight" in this thread
lol
LLLLLMMMMMMAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Elbow
03-24-2010, 12:30 PM
It's true, this is 100% unedited, in fact, one member already noticed how many extremely homosexual comments I made today alone. LOLOLOLOL
Gorilla Eg!
03-24-2010, 12:36 PM
STOP YELLING!
WHAT???? I CANT HEAR JOO!!!!
CeOTiO8
03-24-2010, 12:39 PM
It's true, this is 100% unedited, in fact, one member already noticed how many extremely homosexual comments I made today alone. LOLOLOLOL
THIS GUY..... Is funny.... and :gay:
Elbow
03-24-2010, 01:03 PM
It's not gay if the lights are off.
Confuc1ous
03-24-2010, 01:05 PM
lol
oneSLOWex
03-24-2010, 01:05 PM
It's not gay if the lights are off.
http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww130/unfringed/balls-they-are-touching.jpg
DriVaH
03-24-2010, 01:08 PM
lofuckingl
e30pwr
03-24-2010, 03:16 PM
what. the. fuck.
MR2DR
03-24-2010, 03:40 PM
LOL at DICtion used:
"...come to the next meat, I want to see it in person..."
FlipKing
03-24-2010, 03:43 PM
I thought it was funny. However, he should have asked if the tip tickles his throat...
Does it tickle yours?lol
Elbow
03-24-2010, 03:43 PM
LOL at DICtion used:
"...come to the next meat, I want to see it in person..."
LOL...real talk though we've always called Athens meets MEATS.
OLD pic:
http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/Athens%20Meat/AthensMeat020.jpg
punkr6
03-24-2010, 03:53 PM
this is nothing new , or even surprising for Simon. Dude loves the cock, point blank...
driftyboy
03-24-2010, 06:12 PM
LOL WUT. IA full of homo-phobes? Who the shit cares if he's joking or not. Dude's funny as fuck, taking it up the ass or not.
I enjoy the occasional cock in my mouth.... It's all good. If you only do it on the weekends, then you're not homo. Just experimental.
Echonova
03-24-2010, 06:31 PM
I enjoy the occasional cock in my mouth.... It's all good. If you only do it on the weekends, then you're not homo. Just experimental.
There is no such thing as being a bi-sexual... You just haven't decided yet.
Z0_o6
03-24-2010, 06:55 PM
Was there ever any questioning Simon's homosexuality? I've never seen a post from him to suggest that he is anything less than a completely gay person.
youngmill
03-24-2010, 07:28 PM
Hahaha, simon dont give ah fuck. He's still gonna be tea baging on IA no matter what, I've seen his post. HE'S GAY from what I believe.
youngmill
03-24-2010, 07:32 PM
http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww130/unfringed/balls-they-are-touching.jpg
LOL at this pic..........funny as shit
Echonova
03-24-2010, 07:36 PM
He's still gonna be tea baging on IA no matter what, I've seen his post.You've seen his WHAT???:ky:
blaknoize
03-24-2010, 07:57 PM
LOL this whole fukin thread :lmao:
CaTcH22
03-24-2010, 08:03 PM
Here's one......
I drink all the cum around, faggot.
oneSLOWex
03-24-2010, 08:49 PM
You've seen his WHAT???:ky:
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Hahaha, simon dont give ah fuck. He's still gonna be tea baging on IA no matter what, I've seen his pole. HE'S GAY from what I believe.
lol
Mantooth
03-25-2010, 12:08 AM
So QD, you're not cumming to the meat?:thinking:
DVSRX-7
03-25-2010, 12:11 AM
So QD, you're not cumming to the meat?:thinking:
Not even a quickie in the Dodge?
Gorilla Eg!
03-25-2010, 12:12 AM
http://i712.photobucket.com/albums/ww130/unfringed/balls-they-are-touching.jpg
EPIC-NESS.....nothing else needs be said
DVSRX-7
03-25-2010, 12:16 AM
Simon you now have a shirt made just for you, you can thank all of IA for them. :goodjob:
Elbow
03-25-2010, 05:42 AM
THAT ITH THO THICK! YETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
oneSLOWex
03-25-2010, 09:33 AM
THAT ITH THO THICK! YETHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
an e-lisp......LMFAO
cactusEG
03-25-2010, 11:26 AM
I knew he was fucking gay !
that just proved me right !
Double_0_Rusty
03-25-2010, 11:36 AM
THIMON IS THUPER...LEATH HIM ALONE! HIGH FIVES BRO.
Where is Coolcat, when you need him?
marcos713
03-25-2010, 11:49 AM
lol wow homooo.... :lmfao::lmfao:
blaknoize
03-25-2010, 05:19 PM
lol, yea coolcat woulda ran with this :lmao:
Elbow
03-25-2010, 05:26 PM
lol, yea coolcat woulda ran with this :lmao:
Coolcat and I go way back. He's a real Athens OG even though he's a baby.
Elbow
03-25-2010, 05:28 PM
I knew he was fucking gay !
that just proved me right !
LMFAO Funny thing is I always thought the same about you!
Slow Motion
03-25-2010, 10:03 PM
This thread is hilarious.
lol, typical.. You should see what simon and I say to each other..
Srly, this is half as gay as the shit I say with my friends..
Simon: You, your gf (or should I say "cover-up gf"), my gf, and I should get some shokitini (sp) again soon!!
PS: Thanks for your dick last night <3
ilbcnu123
03-26-2010, 12:56 AM
lol, typical.. You should see what simon and I say to each other..
Srly, this is half as gay as the shit I say with my friends..
Simon: You, your gf (or should I say "cover-up gf"), my gf, and I should get some shokitini (sp) again soon!!
PS: Thanks for your dick last night <3
you and simon take the faggotry elsewhere
Elbow
03-26-2010, 06:34 AM
lol, typical.. You should see what simon and I say to each other..
Srly, this is half as gay as the shit I say with my friends..
Simon: You, your gf (or should I say "cover-up gf"), my gf, and I should get some shokitini (sp) again soon!!
PS: Thanks for your dick last night <3
No, THANK YOU. I won't lie, your cock is BY FAR the best that's ever penetrated these chocolate stained walls. I'm sorry I forgot to shave, I just hope you don't have carpet burn! tee hee.
I agree, Shokitini, asap, I am craving teh raw fishies.
No, THANK YOU. I won't lie, your cock is BY FAR the best that's ever penetrated these chocolate stained walls. I'm sorry I forgot to shave, I just hope you don't have carpet burn! tee hee.
I agree, Shokitini, asap, I am craving teh raw fishies.
Dear Jesus, I am deleting you from my facebook.
Elbow
03-26-2010, 09:41 AM
Dear Jesus, I am deleting you from my facebook.
Doesn't mean you will delete me from bed.
Doesn't mean you will delete me from bed.
Ugh... *leaves*
blaknoize
03-26-2010, 03:40 PM
Simon u must have alotta ass
Double_0_Rusty
03-26-2010, 03:41 PM
No, THANK YOU. I won't lie, your cock is BY FAR the best that's ever penetrated these chocolate stained walls. I'm sorry I forgot to shave, I just hope you don't have carpet burn! tee hee.
I agree, Shokitini, asap, I am craving teh raw fishies.
Where ith my invite guys. Im hurt, like really bad. Jerks
Elbow
03-26-2010, 03:42 PM
Simon u must have alotta ass
Eh, it's a decent size, I can easily eat a thong with it.
DVSRX-7
03-26-2010, 05:19 PM
I MITH YOU.
BigDick lives in GA.
Queer talk.
Elbow
03-26-2010, 05:23 PM
Queer talk.
Don't hate what you can't have.
DVSRX-7
03-26-2010, 05:43 PM
Don't hate what you can't have.
I LOL
Why are you starting to sound like 1990Wade and JDMCivic?
Elbow
03-26-2010, 09:02 PM
I LOL
Why are you starting to sound like 1990Wade and JDMCivic?
Why are you starting to sound like a homophobe?
1SICKLEX
03-26-2010, 09:02 PM
I saw it but it didn't register at first until someone else quoted him. I thought it was an edited quote until I read back and, sure as shit, it was legit. How the hail does someone post this? And this certainly isn't a typo as there are no misspelled words or anything and you just can't fuck this statement up.
So. Without further ado, I present you with IA's most disturbing quote of the (at least) the year:
When you see it...
Dude. There is no reason to even come in here and try to defend yourself. This is straight legit and you never addressed this as a joke.
Looks like 100% homo.
Later, QD.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/Voltage/owned_asian_baby.jpg
blaknoize
03-26-2010, 09:44 PM
^hella flush?
*unsubscribes*
fucking queers.
Echonova
03-26-2010, 11:28 PM
*unsubscribes*
fucking queers.Reps (without pictures until Paul fixes the damn thing).
scooby_snack
03-26-2010, 11:48 PM
Ha! He did do a good job polishing too!
Echonova, I've seen your sig with the midget a whole bunch, what movie is it from?
Got Milk?
03-27-2010, 12:26 AM
And this is the mother fucker that tries to act hard on forums. Just another example of a e-thug, faggot.
Elbow
03-27-2010, 06:41 AM
And this is the mother fucker that tries to act hard on forums. Just another example of a e-thug, faggot.
It's hard to ACT hard when I AM hard, what can I say, some of you make my snake stand up. Not you though, you're just a shitty ass faggot with a car mommy went into debt to buy you.
I don't get some of you, this thread was a joke, how is it owning someone or showing someones real colors when I POSTED ALL OF THIS IN THE OPEN ON HERE? It would be different if it were serious PMs with gay shit or FB posts. lol Some of you may never make it in this world.
BABY J
03-27-2010, 09:35 AM
I actually would have been suprised until I realized who said it - I don't even argue with this guy anymore. I've accepted the fact that he has risen to the pinnacle of mediocracy in his life, and that's as fart as he will go. *shrugs*
Elbow
03-27-2010, 09:46 AM
Awww captain save a hoe in the thread guys!
jfman
03-27-2010, 03:24 PM
Homophobia is gay
claybird
03-27-2010, 04:17 PM
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much cock talk in here. QD really brung down the house this time!
Elbow
03-27-2010, 04:32 PM
WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to much cock talk in here. QD really brung down the house this time!
You can't deny that we had sexual relations in the butt. You sucked my cock and fondled by ass hole as I fisted your ass.
claybird
03-28-2010, 01:35 AM
You can't deny that we had sexual relations in the butt. You sucked my cock and fondled my ass hole as I fisted your ass.
http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af297/pinoybigblogger/funny-cool-stuff/gay-test.jpg
1990wade
03-28-2010, 01:42 AM
^^thats pretty funny
Elbow
03-28-2010, 08:40 AM
I noticed the cat, the way those horny cock begging eyes looked at me just made my inner ball sack tingle in anticipation.
*here kitty kitty!*
LOL
Got Milk?
03-28-2010, 09:44 AM
It's hard to ACT hard when I AM hard, what can I say, some of you make my snake stand up. Not you though, you're just a shitty ass faggot with a car mommy went into debt to buy you.
I don't get some of you, this thread was a joke, how is it owning someone or showing someones real colors when I POSTED ALL OF THIS IN THE OPEN ON HERE? It would be different if it were serious PMs with gay shit or FB posts. lol Some of you may never make it in this world.
hahhaa, my mom bought my car? Please don't go into that topic again, cus I have proof I paid it my self. and eyezick member on here can tell you that too.
And stop trying to defend your self for what you do. You love the cock in your mouth, so just deal with it.
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