View Full Version : BEST pickup line evar!!!
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2005, 01:52 PM
Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!
:lmfao:
drupason
11-02-2005, 01:53 PM
did it work for you? :idb:
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2005, 01:55 PM
you should know..
ahmonrah
11-02-2005, 01:55 PM
ouch .....yayyyy!!!! my 2,000th post !!!
Jimmy B
11-02-2005, 01:56 PM
i used that once..
yes, it did..
j/k..
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2005, 01:56 PM
wow :idb:
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-02-2005, 01:57 PM
i used that once..
yes, it did..
j/k..
hahaha.. goo jimmy b! I've never really used it on anyone, but had it used on me, it starts the beginning of a funny night though.. if you have a sense of humor of course
HEATON
11-02-2005, 03:16 PM
OLD!! Actually there are a few GUARENTEEd ones to work.
1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
2. Hey Bitch!! (raise pistol) get in the car!!!
Boosted S60R
11-02-2005, 04:18 PM
Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!
:lmfao: :hump:
1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Hahahahahaha! I'll have to use that.
boosted1jz
11-02-2005, 04:58 PM
OLD!! Actually there are a few GUARENTEEd ones to work.
1. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
2. Hey Bitch!! (raise pistol) get in the car!!!
reminds me of this picture hahahah
imbosile
11-02-2005, 05:00 PM
^^^^ ahahahaha
BTLFED
11-02-2005, 05:01 PM
Nice Shoes, wanna fuck?!
:lmfao:
Oldest pickup line evar.
How about....
"Have you been to McDonalds lately, because you are the happiest meal I've seen all day."
The Yousef
11-02-2005, 05:01 PM
reminds me of this picture hahahah
:lmfao:
Boosted S60R
11-02-2005, 05:06 PM
Oldest pickup line evar.
How about....
"Have you been to McDonalds lately, because you are the happiest meal I've seen all day."oh my gay
99ITRGIRL
11-02-2005, 05:08 PM
I've heard that one before! Works every time too!!
yeeeaaaa...........
BTLFED
11-02-2005, 05:11 PM
oh my gay
I never said it was a good pickup line. It is about the same.
You can always buy her a Roofie-colata.
Boosted S60R
11-02-2005, 05:11 PM
I've heard that one before! Works every time too!!
yeeeaaaa...........wow :bigok:
Boosted S60R
11-02-2005, 05:12 PM
I never said it was a good pickup line. It is about the same.
You can always buy her a Roofie-colata.oh wow :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao: :lmfao:
aaronfelipe
11-12-2005, 11:33 AM
Nice Pick up line
SixSquared
11-12-2005, 12:29 PM
nice shoes, wanna fuck..... I've known that one, since I was like 16, and have actually successfully used it... great fun. I loooove bad pickup lines.
"Yo baby, I already know that fries come with that shake, so how about you come get with this Super Size?"
"Someone call the cops.. you stole my heart!"
"Hey Angel, did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
"If you were a booger, I would pick you first"
"Damn baby look at you with all those curves, and me with no brakes"
"Is there a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself in 'em"
"You know, they say that if your breasts are fake they stay up without a bra on. Can I test that theory?"
"Sex should be like a Honda... slow, obscene, and loud enough to wake the neighborhood... Well whaddya know. I have a honda."
That's all I can think of right now... I've got a ton of them if you really want more. :D
fawk_you
11-12-2005, 01:58 PM
Personally I like, Ill show you my ass- if you let me touch you where you pee. (only works girl to girl though.) ;)
BABY J
12-16-2006, 04:37 PM
BABYJ: "I think I could fall madly in bed with you."
BABY J
12-16-2006, 04:39 PM
BABY J: "So, do you know any good pick-up lines?"
or...
BABY J: Can I get your number?
LeAnne: I have a boyfriend fuckface.
BABY J: NO NO, I want your number not his.
DIABEETUS
12-16-2006, 04:46 PM
'i've locked all the doors and there's no way out'
'want some candy'
you must be from heaven 'cause i have an erection
does this rag smell like chloroform?
these have proven beneficial time after time.
IntegraXTR
12-16-2006, 04:49 PM
"You know, they say that if your breasts are fake they stay up without a bra on. Can I test that theory?"
nicee
BABY J
01-10-2007, 09:42 AM
** redneck lines **
*I reckon you just farted, cuz you blew me away.
*Are yer parents fuckin' retarded, 'cause you sure is special.
* My Love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
* Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.
* If you an' me were squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
* You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.
* Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
* I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
* Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
* If you're gonna regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.
* Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up.
HeLLo iM iZzY
01-10-2007, 09:46 AM
Another thread back from the dead.
"Your grades are starting to slip. Want to look into some extra credit?"
HeLLo iM iZzY
01-10-2007, 09:57 AM
The infamous.
You must be tired, cause you been running thru my mind.
BABY J
01-10-2007, 10:03 AM
Phuck it. I am gonna start making up some.
CHICK: Can u buy me a drink?
BABY J: Sure, what will u have?
** finishes drink **
BABY J: Wanna come over after the club?
CHICK: I am sorry, I have a BF?
BABY J: That's AWESOME, it's hard to find good people. Congrats on that. :goodjob: is that him in the red shirt?
CHICK: Yeah.
BABY J: Be right back...
** taps him on the shoulder **
BABY J: You owe me 8$ b1tch!!!
** knocks him out, takes a $10 outta his wallet **
** turns to chick **
BABY J: last chance, u wanna go home w/ me?
CHICK: OMG!!! No way jerk.
BABY J: Just checking. Bye b1tch.
Sol-Badguy
01-10-2007, 11:57 AM
Phuck it. I am gonna start making up some.
CHICK: Can u buy me a drink?
BABY J: Sure, what will u have?
** finishes drink **
BABY J: Wanna come over after the club?
CHICK: I am sorry, I have a BF?
BABY J: That's AWESOME, it's hard to find good people. Congrats on that. :goodjob: is that him in the red shirt?
CHICK: Yeah.
BABY J: Be right back...
** taps him on the shoulder **
BABY J: You owe me 8$ b1tch!!!
** knocks him out, takes a $10 outta his wallet **
** turns to chick **
BABY J: last chance, u wanna go home w/ me?
CHICK: OMG!!! No way jerk.
BABY J: Just checking. Bye b1tch.
..?:screwy:
81911SC
01-10-2007, 12:04 PM
how do u like ur eggs????????/
how bout fertilized?
Jecht
01-10-2007, 12:05 PM
..?:screwy:
Indeed.
2.0civic
01-10-2007, 12:10 PM
how do u like ur eggs????????/
how bout fertilized?
lol the whole point of a line is for the one nighter, hence, you dont want to feritlize anything lol
81911SC
01-10-2007, 12:20 PM
lol the whole point of a line is for the one nighter, hence, you dont want to feritlize anything lol
IT WORKED ON MY WAITRESS AT WAFFLE HOUSE:2up: lol
BABY J
01-10-2007, 12:30 PM
BABYJ: Hi I'm black.
** gets head **
nightracer
01-10-2007, 12:33 PM
lamest shit evaaaaarr.. but funny :lmfao:
HEATON
01-10-2007, 06:49 PM
IT WORKED ON MY WAITRESS AT WAFFLE HOUSE:2up: lol
Looks like you got lucky then..
A. Got laid
B.. You actually found a Waffle House waitress worth sleeping with..
Maniaç
01-10-2007, 06:52 PM
talk about old
HEATON
01-10-2007, 06:53 PM
does this rag smell like chloroform?
Repost.. In same Post.. But its all good you got the HOFF as ya avatar so I forgive ya.
BABY J
01-11-2007, 06:25 AM
U gotta have at least 1 fast food chick tho for hard times.
Jimmy B
01-11-2007, 08:20 AM
U gotta have at least 1 fast food chick tho for hard times.
yep, so that ho can bring you food after she gets off,.. then give ya head! :)
BABY J
01-11-2007, 09:05 AM
^^ That's what's up!!!
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