LISTEN UP, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.

[osnap]

I'm back. That will likely last for all of 20 minutes before I remember that IA is dead and has been for years. That is all.

Feel free to ask me any questions about the universe, and I will answer.

[Machado]

Is there a god?

[dohc4.6sc]

was there really two suns and chuck norris roundhouse kicked one and thats what made the stars, sensai.

[skate4life]

do aliens exist??

[bdydrpdmazda]

welcome back?

[punkr6]

what is the meaning of life ?

[osnap]

Is there a god?
You're fucking right there is. His name is Dallas Green.
was there really two suns and chuck norris roundhouse kicked one and thats what made the stars, sensai.What the fuck are you smoking? Stars are just celestial bodies of hot gas that radiate energy derived from thermonuclear reactions in the interior. Goddamn. Kids these days and their silly theories.
do aliens exist??Up all night long
And there's something very wrong
And I know it must be late
Been gone since yesterday
I'm not like you guys.

Take from that what you will.

[osnap]

welcome back?I've gotta be honest, thats a lousy question.
what is the meaning of life ?ImportAtlanta reputation points, definitely.

[Machado]

Dallas Green the musician???

:lmfao:

[osnap]

Dallas Green the musician???

:lmfao:
and the scripture said, "if you have to ask, you're definitely going to hell". - Alexis 3:12

it also said "if you googled that, fuck you" - osnap 11:03

[bdydrpdmazda]

ImportAtlanta reputation points, definitely.

X2 for sure...

[osnap]

The Atlantic Giant Squid's eye can be as large as 15.75 inches (40 centimeters) wide.

[osnap]

you people are boring as hell.

[roxie911]

Porsche or BMW?

[osnap]

Porsche or BMW?Depends - are we counting the third-trimester-abortion-of-a-car that Porsche calls the Panamera?

actually, nevermind - it doesnt depend. the answer is DeLorean.

[roxie911]

Depends - are we counting the third-trimester-abortion-of-a-car that Porsche calls the Panamera?

uhhhhh.....yeah. It's a Porsche, isn't it?? You gonna base your decision on one car?? lol

[loverboy_gnd]

do you think that the new planet they found, "corot 9b", is habitable by humans?, is the world really gunna end in 2012? if we all dont die on 2012 do you think by the year 3010 people will be vacationing on the moon, lol

[osnap]

uhhhhh.....yeah. It's a Porsche, isn't it?? You gonna base your decision on one car?? lol
roxie, lets be honest here. that is the single ugliest conglomeration of sheet metal and rubber ever devised.

but fuck this, 911's are nothing short of legendary, and i once wrecked an E46 M3, which blew, so Porsche wins.

[Okie_doke.]

KOOL

[osnap]

do you think that the new planet they found, "corot 9b", is habitable by humans?, is the world really gunna end in 2012? if we all dont die on 2012 do you think by the year 3010 people will be vacationing on the moon, lol

yes, no, magical hat. in that order.

[roxie911]

roxie, lets be honest here. that is the single ugliest conglomeration of sheet metal and rubber ever devised.

but fuck this, 911's are nothing short of legendary, and i once wrecked an E46 M3, which blew, so Porsche wins.

WINNAR!!!! :D

[osnap]

WINNAR!!!! :Di just read your occupation in your profile... are we soulmates?

[roxie911]

i just read your occupation in your profile... are we soulmates?

LOL
we might be...then again, I'm sure simontibbett's occupation is the same.




Just throwing that out there.

[osnap]

LOL
we might be...then again, I'm sure simontibbett's occupation is the same....you know what? thats definitely not a sign of soulmate-ness, now that you mention it. lol.

[roxie911]

...you know what? thats definitely not a sign of soulmate-ness, now that you mention it. lol.

My point exactly lol Move along....

[osnap]

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE QUESTIONS YOU SCHMUCKS?

[osnap]

...fail. ill check this thread in the morning. maybe.

[quickdodge®]

Is there a god?

You called? Later, QD.

[03RCode]

Christopher... Beers... Soon.

[jdm-civic]

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

[Echonova]

Wow. I can't believe Osnap took a break from smoking cock to make a thread.



What should I ask?

[Gorilla Eg!]

poop

[Echonova]

How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?

[osnap]

Christopher... Beers... Soon.

well get your ass over here then. 10 am on a sunday is as good a time as any
how much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.
Some say it depends on three factors:
The woodchuck's desire to chuck said wood.
The woodchuck's need to chuck the aforementioned wood.
The woodchuck's ability to chuck the wood.
Wow. I can't believe Osnap took a break from smoking cock to make a thread.



What should I ask?OMGHAI2U!
poopi just did.
How many licks does it take to reach the center of a Tootsie Pop?i think that would predominately depend on the acidity of your saliva, the overall size and coarseness of your tongue, and the tenacity with which you attempted to tackle this revered feat. Or if you're an owl, three.

[Sol-Badguy]

:thinking:

[osnap]

:thinking:robbeh.

[Sol-Badguy]

robbeh.

wut.

[osnap]

hi

[Sol-Badguy]

hai.

[xxbckiexx]

REPOST.

except this guy was actually intelligent and answered questions.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?157221-Answers-to-ALL-of-your-questions!!!/page3

[roxie911]

Are you trying to compare someone to JM?? Seriously?

That man is in his own little world.

[AnthonyF]

John Hancock was the only one of fifty signers of the Declaration of Independence who actually signed it on July 4.

-Ant.

[DVSRX-7]

Why did God creates queers and lesbo's?

Lesbos...........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

[loverboy_gnd]

^ whyy did God destroy a city filled with them? hint hint to all you fags out there

[roxie911]

^ whyy did God destroy a city filled with them? hint hint to all you fags out there

Wow you're lame

[loverboy_gnd]

Wow you're lame

what makes you say something like tht?

[Double_0_Rusty]

OMGHAITEHONSNAPZZZ! I MISS J3W B3RRY MUSH! NO HOMO

[Gorilla Eg!]

have you ever eaten yellow snow? (dont lie, I saw you do it) lol

[bdydrpdmazda]

what makes you say something like tht?

Im guessing your lameness made her do it, not 100% sure though...

[roxie911]

Im guessing your lameness made her do it, not 100% sure though...

LOLOL WINNAR!!!! :goodjob:

[osnap]

REPOST.

except this guy was actually intelligent and answered questions.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?157221-Answers-to-ALL-of-your-questions!!!/page3
oh hi, you must be the new guy.

1. first of all, these threads have been around for YEARS before you've been here.
2. did you really just call KayFunk intelligent? fucking LULZ.

[osnap]

John Hancock was the only one of fifty signers of the Declaration of Independence who actually signed it on July 4.

-Ant.you dont say!
Why did God creates queers and lesbo's?

Lesbos...........MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMfor your own pornographic enjoyment. as for the lesbos, you'd have to ask him.
^ whyy did God destroy a city filled with them? hint hint to all you fags out thereid like to go on record and agree that you are, indeed, lame.
OMGHAITEHONSNAPZZZ! I MISS J3W B3RRY MUSH! NO HOMOnohomohug.gif
have you ever eaten yellow snow? (dont lie, I saw you do it) lolthats a little creepy.

[roxie911]

oh hi, you must be the new guy.

1. first of all, these threads have been around for YEARS before you've been here.
2. did you really just call KayFunk intelligent? fucking LULZ.

Just think about that for a bit.....and then who posted the link...........................and then you'll get it ;)

[osnap]

Just think about that for a bit.....and then who posted the link...........................and then you'll get it ;)Ah, must be the new AE. i haven't been here in fucking forever, I'm a bit out of the loop. lol.

[xxbckiexx]

oh hi, you must be the new guy.

1. first of all, these threads have been around for YEARS before you've been here.
2. did you really just call KayFunk intelligent? fucking LULZ.


1.No they haven't. You're a poser, you drive an s2k.
2.Based off the horrible and extremely unintelligent answers you've provided so far, I would say that he far surpasses you.
3.You don't know anything.
4.Get a vasectomy

[quickdodge®]

Why did God creates queers and lesbo's?

Why not? I got bored and thought it would be funny to try out.


^ whyy did God destroy a city filled with them? hint hint to all you fags out there

Yours is an incredibly stupid post. Later, QD.

[Gorilla Eg!]

what all you got done to your S?

[alpine_aw11]

A blue whale ejaculates enough to sufficiently fill an average sized hot tub.

[osnap]

what all you got done to your S?

i/h/e/tune. obviously still quite slow, at least until i can afford a flux capacitor.
A blue whale ejaculates enough to sufficiently fill an average sized hot tub.the quote in your sig is the funniest thing i've read in a long ass time.

[roxie911]

Ah, must be the new AE. i haven't been here in fucking forever, I'm a bit out of the loop. lol.

I am here to bring you back into the loop.
Welcome back! :D

[87 Turbo II]

How many testicles do you have?

[osnap]

How many testicles do you have?

schfifty-five.

[roxie911]

The Golden Hamster is native to Syria. In fact, all hamsters in captivity today can trace their roots back to the original litter discovered in 1930 by archaeologist Aaron Abrahams.

[osnap]

When table tennis was originally created in 1889, it was called gossima.

[bdydrpdmazda]

if a plane traveling faster than the speed of light were to turn on its headlights, would the pilot see them?

[osnap]

if a plane traveling faster than the speed of light were to turn on its headlights, would the pilot see them?depends. are they HIDs?

[roxie911]

depends. are they HIDs?

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:

[Mantooth]

:lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:+1, I literally lol'd.

[osnap]

you silly geese.

[Elbow]

O snap.

[osnap]

S imontibbett

[Gorilla Eg!]

i/h/e/tune. obviously still quite slow, at least until i can afford a flux capacitor

NICE.....remember to wait to use that until you have a badass lightning storm lol

[bdydrpdmazda]

depends. are they HIDs?

no...

[Sol-Badguy]

depends. are they HIDs?

Damnit. :lmao:

[antj101]

:ninja:
REPOST.

except this guy was actually intelligent and answered questions.

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?157221-Answers-to-ALL-of-your-questions!!!/page3

should i bump this thread :ninja:

[xxbckiexx]

:ninja:

should i bump this thread :ninja:


unfortunately the user who started that thread is banned, so you won't get the answers you seek.

[bonezMTA]

what does a one handed clap sound like?

[alpine_aw11]

i/h/e/tune. obviously still quite slow, at least until i can afford a flux capacitor.the quote in your sig is the funniest thing i've read in a long ass time.

He's never going to be free of those words.

[unCIVILized6]

if a plane traveling faster than the speed of light were to turn on its headlights, would the pilot see them?

Most likely there would be a pure energy explosion, approximately 10 times the magnitude of a nuclear bomb. Or at least in theory

[bdydrpdmazda]

Most likely there would be a pure energy explosion, approximately 10 times the magnitude of a nuclear bomb. Or at least in theory

Thats EXACTLY what I was thinking...

[loverboy_gnd]

what does a one handed clap sound like?

what did the 5 fingers say to the face

[roxie911]

unfortunately the user who started that thread is banned, so you won't get the answers you seek.

I heard he's very active on the forum, actually....

[xxbckiexx]

I heard he's very active on the forum, actually....

clearly it says banned under his name. clearly.

[roxie911]

clearly it says banned under his name. clearly.

Oh, you know people always find ways around that stuff ;)

[xxbckiexx]

Oh, you know people always find ways around that stuff ;)

Kind of like you found a way around being fat. You stopped eating, and barfed after every meal.

[bodhi]

Kind of like you found a way around being fat. You stopped eating, and barfed after every meal.
yeah, unlike your fatfuckass face

you stand out side kfcs and aggressively walk towards ppl to lick their fingers as they walk out


fucklard

[roxie911]

Kind of like you found a way around being fat. You stopped eating, and barfed after every meal.

I eat...you've seen me eat!! Asshole....

Don't act like you don't know where kayfunk went

[bodhi]

I eat...you've seen me eat!! Asshole....

Don't act like you don't know where kayfunk went

kayfunk went to san francisco with ross mathews for some "business" trip

[roxie911]

kayfunk went to san francisco with ross mathews for some "business" trip

lulz kayfunk didn't go anywhere

[xxbckiexx]

lulz kayfunk didn't go anywhere

you totally missed the entire point of the joke.

I've seen you eat something.. but it wasn't food.

[roxie911]

you totally missed the entire point of the joke.

I've seen you eat something.. but it wasn't food.

I always miss the point. You should know that by now.

Oh shut up...no you haven't.

[xxbckiexx]

I always miss the point. You should know that by now.

Oh shut up...no you haven't.

yes
and yes

[blaknoize]

Was Mike Jones really back then?

Or did hoes already want him? Or the other way around?

[bonezMTA]

at a movie theater which armrest is yours?