Only answer with questions thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RallyMazda01]

How bout we make it a party?

do you like to party?

[LizBiz]

do you like to party? Are you talking drugs or sex?

[RallyMazda01]

Are you talking drugs or sex?

why not both?

[antj101]

Are you talking drugs or sex?

Is everyone invited to your party?

[RallyMazda01]

Is everyone invited to your party?

is the place big enough?

[antj101]

is the place big enough?

What place?

[RallyMazda01]

isnt lizbiz place?

[antj101]

when did lizbiz become a place?

[RallyMazda01]

last night?

[antj101]

last night?

Are you unsure about last night? Did you go to your "friends" house again?

[RallyMazda01]

is there a problem if i did?

[antj101]

Isnt that a question for your dead pimp?

[DVSRX-7]

Are you talking drugs or sex?

I think we need to party. orgy party anyone?

[loverboy_gnd]

how did i miss 20 pages? whats gd thread?

[thegovanator]

WAT?

[antj101]

A man was lying in bed with his new girlfriend. After having great sex ...She spent the next hour just rubbing his testicles ... Something she just loved to do. As he was enjoying it, he turned & asked her, "Why do you love doing that?"Because ... She Replied .."I Really Miss Mine"~THE END~

Did this make anyone laugh?

[DVSRX-7]

LOL

Why did you just write what happened to you the other day?

[antj101]

can you ask your mom bout it?

[DVSRX-7]

My mom has her balls. They are called ovaries. You sure that wasn't another cousin of yours?

[loverboy_gnd]

LOL

Why did you just write what happened to you the other day?

why was he having butsex with his underage male cousin in the first place?

[DVSRX-7]

why was he having butsex with his underage male cousin in the first place?


Your asking the wrong person. But maybe he likes it in the butt idk?

[roscoe]

In the butt?? srsly??

[RallyMazda01]

does it hurt?

[DVSRX-7]

Ask the OP. He loves the buttsex. His dog told me. Have you watch American Pie: The book of Love?
Well the OP is the kid in the chair

[RallyMazda01]

have you watched jackass 2?
when steve o gets that dildo shuved up hiss ass.. would that hurt?

[DVSRX-7]

wouldnt you like to find out?

[RallyMazda01]

wouldnt you like to find out?

did you find out already?

[DVSRX-7]

No he just told me. Why? Do you want a dildo in your gluteus maximus?

[RallyMazda01]

is that greek?
like greek salad?

[DVSRX-7]

Yes its the new ceasar salad. Don't you go to Pizza hut?

[blaknoize]

I'm late to this thread? Am I late to this thread? How many questions per hour are listed in this thread?

[DVSRX-7]

Are you really asking that question?.

[loverboy_gnd]

where is everybody? is this thread dying?

[RallyMazda01]

is everyone sleeping?

[loverboy_gnd]

is everyone sleeping?

why isnt anyone in here>?

[RallyMazda01]

is everyone reading other threads?

[5speed]

Do yummycum pills really work?

[loverboy_gnd]

Do yummycum pills really work?

have you tried them?

[5speed]

have you tried them?

No. Have you?

[RallyMazda01]

No. Have you?

i think he has?

[loverboy_gnd]

should i? lol

[RallyMazda01]

should i? lol

do you think you can do it?

[loverboy_gnd]

why would i need it?

[Elbow]

Why do my balls itch so bad and smell like fish?

[loverboy_gnd]

Why do my balls itch so bad and smell like fish?

did you jus confuse crabs for fish? lol

[5speed]

why would i need it?

To attract girls who are not really into swallowing into it, maybe?


Why do my balls itch so bad and smell like fish?

Are you a Thai hooker?

[Elbow]

My crabs died and smell like fish?

[loverboy_gnd]

My crabs died and smell like fish?

or does the fish have crabs too?

[Jello!]

how is everyone doing?

[loverboy_gnd]

why did i miss jello!!?

[Jello!]

why did i miss jello!!?

i dont know, why?

[loverboy_gnd]

is it because this thread died today, or am i still waitin on my cherry flavor :D ?

[Jello!]

or could it be both?

[loverboy_gnd]

or is it both, can jello fix those problems?

[DVSRX-7]

Jello, show me your bellow?

[RallyMazda01]

kitty? meeoww?

[Jello!]

did i hear a meow? ^.^
did you know, i have a kitty named "Kitty" and that she is crazy?

[RallyMazda01]

did i tell you that im psychic?

[Jello!]

did i tell you that im psychic?

orly nao?

did i tell you im a rawr rawr dinosawr?

[RallyMazda01]

WAT??
From what age???
can i haz u dinasour?

[Jello!]

WAT??
From what age???
can i haz u dinasour?


u can only haz a dinosawr if u iz a unicorn and can catch it?

are you a unicorn?

please excuse my oddness tonight. im in quite a weird mood.

[RallyMazda01]

u can only haz a dinosawr if u iz a unicorn and can catch it?

are you a unicorn?

please excuse my oddness tonight. im in quite a weird mood.


what color unicorn?
maybe i am?
and haha its aight. its late anyways

[Jello!]

what color unicorn?
maybe i am?
and haha its aight. its late anyways

i like black unicorns.
are you a black one?

hahahaha its early, idk what ur tlaking about?

[DVSRX-7]

Can I shows ya ma unihorn?

[Jello!]

Can I shows ya ma unihorn?
OH MY Gah. el oh el.
of course. is it a he or a she?

[RallyMazda01]

i like black unicorns.
are you a black one?

hahahaha its early, idk what ur tlaking about?

nop,i have u seen a tan unicorn?
did you already switch your hours to friday?
i think it still thursday?

[DVSRX-7]

it's a he. Will you catch it with your mouth tho? You know my unihorn is hard to catch?

[Jello!]

nop,i have u seen a tan unicorn?
did you already switch your hours to friday?
i think it still thursday?


no i havent seen a tan one.
nope, still on thuresday hours. friday hours start when i wake up.

do you knoe of a rainbow unicorn?!

[DVSRX-7]

nop,i have u seen a tan unicorn?
did you already switch your hours to friday?
i think it still thursday?

Why you tring to confuse her? It's friday.

[Jello!]

it's a he. Will you catch it with your mouth tho? You know my unihorn is hard to catch?

how can i catch it in my mouth? im a dinosawr. unicorns arents as big as dinosawrs, or are they?

rawr?

[RallyMazda01]

no i havent seen a tan one.
nope, still on thuresday hours. friday hours start when i wake up.

do you knoe of a rainbow unicorn?!

a gay unicorn?

[RallyMazda01]

how can i catch it in my mouth? im a dinosawr. unicorns arents as big as dinosawrs, or are they?

rawr?

he has a moster unihorn?
no homo?

[MINI]

Why is there an emo girl on IA?

[DVSRX-7]

how can i catch it in my mouth? im a dinosawr. unicorns arents as big as dinosawrs, or are they?

rawr?

Maybe because unihorn's are magically delicious? I don't think my unihorn will fit in yo dinosawr mouth anyways. BUT WANA TRY EITHER WAY?

[Jello!]

Why is there an emo girl on IA?

where do you see an emo girl?

maybe emo girls like cars?

[DVSRX-7]

Why is there an emo girl on IA?

hey she is not EMO, she is a hair dresser with colorful thoughts of death and passionate sex. feel me?

[RallyMazda01]

emo girls?
were?
at the mall?
on the street?
or at the club?

[DVSRX-7]

where do you see an emo girl?

maybe emo girls like cars?

Wait. Are you saying your emo? Ninja blade ur wrist and shit?

[RallyMazda01]

hey she is not EMO, she is a hair dresser with colorful thoughts of death and passionate sex. feel me?

would feeling you be gay?

[DVSRX-7]

emo girls?
were?
at the mall?
on the street?
or at the club?

or standing by his truck in the mud?

[RallyMazda01]

or standing by his truck in the mud?

emo mud?

[DVSRX-7]

would feeling you be gay?

not if it's for a check up then no why?

[DVSRX-7]

emo mud?

YEEEAaaa.......................................... EMooooooo Muuuuuuuud?/?

[Jello!]

Wait. Are you saying your emo? Ninja blade ur wrist and shit?


haha im not emo. im not nothing. im just me. which happens to be a tad strange and out there, but its better then being a stuck up preppy know it all bitch.

[RallyMazda01]

haha im not emo. im not nothing. im just me. which happens to be a tad strange and out there, but its better then being a stuck up preppy know it all bitch.

Like the white girls that i see all the time at the Mall of G.a.?

[RallyMazda01]

YEEEAaaa.......................................... EMooooooo Muuuuuuuud?/?
likes to cut my tires and sink me into deep wholes?


not if it's for a check up then no why?

can i feel you then?
is it a check up?

[DVSRX-7]

, but its better then being a stuck up preppy know it all bitch.

I love you ?

[Jello!]

Like the white girls that i see all the time at the Mall of G.a.?
if you are referring to preppy biatches, then yes. like the chicas at MOG.

[RallyMazda01]

can you love her?

[DVSRX-7]

can i feel you then?
is it a check up?

Only if you make me cough and fart at the same time, can you? You know to make sure i don't have ball cancer.

[Jello!]

I love you ?

do you?

[RallyMazda01]

Only if you make me cough and fart at the same time, can you? You know to make sure i don't have ball cancer.

is ball cancer contagious?

[DVSRX-7]

can you love her?

For $5 me love her lon tine. you know?

[RallyMazda01]

do you?

pedofile?

[Jello!]

For $5 me love her lon tine. you know?

5$ footlong?

[DVSRX-7]

do you?

lots. remember?

[RallyMazda01]

only 5?
how bout 1?

[DVSRX-7]

is ball cancer contagious?

Only if I shart when you checking on me. Why?

[Jello!]

only 5?
how bout 1?

do you have change for a 5$? quiznos, subway, or neither?

[DVSRX-7]

5$ footlong?

$5 3ft long. Or just 1ft long?

[RallyMazda01]

im not available?

[RallyMazda01]

do you have change for a 5$? quiznos, subway, or neither?

homemade?

[DVSRX-7]

Ok so my tummy is getting angry at me, what do I do?

[Jello!]

homemade?

i personally dont like subs. so i choose neither. im a picky eater?

you like avocados?

[Jello!]

Ok so my tummy is getting angry at me, what do I do?

feed it?

[RallyMazda01]

i personally dont like subs. so i choose neither. im a picky eater?

you like avocados?

only in a salad. or in like a burrito. what kind of food do you like?

[DVSRX-7]

feed it?

I have, what do I do now?

Should I eat me some Jello? :ninja:

[DVSRX-7]

only in a salad. or in like a burrito. what kind of food do you like?

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm burrito.... What whos mexican?

[RallyMazda01]

I have, what do I do now?

Should I eat me some Jello? :ninja:

white jello?

[RallyMazda01]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm burrito.... What whos mexican?

not me are u mexican?

[DVSRX-7]

white jello?

Her Jello?

[Jello!]

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMmm burrito.... What whos mexican?

i love mexican food. i am honestly obsessed with avocados.
did u know im growing my own avocado trees?

[Jello!]

not me are u mexican?

im czech; i am the first gen to be born in america on my familys side. but i was adopted into an italian/polish family who have been in america for generations. are you european?

[DVSRX-7]

i love mexican food. i am honestly obsessed with avocados.
did u know im growing my own avocado trees?

Is the tree green?

[DVSRX-7]

im czech; i am the first gen to be born in america on my familys side. but i was adopted into an italian/polish family who have been in america for generations. are you european?


Yes I am Italian, Have your heard of Ferrari? That's my last name

[RallyMazda01]

im czech; i am the first gen to be born in america on my familys side. but i was adopted into an italian/polish family who have been in america for generations. are you european?

parents are spanish (from spain) but born in Colombia. Maybe a lil european?

[Jello!]

Yes I am Italian, Have your heard of Ferrari? That's my last name
haha o rly nao?

[RallyMazda01]

Yes I am Italian, Have your heard of Ferrari? That's my last name

so ur a meat head?
like taning?
GTL???

[DVSRX-7]

parents are spanish (from spain) but born in Colombia. Maybe a lil european?

Maybe a lot of european man. but penis is small why?

[RallyMazda01]

Maybe a lot of european man. but penis is small why?

when did you see it?

[DVSRX-7]

haha o rly nao?

Yes want to check out my Italian Stalian? its in the garage

[DVSRX-7]

so ur a meat head?
like taning?
GTL???

No but I have a lot of meat including a head why?

[DVSRX-7]

when did you see it?

I was there at your birth, your mom didn't tell you?

[RallyMazda01]

No but I have a lot of meat including a head why?

are u hitting on me?

[DVSRX-7]

are u hitting on me?

Would you really let a guy hit it?

[RallyMazda01]

is he a pimp?




**check ur reps sir?

[DVSRX-7]

is he a pimp?




**check ur reps sir?

No he is not. just a psychologist why?

[DVSRX-7]

oh yea check your reps. can u?

[RallyMazda01]

No he is not. just a pyschologist why?

whats that?

[DVSRX-7]

whats that?

I manipulate your mind. Now bark bitch. Bark?

[DVSRX-7]

Jello. Can you let me see your avocados?

[loverboy_gnd]

guess whose back this mofo? whats up yall?

[RallyMazda01]

Jello. Can you let me see your avocados?

AGUACATES?

[RallyMazda01]

guess whose back this mofo? whats up yall?

supdwag?

[Jello!]

Jello. Can you let me see your avocados?

when i grow some in 5 years. hahaha :) u wanna see them?

[RallyMazda01]

when i grow some in 5 years. hahaha :) u wanna see them?

send me pics?

[DVSRX-7]

when i grow some in 5 years. hahaha :) u wanna see them?

Yes let me see them now. please?

[DVSRX-7]

AGUACATES?

water gates?

[RallyMazda01]

Yes let me see them now. please?

more pics?

[RallyMazda01]

water gates?

from texas?

[loverboy_gnd]

supdwag?

chillin jus got back home, whats did i m,iss in the thread?

[DVSRX-7]

more pics?

xrays of my balls please?

[DVSRX-7]

from texas?

no from uranus?

[DVSRX-7]

chillin jus got back home, whats did i m,iss in the thread?


so you are a dog?

[RallyMazda01]

chillin jus got back home, whats did i m,iss in the thread?

u like avocados?
u like Jello avocados?

[DVSRX-7]

IM out goodnight

[DVSRX-7]

Jello baby, we gona make a baby tonight or what?

[loverboy_gnd]

that depends can i eat ur avacados jello?

[RallyMazda01]

good morning?

[Mantooth]

What the fuck is going on in here?

[Elbow]

I am fingering my vagina?

[DVSRX-7]

Mantooth why that screen name?

[antj101]

Who knows of any good paying jobs around stockbridge?

[Me86Rob]

Why is the OP posting about his fantasies?

why does it surprise me that you cant read the part where it says to ANSWER the question with another question? Would you like me to explain why your post doesnt fall into the required fields?

[Mantooth]

Mantooth why that screen name?Because my name is Wes Monteith, and Wes Mantooth was a character in 'Anchorman', and Idk, it just stuck?

[5speed]

Bartledoo?

[DVSRX-7]

why does it surprise me that you cant read the part where it says to ANSWER the question with another question? Would you like me to explain why your post doesnt fall into the required fields?

I guess you need some one to explain it to you too huh?

[DVSRX-7]

Who knows of any good paying jobs around stockbridge?

I know of one. Do you really want to know?

[DVSRX-7]

Because my name is Wes Monteith, and Wes Mantooth was a character in 'Anchorman', and Idk, it just stuck?

LOL
I get it now. Cool screen name. How do you pronounce your last name?

[RallyMazda01]

he has to say it in person?

[DVSRX-7]

he has to say it in person?

you can pronounce it on the screen cant you?

[RallyMazda01]

da-vid. easier?

[Jello!]

how are you guys tonight?

[RallyMazda01]

how are u tonight?

[Jello!]

im doing pretty good, and u?

[RallyMazda01]

doing pretty well how was you're day?

[Jello!]

doing pretty well how was you're day?

eh typical day in the life of Kimmie. just wish it was more out there. is it supposed to be nice out tomorrow?

[RallyMazda01]

72 and sunny?

[Jello!]

that sounds lovely?

[RallyMazda01]

in a good way? or bad way?

[Jello!]

in a good way. besides the fact i always wear a jacket. hmmmm im going shopping tomorrow?

[Mantooth]

LOL
I get it now. Cool screen name. How do you pronounce your last name?Mon teeth.

Thanks, man.

What's everyone up to this weekend?

[RallyMazda01]

in a good way. besides the fact i always wear a jacket. hmmmm im going shopping tomorrow?

at the mall?
ill be at the mall? will I?

[RallyMazda01]

Mon teeth.

Thanks, man.

I Love you're car.

[Mantooth]

in a good way. besides the fact i always wear a jacket. hmmmm im going shopping tomorrow?What are you buying me? :)

[Mantooth]

I Love you're car?Thanks. Your truck is pretty bad ass?

[RallyMazda01]

Thanks. Your truck is pretty bad ass?

It gets the job done?

[Mantooth]

It gets the job done?Looks like it?

[Mantooth]

Who's masturbating?

[RallyMazda01]

spying on me?

[Mantooth]

spying on me?Maybe.

No homo?

[RallyMazda01]

def not homo?
going to sleep?

[Mantooth]

def not homo?
going to sleep?Definitely not.

Idk, it's 11:30pm. You going to sleep?

[DVSRX-7]

Definitely not.

Idk, it's 11:30pm. You going to sleep?


I think he meant that in queer language?

Sleep = butt sex

[Mantooth]

I think he meant that in queer language?

Sleep = butt sexYou going to butt sex makes no sense, right?

[Jello!]

why are you guys tlaking about ghey butt secs?

[Mantooth]

why are you guys tlaking about ghey butt secs?Why aren't you talking about ghey butt secs?

[Jello!]

because girls cant have ghey butt secks w/o strap ons?

[loverboy_gnd]

you have strap ons?

[Mantooth]

because girls cant have ghey butt secks w/o strap ons?I'm listening. You said "strap ons?"

[Jello!]

i dont have strapons? cause i dont have ghey butt secks?

[Mantooth]

I don't like butt secs, at all?

[antj101]

Who wants to buy my dog?

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs443.snc3/25453_1149885886131_1797142618_289499_3757260_n.jp g

[Evil Goat]

Who wants to buy my dog?

http://photos-h.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs443.snc3/25453_1149885886131_1797142618_289499_3757260_n.jp g

can i shoot your dog?

[Mantooth]

can i shoot your dog?Can I LOL without going to hell?

[Elbow]

Can I give you AIDS without you getting AIDS?

[Mantooth]

Can I give you AIDS without you getting AIDS?Can you?

[Elbow]

I can't?

[Mantooth]

I can't?I guess?

[MINI]

Every girl I have been with has let me put it in their butt? They loved it?

[Evil Goat]

Every girl I have been with has let me put it in their butt? They loved it?

i thought you were gay?

[03RCode]

You mean MINI ISN'T gay?:thinking:

[Evil Goat]

You mean MINI ISN'T gay?:thinking:


didn't someone once tell me he could swallow a 12" kielbasa whole?

[03RCode]

didn't someone once tell me he could swallow a 12" kielbasa whole?

Have I ever LOL'd that hard before?

[loverboy_gnd]

Have I ever LOL'd that hard before?

why am i LOLin too?

[SE-R_Li-Go]

should i bother reading all 48 pages of this thread?

[Elbow]

No?

[loverboy_gnd]

should i bother reading all 48 pages of this thread?

you should, should you?

[SE-R_Li-Go]

No?

good? i didnt want to?

[RallyMazda01]

or did u?

[DVSRX-7]

Good morning. Why the fuck is it so fucking cold?

[swimshark]

why does it go from 70s to 30s?

[antj101]

Did yall know I was being serious about the dog? Would yall like to PM me for the dog?

[bonezMTA]

do you think anybody gives a fuck about your dog?

[RallyMazda01]

hot dogs?

[ilovemyhonda.]

weenie dogs?

[MistaCee]

my beef in your taco?

[jville95]

WTF am I doin in here?

[Elbow]

More like why the fuck does your dick look like that?

[ilovemyhonda.]

Simon you are gay aren't you?

[loverboy_gnd]

Why do you love your honda ^^

[ilovemyhonda.]

did you kiss a hooker's rump?

[loverboy_gnd]

LMFAOOO i did, did i? can i kiss your rump?

[Arm&hammer]

why am i looking at this?

[loverboy_gnd]

why are you?

[ilovemyhonda.]

I am not a hooker, am I?

[loverboy_gnd]

are you implying that i only mess with hookers?

[Evil Goat]

are you implying that i only mess with hookers?

why does your sig have can't stop what you can't catch and a picture of a 4 door accord?

[ilovemyhonda.]

are you implying that i only mess with hookers?

do you only mess with hookers?

[Elbow]

Why would you think I'm gay?

[ilovemyhonda.]

Why would you think I'm gay?

you are gay right?

[loverboy_gnd]

why does your sig have can't stop what you can't catch and a picture of a 4 door accord?

dont you know its not about the car you drive but the person whose driving it?

[03RCode]

dont you know its not about the car you drive but the person whose driving it?

You do know it's hard to outrun a civic on a tricycle?

[Elbow]

you know I'm a boy right?

You're a boy?

[ilovemyhonda.]

You're a boy?

your stupid right?

[98blackcivic]

im cold right?

[Evil Goat]

your stupid right?

so hes stupid and gay?

[Turbo Terrance]

wtf is going on here??

[antj101]

Wtf is going on everywhere?

[RallyMazda01]

where is everywere?

[antj101]

Who would like to see obama say he's wrong and jump off a cliff?

[loverboy_gnd]

LOL THT DEPENDS WHO WOULD WANNA TAKE MICHELLE OF HIS HANDS

[antj101]

Would you do it?

[loverboy_gnd]

IS THAT EVEN A QUESTION LOL :goodjob:

[DriVaH]

where is everywere?is here everywhere?

[DVSRX-7]

why are you a cab drivah?

[DriVaH]

don't you have to have a driver's license to be a cab driver?

[DVSRX-7]

I don't know you tell us.. your the drivah... do you?

[DriVaH]

what's wrong with being a cab driver?

[DVSRX-7]

Maybe because they have a high death rate in New York?