I nearly pissed myself

[Catnip]

So, I'm browsing random threads and I see this thread in the car pics section from March Varsity meet. The topic of conversation in this thread, is this riced out STi someone took a picture of. I see some noob of a twat trying to talk shit like she has a dick. Anyways, I reply to her and give her a rep.




Jello! http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=38883105#post38883105)
That sti is not rice. Pure sex right there. <3
Ew. No wonder your C230, I mean Crossfire, has those shitty looking rims on it.

PS. Here's a proper STi: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaBN3MmiS3o Owned by Identity_Crisis


Jello! http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/images/buttons/viewpost-right.png (http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/showthread.php?p=38885614#post38885614)
look at what u drive. then look at what he drives.

hes gonna get laid.

dont talk shit about other ppls rides. its rude.

u drive a fwd POS rice bucket. if i were u, id shut your trap.

we all have different tastes.

cute girl > stupid boy




If a hot car makes you fuck someone, you're a whore.

And where's this cute girl at, ugly ass?

Once more, and lol @ FWD POS. LOL. GTFO with your auto 16% drivetrain loss "320whp" shit bucket I'm willing to bet mommy and daddy paid for.

I wake up this morning, do my thing, have a little time, and get on IA. I see this visitor message:


shut the fuck up cunt. i dont care what you have to say. wanna say something? say it to my face. ill make sure u get something back.

Now that's some hardcore shit talking, but I'm not sure if I nearly pissed myself from being scared of this 90 pound smeagol badass, or if it was because I was laughing so hard. I am a little confused, however, does she not care what I have to say, or is it so important she wants to hear it in person?

http://www.importatlanta.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=215111&stc=1&d=1263852694

Now I'm understanding why you're on IA/240atlanta and the "douchecanoe" left you.

[lanning]

:attention whore:

[stillaneon]

I know the new layout is hard to understand initially, but the PM's are almost in the same place.

I'm sure her inbox is empty enough for you to take it up with her there.

You know, so the rest of the world doesn't have to waste our time...

[Catnip]

I know the new layout is hard to understand initially, but the PM's are almost in the same place.

I'm sure her inbox is empty enough for you to take it up with her there.

You know, so the rest of the world doesn't have to waste our time...

I just read, "I'm boring, get like me and go be boring somewhere else so the WL is continuously boring like me. Sincerely, Boring"

[e30pwr]

oh but he can't do that. that means he wont get any attention either

[Catnip]

oh but he can't do that. that means he wont get any attention either



You know what's up.

[Boosted FC]

U8myoreo in training?

[lanning]

U8myoreo in training?
evan or jello?

[Catnip]

U8myoreo in training?

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_Fzq94YVbHHM/SA8I_fzm32I/AAAAAAAAI9Y/LGJAi3wXltE/s400/britney-spears-middle-finger-salute-01.jpg

lmao

[thecrazyone]

I hate people, but girls especially that talk and at like that. Why does she have to act like she is tough shit ON THE INTERNET

[thecrazyone]

I hate people, but girls especially that talk and at like that. Why does she have to act like she is tough shit ON THE INTERNET

double post sorry.

[Boosted FC]

evan or jello?

Jello.

[xxbckiexx]

Now that's some hardcore shit talking, but I'm not sure if I nearly pissed myself from being scared of this 90 pound smeagol badass, or if it was because I was laughing so hard. I am a little confused, however, does she not care what I



Did you look in the mirror? You do realize you're skinny and ugly as fuck, right?

[D3UC3S]

internet badassery

[oneSLOWex]

Evian, dont lie, you know you would give it to her if she would let you.

[oneSLOWex]

Did you look in the mirror? You do realize you're skinny and ugly as fuck, right?

:lmfao::lmfao:

[D3UC3S]

Evian, dont lie, you know you would give it to her if she would let you.

this is like when the 1st grader throws rocks at the girl he likes.

[oneSLOWex]

this is like when the 1st grader throws rocks at the girl he likes.

This.

[alpine_aw11]

I smell an upcoming e-marriage

[Machado]

Make a thread about it

[§treet_§peed]

I'd hit the girl in the pic.

[Jello!]

I'd hit the girl in the pic.

isnt that britney spears?

[Echonova]

I gave it to Jello... But she didn't want it and sent it back and filed a Paypal complaint.

[Echonova]

I'd hit the girl in the pic.You would hit a wet sock... Your comment means nothing.

[Jello!]

I gave it to Jello... But she didn't want it and sent it back and filed a Paypal complaint.


bwhahaha

[bdydrpdmazda]

hmmm...

[03RCode]

I have no idea what this thread is about.

[Jello!]

its about catnip being butthurt...

[03RCode]

Oh, thought it was something new and exciting going on. Nevermind.

[Catnip]

its about catnip being butthurt...

I didn't go around leaving angry visitor messages... LMAO

[e30pwr]

I have no idea what this thread is about.

its about attention whores

[03RCode]

I didn't go around leaving angry visitor messages... LMAO

QD is going to pimp slap you with a 1979 TaylorMade Driver when he sees your sig.

[Jello!]

well i didn't negative rep you saying ur shit's slow. i have more respect for peoples rides and individual taste then that. im sorry you're so god damn butt hurt but get over it.

[03RCode]

its about attention whores

Evan made a thread about himself?

[oneSLOWex]

YES! something to read while im doing nothing at home.

Proceed.

[Catnip]

well i didn't negative rep you saying ur shit's slow. i have more respect for peoples rides and individual taste then that. im sorry you're so god damn butt hurt but get over it.

Is that why you called ole dude's car a POS FWD? LOL. Hypocrite.

[e30pwr]

Evan made a thread about himself?

about his trials and tribulations with women, yes.

[03RCode]

YES! something to read while im doing nothing at home.

Proceed.

Bare my children?

[Catnip]

Bare my children?


WTF ZACH!? NOW i'm butthurt.

[oneSLOWex]

Bare my children?
Anytime.

WTF ZACH!? NOW i'm butthurt.

GTFO. You can have him next.

[Catnip]

Anytime.


GTFO. You can have him next.


OK :D

[03RCode]

WTF ZACH!? NOW i'm butthurt.

Only Bill is allowed to bare my seed. You must take it in the ear, but wait your turn young grasshopper.

[Jello!]

Is that why you called ole dude's car a POS FWD? LOL. Hypocrite.

theres a fine line. if ur gonna go bashing other peoples rides, then i have no problemo bashing yours. i respect what other people do, and if i have something rude to say i typically keep it to myself. why? because someone probably has something rude to say about my car as well. we all have our opinions.
and when u go around calling me ugly. hahaha. wow. trying to hit low enough?

[Catnip]

theres a fine line. if ur gonna go bashing other peoples rides, then i have no problemo bashing yours. i respect what other people do, and if i have something rude to say i typically keep it to myself. why? because someone probably has something rude to say about my car as well.

Alright, so I saw you hating and put you in your place. You car is ugly and you are ugly.


we all have our opinions.
and when u go around calling me ugly. hahaha. wow. trying to hit low enough?

It's not hitting low when it's that obvious AND you provided me with pictures.

[bdydrpdmazda]

well i didn't negative rep you saying ur shit's slow. i have more respect for peoples rides and individual taste then that. im sorry you're so god damn butt hurt but get over it.

Bitch who are you, shut the fuck up already. You are nothing but a bag of bones trying to talk like youre hot shit, i take hot shits more attractive than you. AND FWD SUX!


Hey Evan!

[Jello!]

lol your gonna have to try harder than that.

im so og muther fuxin fly.

[Catnip]

Bitch who are you, shut the fuck up already. You are nothing but a bag of bones trying to talk like youre hot shit, i take hot shits more attractive than you. AND FWD SUX!


Hey Evan!

Hey Clint :D


lol your gonna have to try harder than that.

im so og muther fuxin fly.

You're going to have to be more intelligent than that.

And if by OG, you mean, "overly gross"... then yes, I agree.

[TireBoi]

Alright, so I saw you hating and put you in your place. You car is ugly and you are ugly.



It's not hitting low when it's that obvious AND you provided me with pictures.

you have bad taste.

[03RCode]

you have bad taste.

There is no hole in her leg, you get no pleasure from humping it. Back away.

[Jello!]

Hey Clint :D



You're going to have to be more intelligent than that.

And if by OG, you mean, "overly gross"... then yes, I agree.


that is exactly what i meant. i mean, omg. im so ugly. look at me and all my ugliness. hahahahaha ur funny. u just made my night ^.^

[TireBoi]

orly? i believe i get as close as i want.


There is no hole in her leg, you get no pleasure from humping it. Back away.

[bdydrpdmazda]

and when u go around calling me ugly. hahaha. wow. trying to hit low enough?

dont ever let anybody lie to you and tell you that you are attractive, seriously...

[TireBoi]

jello is attractive. what now?

[Catnip]

that is exactly what i meant. i mean, omg. im so ugly. look at me and all my ugliness. hahahahaha ur funny. u just made my night ^.^

So, in other words, you have nothing to say? I win. Try again next time.

[Jello!]

dont ever let anybody lie to you and tell you that you are attractive, seriously...

oh believe me, i dont.

[bdydrpdmazda]

And if by OG, you mean, "overly gross"... then yes, I agree.

thats a fucking HUGE 10-4...

[roxie911]

you have bad taste.

I mean, his gf is pretty hot, soooooooooooo.....

[Jello!]

you guys have good taste :)

[oneSLOWex]

LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.

[oneSLOWex]

you guys have good taste :)

Your e-kung fu sucks. This thread is going downhill. Please edit your reply with something better...im fucking bored.

[03RCode]

LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.

I <3 bitches/hoes.

[Jello!]

waffle house anyone?

[oneSLOWex]

I <3 bitches/hoes.

long as they are not fat or sketchy we are good

[Catnip]

waffle house anyone?

GTFO whore.

[Jello!]

GTFO whore.

omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?

[oneSLOWex]

omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?
Ive got a dollar...what can i get?

[Jello!]

Ive got a dollar...what can i get?

buy me a double cheeseburger and uve got urself 30 min XD

[TireBoi]

i got 10 bucks...

[Jello!]

i got 10 bucks...

sold.

[03RCode]

omg im such a whore. whose got 5$?

I've got some chloroform and a hammer. Allow me to implant my seed into your inner ear canal or else.

[bdydrpdmazda]

that is exactly what i meant. i mean, omg. im so ugly. look at me and all my ugliness. hahahahaha ur funny. u just made my night ^.^
typical reply to this type of situation

orly? i believe i get as close as i want.
sucks for you

jello is attractive. what now?
you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...

oh believe me, i dont.
good to know...

[Catnip]

Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...


:lmao: :lmao:

[03RCode]

long as they are not fat or sketchy we are good

I'm out on the fat bitches; sketchy, on the other hand, just makes things exciting.

[03RCode]

you must be the poor guy that has sex with skeletor, clearly you are some sort of alcoholic with drug issues to find her even bearable. Shes double bagger material, you know, one on her head and one on yours in case hers falls off...




The bag doesn't fall off if the rope is tight enough.

[oneSLOWex]

I'm out on the fat bitches; sketchy, on the other hand, just makes things exciting.

LOL true...cause you never know whats REALLY going on

[Jello!]

i also have swappable facial expressions. its awesome.

[03RCode]

LOL true...cause you never know whats REALLY going on

Sketchy bitches are FTW, till one tries to bite your penis off.

[Echonova]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/herpescake.jpg

[oneSLOWex]

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x249/Echonova1/herpescake.jpg

where did you get a pic of my bday cake? :ninja:

[Jello!]

that cake looks yum

[TireBoi]

holy shit ya caught me.

[bdydrpdmazda]

LOL mofo's trying to run off the female population. Thats pretty funked up.

its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around... :dunno:

[Catnip]

i also have swappable facial expressions. its awesome.


As in, you can make faces?

http://www.hopeforamanda.com/Emailed/Lukey%20Weekend%20helmet-1.jpg

[Jello!]

its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around... :dunno:

everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?

[Echonova]

where did you get a pic of my bday cake? :ninja:I have friends in low places.

[oneSLOWex]

its not like the site benefits from having ugly whores be a part of it and Im really not sure why you would want them hanging around... :dunno:

Drama is funny LOL and they bring teh drama

[03RCode]

Evan,


Tint your windows and shit, dawg.


Sincerely,

Zach

[03RCode]

everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?

Is this your way of saying you dig anal, because I dig bitches that dig taking it in the pooper.

[oneSLOWex]

everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?

lol THAT WAS DUMB. I mean srsly?

[bdydrpdmazda]

The bag doesn't fall off if the rope is tight enough.

touche'

[Catnip]

everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?

What do you have to do with his mom?

[Catnip]

Evan,


Tint your windows and shit, dawg.


Sincerely,

Zach

Dear Zach,



Tinted lexan is coming.


Sincerely,

Evan

[oneSLOWex]

Dear Zach,



Tinted lexan is coming.


Sincerely,

Evan

Is that a home depot lip?

[Jello!]

haha just thought id throw that in there. im not actually trying to insult anybody. im just bored.

[bdydrpdmazda]

everyone loves an ugly whore. have you ever seen your mom?

thats lame as fuck, seriously...

[03RCode]

Dear Zach,



Tinted lexan is coming.


Sincerely,

Evan


This is why I <3 you.

...Most days.

Beers... soon. You still coming up to see your woman fairly often? You do realize I'm only like... 35-40 minutes from Ellighey correct?

[03RCode]

haha just thought id throw that in there. im not actually trying to insult anybody. im just bored.




So is that a yes to my previous question?

[Catnip]

Is that a home depot lip?


Unfortunately, yes. I had a WTB thread for a lip for at least a month, no replies. I had the stuff laying around from a couple years ago, so I decided to just throw it on. I didn't have to drill any holes in the bumper and it took a few minutes to put on. I'm not too happy with how it turned out, but it's not the worst HD lip I've seen.

[Catnip]

This is why I <3 you.

...Most days.

Beers... soon. You still coming up to see your woman fairly often? You do realize I'm only like... 35-40 minutes from Ellighey correct?


lulz.

She moved down here, so no. BUT, we will be going up that way in a couple weeks. Want me to hit you up? :idb:

[oneSLOWex]

Unfortunately, yes. I had a WTB thread for a lip for at least a month, no replies. I had the stuff laying around from a couple years ago, so I decided to just throw it on. I didn't have to drill any holes in the bumper and it took a few minutes to put on. I'm not too happy with how it turned out, but it's not the worth HD lip I've seen.

You tried jdmshit.com? They have some knock off lips...it may be a pain at first to make it fit right but they are not too bad

[bdydrpdmazda]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

[03RCode]

lulz.

She moved down here, so no. BUT, we will be going up that way in a couple weeks. Want me to hit you up? :idb:


For sure, give me a few days warning to make sure I'm in town.

[Stol3n]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

lol

[03RCode]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.

LOL



Beers when you get back?

[oneSLOWex]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.
Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?

[bdydrpdmazda]

i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...

[03RCode]

i went in a thread full of noobs with the nerve to talk about how awesome the old style of this website was and talk shit about the new style and I handed out all my reps for 24 hours with red reps, it made me feel better about myself emotionally...

You
Are
The
Fucking
Man.


I haven't passed out any red reps in far too long.

[bdydrpdmazda]

LOL



Beers when you get back?
you know this!

Maybe just more irritated than normal cause you are so damn close to leaving that you are hating it even more?
that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

[Catnip]

you know this!

that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.


The only way to be more badass, is to slap an Iraqi baby.

[bdydrpdmazda]

I haven't passed out any red reps in far too long.
not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?

[Catnip]

not usually my style either, it felt nice though, you should go do it too...


Sorry bout the thread jack Evan, it seems now as if its all about me, we still cool?

LOL. Sall good fool

[bdydrpdmazda]

The only way to be more badass, is to slap an Iraqi baby.

I shoot atleast one of those flares everyday which is the third step in the escalation of force and everyday you would swear the mother fucker I shoot it at is gonna be scared as fuck, the faces people make when they see that shit coming at them makes my day everyday, i usually shoot it in the first hour of being at work and then im set for the next 11 hours.


Who read the pigeon story on my facebook?

[1990wade]

I dont know whats going on with me today, i return to the states from Iraq for good in under three weeks and ive been in a bad mood all day. The only high point was shooting a flare at an Iraqis windshield and seeing his face when he thought it was a tracer round about to kill him, that was pretty awesome actually.



WISH I COULD HAVE SEEN HIS FACE LOL

[xxbckiexx]

Lol it's a classic girl fight. Catnnip vs some new slutty attention whore. Although, I got my money on the silly bitch with the crossfire. Catnip couldn't beat up a stuffed animal if he had a 9mm and a knife.

[Nismo]

Lol it's a classic girl fight. Catnnip vs some new slutty attention whore. Although, I got my money on the silly bitch with the crossfire. Catnip couldn't beat up a stuffed animal if he had a 9mm and a knife.

HAHAHHAHAHA

[Catnip]

Lol it's a classic girl fight. Catnnip vs some new slutty attention whore. Although, I got my money on the silly bitch with the crossfire. Catnip couldn't beat up a stuffed animal if he had a 9mm and a knife.

You have a crossfire, too?

[xxbckiexx]

You have a crossfire, too?

stop trying.

[ilbcnu123]

you know this!

that actually makes a lot of sense

I shoot those flares at people everyday but today it was just perfect placement on the windshield, had it been a tracer round it would have ht him right between the eyes, he thought he was as good as dead. I made a female piss herself two days ago, when i shot the flare at her car and i made her GTFO i was "WTF bitch, you didnt see the signs" she said " you shouldve yelled, you didnt have to shoot at me" She was crying and shit, fucking crybaby bitches.

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

[roxie911]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

That's what I was thinking

[oneSLOWex]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

When you dont know if they are driving a car with a bomb or have one strapped to them things change. Also, like he said, the flare is their third warning. If they listen the first time its a only a verbal warning.

[ilbcnu123]

When you dont know if they are driving a car with a bomb or have one strapped to them things change. Also, like he said, the flare is their third warning. If they listen the first time its a only a verbal warning.

warning for what? and it seems like hes just having fun with it. Not a way to treat people's lives. No wonder the arabs hate americans

[oneSLOWex]

warning for what? and it seems like hes just having fun with it. Not a way to treat people's lives. No wonder the arabs hate americans

Going places they shouldn't be.

[swimshark]

warning for what? and it seems like hes just having fun with it. Not a way to treat people's lives. No wonder the arabs hate americans

just tell your uncle if he sees a soldier with the name "Manning" on him to tell him that he is on IA too and he will get the free pass

[ilbcnu123]

just tell your uncle if he sees a soldier with the name "Manning" on him to tell him that he is on IA too and he will get the free pass

i feel sorry for you

[oneSLOWex]

i feel sorry for you

Anyway....this thread is about Catpoop's love for another woman. Please take politics to the politics section.

[ilbcnu123]

Anyway....this thread is about Catpoop's love for another woman. Please take politics to the politics section.

true.. this thread wasnt funny enough though. Lame responds from both sides

[oneSLOWex]

true.. this thread wasnt funny enough though. Lame responds from both sides

Yeah no shit....I expected more. I guess we are just used to the old attention whores.

[bdydrpdmazda]

sounds pretty fucked up man. You just shoot flares AT THEM for no reason?

no i dont shoot em for no reason, i shoot the flares because they run the stop signs at my checkpoint, rules are what save your life at an entry control point and if people dont stop when i tell them to stop, i shoot a small flare at their windshield, if i did it for no reason i would get in alot of trouble, i have to fill out a sworn statement thats backed up by video surveillance for every flare i shoot...

[bdydrpdmazda]

When you dont know if they are driving a car with a bomb or have one strapped to them things change. Also, like he said, the flare is their third warning. If they listen the first time its a only a verbal warning.
this...

warning for what? and it seems like hes just having fun with it. Not a way to treat people's lives. No wonder the arabs hate americans
you gotta be kidding me, a car running stop signes implaced at the largest gate on the largest base in Iraq, you would let a car speed towards you doing their own thing and wouldnt shoot a harmless flare at them to get their attention...

i feel sorry for you

I fell sorry for you for being a total idiot, im not in america, im in a country full of terrorist, and i work a gate where civilians are free to enter to american base. If I see somebody that runs 6 stop signs in one spot by a speedbump and ignores several people yelling stop and doesnt care that were pointing weapons at them then yes, i shoot a flare, the flare doesnt hurt anybody or damage cars, it gets attention though. you come on over here though, you sound like the kind of idiot that the bad guys would love when they roll up to us in a car full of explosives and we dont even make them follow the rules. You are fucking crazy. Fucking liberals...

[bdydrpdmazda]

warning for what? and it seems like hes just having fun with it. Not a way to treat people's lives. No wonder the arabs hate americans

i cant help the fact that people get scared and make crazy faces when i shoot a flare at their car which makes me laugh. And not a way to treat peoples lives? you wouldnt last very long if you are so against enforcing the rules, yeah let people do what they want to avoid shooting a tiny little flare at their windshield. Its called the escolation of force and thats the third step, that means i tried other methods to get them to stop which didnt work...

[Mantooth]

Is the owner of the riced out sti on here?

[Echonova]

That flare could hurt someone's feelings you insensitive prick!!!!!