office job toys

[Digipix]

so i just got my first office job:goodjob: what kind of nick nacks to you have on your desk? i was thinking about getting a optimus prime transformer to play with in my down time

[The Ninja]

^ LMFAO!!! Damn, I never thought of that. I wonder what my boss what say if I busted out with some transformers and played with them.

[lanning]

nerf guns :ninja:

[Digipix]

http://www.officeplayground.com/Assets/ProductImages/pi1700-1899/1863_FingerDrums_1.jpg
http://www.officeplayground.com/Finger-Drums-P458.aspx

[Digipix]

http://www.techepics.com/files/ipod_friendly_tie.jpg

[eraser4g63]

http://www.kleargear.com/5004.html

[Digipix]

http://ep.yimg.com/ca/I/yhst-78359274419338_2098_19667540
uSB Pole Dancer & Computer Speaker
http://www.kleargear.com/1592.html

[Gorilla Eg!]

Ferrari race chair FTMFW!!!!!!

http://www.lushbling.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/sportscar_office_chairs11-560x310.jpg

[FlipA]

I have a Sony VX2100 camera.

[trini_gsr]

so i just got my first office job:goodjob: what kind of nick nacks to you have on your desk? i was thinking about getting a optimus prime transformer to play with in my down time

i actually still own a bunch of transformers and have (wait lemme count) about 8 on my desk right now. Including Masterpiece Optimus Prime (a huge metal one that's over a foot tall). I usually rotate through them...ppl always stop and ask questions about them lol. My old boss had a huge collection of Star Wars toys in his office...

[StreetHazard]

I have far to many spawn toys in my cube at work, and a couple of transformers that have been smashed and taped back together. my co-workers are dicks but they are just toys, so really how mad are you going to be?

I do weird shit at work, just to keep my coworkers off balance. I hang pictures of other peoples kids in my cube with child drawings and stuff. But I keep swapping out the pictures with different ones periodically. I would make up elaborate stories where I got the kids from when people asked, im "white" so I always got a couple of black kids hanging up and some asian ones. And just vaguely tell people "the stork brought them".

I started pissing off some people when I finally told them I don't have kids, I just wanted an excuse to call in sick like the rest of mommies and daddies in my department. And have spring break and all of Christmas off and I was starting to feel left out, if not almost vilified for not breeding. So I just hung up pictures of strange children.

Parents can get butthurt so easily, especially in corporate america, I guess it wasn't enough to get me fired. Just alot of cold shoulders from people I don't give a fuck about anyway.

[5speed]

I have far to many spawn toys in my cube at work, and a couple of transformers that have been smashed and taped back together. my co-workers are dicks but they are just toys, so really how mad are you going to be?

I do weird shit at work, just to keep my coworkers off balance. I hang pictures of other peoples kids in my cube with child drawings and stuff. But I keep swapping out the pictures with different ones periodically. I would make up elaborate stories where I got the kids from when people asked, im "white" so I always got a couple of black kids hanging up and some asian ones. And just vaguely tell people "the stork brought them".

I started pissing off some people when I finally told them I don't have kids, I just wanted an excuse to call in sick like the rest of mommies and daddies in my department. And have spring break and all of Christmas off and I was starting to feel left out, if not almost vilified for not breeding. So I just hung up pictures of strange children.

Parents can get butthurt so easily, especially in corporate america, I guess it wasn't enough to get me fired. Just alot of cold shoulders from people I don't give a fuck about anyway.

ROFLLMAOHAHAHA If you really do that you are awesome! Reps lol

[StreetHazard]

ROFLLMAOHAHAHA If you really do that you are awesome! Reps lol


The joke really got out of hand when I took some pictures off of a coworkers desk and hung them up in my cube. He came over...

"why are there pictures of my children on your desk"

ohhhh....These are yours? Some women told me that these kids are mine.

He didn't like that answer at all, not one bit.