Things not to say to your waitress

[Bajjani]

Things NOT to say when a waitress drops your Salad:
"Now thats what I call a tossed salad" ""The waitress gave us a tossed salad" "The waitress tried to kill us with our tossed salad" and then finish their conversation with "Well she is good thats why we give her a big tip"

HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me.

[tmracing83]

If I saw this happen in person I'd prolly spit my food out from laughing.

[Bajjani]

I was laughin hysterically they thought I was nuts

[S2KJD]

ha

[DriVaH]

Things NOT to say when a waitress drops your Salad:
"Now thats what I call a tossed salad" ""The waitress gave us a tossed salad" "The waitress tried to kill us with our tossed salad" and then finish their conversation with "Well she is good thats why we give her a big tip"

HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me.
holy shit.....:eek::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao::lmfao:: lmfao::lmfao:

[speedminded]

This is what humor has evolved to?

While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."

[ilovemyhonda.]

This is what humor has evolved to?

While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."

His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either :(:no:

[Mantooth]

I once asked a waitress if she wanted a tip, or the whole thing.

Needless to say, I was slightly inebriated.

[ilovemyhonda.]

I once asked a waitress if she wanted a tip, or the whole thing.

Needless to say, I was slightly inebriated.


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[Bajjani]

His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either :(:no:

Mine happened yesterday at lunch

I don't know I thought three guys completely oblivious to what other meanings the term had constantly saying it to her

So I was cracking up, I thought it was hilarious

[ilovemyhonda.]

What did the waitress say?

[Bajjani]

What did the waitress say?

Umm, she just kind of cleaned everything and walked away...

[NJSC]

I once wrote on the tip line for a Hooters waitress "Lose 15lbs"

[ISAtlanta300]

This is what humor has evolved to?

While we're on the topic of lame waitresses jokes I got one: A Tilted Kilt waitress returned to our table with our checks and she apologized for only having one pen and said we had to share. I quickly responded with, "I'm down with that, as long as our credit cards don't touch..."



Ba dum tsshhhhh

[Mantooth]

Ba dum tsshhhhhwww.instantrimshot.com

[speedminded]

His I think happened in real life. Your joke wasn't funny either :(:no:Thanks. I think I figured out it was "in real life" way before he even said, "HOLY SHIT I almost pissed myself because this happened 2 feet from me".

Do you even know what the reference is to what I said? lol!



Mine happened yesterday at lunch

I don't know I thought three guys completely oblivious to what other meanings the term had constantly saying it to her

So I was cracking up, I thought it was hilariousYou seriously think people "completely oblivious" would continuously say it? Why would they keep saying it then?