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Boosted S60R
10-31-2005, 03:41 PM
A Love Story

I will seek and find you . . .

I shall take you to bed and have my way with you .

I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.

I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you.

And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.















All my love,

The Flu



Now, get your mind out of the gutter and go get your flu shot
Kristi
10-31-2005, 03:42 PM
damn, my mind was in the gutter!
silver
10-31-2005, 03:46 PM
Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..
Boosted S60R
10-31-2005, 03:46 PM
Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..lol
Kristi
10-31-2005, 03:47 PM
Damn that sounded really good and then I saw the flu and it didnt sound so good after all.. dammit..

i know right!
Dark Side
10-31-2005, 03:51 PM
i know right!

Like OMG !

J/K
ALVIN
10-31-2005, 07:29 PM
damn i need a flu shot i think i have a fever...cuz today we checked my temp. and it was 99.9. so I dunno.
kilpatty43
10-31-2005, 07:31 PM
man thats not cool...i was gettin all excited and stuff...ass lol
Mike Lowrey
10-31-2005, 07:38 PM
OK....that was good....but the last line doesn't make sense.....I don't get it.... :D


it does not fit into the reality that I want to see....so I will make my own.........*ignores the last line*

OK....I'm happy..... :D
IntegraXTR
10-31-2005, 07:45 PM
lol...man forget the flu shot, I'm tired of taking that damn shot and getting sick for days.