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Kristi
10-31-2005, 10:14 AM
What the fuck is up with random people im'ing you and telling you that they want to date you online? This is like the 3rd person in the past week telling me this crap. Anyone else getting this? I used to back in the day, but it has been awhile.
So weird and creepy.
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 10:24 AM
sooo, you wanna go out or what?
Kristi
10-31-2005, 10:25 AM
hahahahaha
its just creepy. these people just ask all this stuff and when you don't tell them they get all pissed and stuff. ugh!
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 10:28 AM
A/S/L/PICS??
WHY NOT!?!?!!?!?
Scrappy
10-31-2005, 10:34 AM
and you answer all of them? ^^
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
Scrappy thats how I met you, you gotta problem w/ that ;)
A.P. Photography
10-31-2005, 10:35 AM
What the fuck is up with random people im'ing you and telling you that they want to date you online? This is like the 3rd person in the past week telling me this crap. Anyone else getting this? I used to back in the day, but it has been awhile.
So weird and creepy.
Why you gotta be tellin erry body about me IM'n you. :rant:
:lmfao:
Kevykev
10-31-2005, 10:37 AM
cause some people are lame like that!
Scrappy
10-31-2005, 10:37 AM
Scrappy thats how I met you, you gotta problem w/ that ;)
awww im sorry hubby! :tongue: you just have the skills :lickpuss:
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 10:39 AM
ooh here we go...
I had quite the session last night, I have to say I rather enjoyed myself :D
Scrappy
10-31-2005, 10:43 AM
yes yes, very nice session ;)
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 10:46 AM
yea i know. I get all the foreign idiots that dont know english very well
AtifSajid
10-31-2005, 10:50 AM
this is funny cause this shit happened to me a while back, and it was some fucken dude who thought I was chick..If I could post the IM we had back/forth I lead him on with..damn I had the fool going for like a week until I finally got pissed at him for constantly IM'ing..I told him the truth and told him I was a guy and sent him my picture..funny thing was he really didnt get pissed...he was like damn I need to be more careful..
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 10:53 AM
my friend actually met his wife online, I could never get into the whole online dating crap, but he was on a roll for like 2 yrs, constantly goin on dates. Most of them were headcases/drama/ogres/farm animals/shreks/hunchbacks, but his wifey seems ok, she's Colombian though so I'm still not sure :lmfao: They've been together 1 yr already..
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 10:56 AM
well hell my mom met my stepdad on American Singles.com They got married and have been together for 3 years now! Still going Strong
Jimmy B
10-31-2005, 10:56 AM
oooo columbian :)
so, lacthkey, how old are ya?
hehehe lol
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 11:10 AM
Geez like your on yahoo and some random dude like hey a/s/l. I am like wtf do you want. So I say my a/s/l, then there like how tall are u and ur hair and eye color. I say it and they are lik,e you sound hot. I am thinking how do you know I am hot. Oh and I am always asked "so whats ur bra size"? I mean wtf!
Do you enjoy anal? The dirty sanchez? What are ya wearin? Is it bald down there? I don't want to have to go through a forest to get to the promiseland.
Pablo
10-31-2005, 11:11 AM
what the hell???
how come you never answer my IMs when I ask you out?
dammit i asked like 3 ppl out on here and they never responded. I guess they found out I like to have sex with furry woodland creatures.
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 11:17 AM
dammit i asked like 3 ppl out on here and they never responded. I guess they found out I like to have sex with furry woodland creatures.
Just find a chick that doesn't shave.
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 11:18 AM
ok so what is a dirty sanchez? I know I am 25 and I guess I should know this huh?
You like it rough? I could use a good grudge fuck right about now. It's been a while. Will you ride me like a stallion?
Just find a chick that doesn't shave.
nice edit jackass. do you shave baby?
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 11:22 AM
nice edit jackass. do you shave baby?
I don't know what you are talking about.
Well of course, I mean hell who doesn't like it rough. What do you mean by a good grudge fuck? Do we know each other?
he dnt know u but i think he saying he would like to get to know u ALOT better. ;)
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 11:31 AM
ok so what is a dirty sanchez? I know I am 25 and I guess I should know this huh?
If i remeber correctly A Dirty Sanchez is when you're getting it from behind and he sticks his finger in your ass and then then puts it under your nose.
Am I correct guys?
Oh yea and Latchkey. dont mind the leg humpers lol
SquishyC
10-31-2005, 11:35 AM
If i remeber correctly A Dirty Sanchez is when you're getting it from behind and he sticks his finger in your ass and then then puts it under your nose.
:headslap: nasty.......
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 11:36 AM
Ohhh I mean yea if in the mood nothing wrong with finger in butt but come on dont put it in a girls face.
lol I have to agree with you on that
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 11:37 AM
:headslap: nasty.......
I know its nasty.
Kristi
10-31-2005, 11:44 AM
Why you gotta be tellin erry body about me IM'n you. :rant:
:lmfao:
sorry, didn't mean to let your secret out. lol
LaurenK
10-31-2005, 11:45 AM
No...I don't ever get that.
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 11:50 AM
I prefer givin angry pirates or blumpkins,
"pink socks" are fun too but painful for your partner :D
SquishyC
10-31-2005, 12:03 PM
I prefer givin angry pirates or blumpkins,
"pink socks" are fun too but painful for your partner :D
Dam, I dont know anything you are talking about...I'm sure getting an education today.
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 12:11 PM
I'll define one for free,
Angry Pirate- hittin it from the back, right before you bust one pull out and unload in her eye. When she stands up kick her in the shin HARD, she will jump around and cuss
like an "angry pirate"
OK last one
The term "pink sock" comes from what an anus looks like exposed inside out. When you are IDB pull out very hard and fast, it has been known to cause this pink sock.
I am not responsible for any unwanted actions taken towards you in retaliation. No hablo ingles :)
SquishyC
10-31-2005, 12:13 PM
They dont even make an emote for my face right now....
Maybe this one.... :eek:
I am not responsible for any unwanted actions taken towards you in retaliation. No hablo ingles :)
lol!!!!
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 12:17 PM
They dont even make an emote for my face right now....
Maybe this one.... :eek:
Thats about the same one the partner makes w/ the first pink sock you perform. :D
Yuck gross. Also whats up with you men and wanting to cum on a girls face or pee on her leg in the shower?
WTF??!! dnt know what kinda dudes u be mesing with but thats not my style. id prolly do it if i didnt like a girl though, maybe.
SquishyC
10-31-2005, 12:22 PM
Thats about the same one the partner makes w/ the first pink sock you perform. :D
I'm not a prude by any means...
But he (and he knows who he is) better never ever think about this.... lol
ever.
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 12:31 PM
yea, or you'll be making the same sound as your screen name for quite a while after that one.. LOL
SquishyC
10-31-2005, 12:35 PM
yea, or you'll be making the same sound as your screen name for quite a while after that one.. LOL
:lmfao: very true very true
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 12:38 PM
haha, mine def, knows better
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 12:42 PM
well the guys sure did get quiet in this thread, what happened?
damn rookies :lmfao:
Jimmy B
10-31-2005, 01:03 PM
hey hey now.. i jsut sat back at the computer.. and i missed all of this!
guys pee on girls legs iin the shower to see you squirm.. lol i know thats why i do it!! hahaha
and bustin on a girls face, naw.. thats not um, nice to the girls.. ;) i can think of alot of better places!!!
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 04:14 PM
Well of course, I mean hell who doesn't like it rough. What do you mean by a good grudge fuck? Do we know each other?
Are you sure you could handle me? It has been a while.....I might blow your head off.
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 04:16 PM
Yuck gross. Also whats up with you men and wanting to cum on a girls face or pee on her leg in the shower?
I don't want to do either. Just a good ol' fashioned grudge fuck until you can't take it anymore.
Darling Nikki
10-31-2005, 04:32 PM
WHAT THE FUCK! Chris thats wayyyy to much TMI! lol
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 04:35 PM
HAHAHA :lmfao:
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 04:45 PM
WHAT THE FUCK! Chris thats wayyyy to much TMI! lol
What are you talking about?
WHAT THE FUCK! Chris thats wayyyy to much TMI! lol
i agree. :shiver:
TranceDJ06
10-31-2005, 04:47 PM
haha, mine def, knows better
Hahah..Nice Sig ;) Tsssk Tsk
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 04:50 PM
i agree. :shiver:
Bet ya can't do it like me, NOPE!
Bet ya can't do it like me, NOPE!
u betta check my foot werk shawdi check my foot werk. yean got me, yean got me.
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 04:57 PM
ye aint got deez, ye aint got deez
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 04:59 PM
u betta check my foot werk shawdi check my foot werk. yean got me, yean got me.
Why you all in my ear, talkin a whole bunch of shit that I ain't tryin to hear?
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 05:18 PM
HAHAHA
BTLFED gettin his rappin on! get 'em son!
GET 'EM
BTLFED
10-31-2005, 05:22 PM
HAHAHA
BTLFED gettin his rappin on! get 'em son!
GET 'EM
Bahaha! Thinkfast, j00r awesome. :goodjob:
thinkfast®
10-31-2005, 05:32 PM
jaja yea. its good.
well Im bout to go buy eggs or something, man this is the first halloween I really dont feel like doing anything wrong/improper/illegal.. does that mean I'm getting old?
shit I gotta get out
Kelly_Rene
11-01-2005, 10:13 AM
WTF did i miss?
BTLFED
11-01-2005, 11:36 AM
Where did Latchkey go? I wanna be her pirate so she can "walk my plank."
thinkfast®
11-01-2005, 11:38 AM
arrrrrrrrrrrrrr
hehe
Tbird_guy
11-01-2005, 11:40 AM
I met a crazy woman online once, almost married her...but she flipped a switch on me, and I ran, I ran so far away.
thinkfast®
11-01-2005, 12:22 PM
gotta get awaaaay
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