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Pher
10-31-2005, 12:45 AM
I'm down in Villa Rica visiting Lea Anne. We make our way into the kitchen to enjoy a late night bowl of Honey Nut Chereios when Lea Anne decided to take a look into her garage. "Chris, come look at this!" I walk over to the door and look through the blinds and see an ENORMOUS opossum enjoying a late night snack of his own (The cat food). The first thing that comes to mind is, "Do you have a gun, a bow, a bat... anything?" So I walk outside to catch the little furry bastard coming out of the garage when she opens the door from the inside. But of course, the over-grown rat hides under her car and after a few minutes of poking at him, he decides to climb up out of sight. We try to wait him out but he never comes out. I tell Lea Anne to go get her keys so we can open the hood thinking that we might be able to get a peek of him from the top. She opens the hood and screams, slams the hood twice, continues to scream, drops her weapon(broom) and runs inside! I about piss myself laughing at this point. She comes back out a few minutes later shaking like a wet dog in the winter and opens the hood again.

The hunt is on...
Pher
10-31-2005, 12:46 AM
2 more...
That bastard got away too. He'll be back. I'll get you next time opossum, I'LL GET YOU!!!
ironchef
10-31-2005, 12:50 AM
LOL.
Scrappy
10-31-2005, 12:51 AM
that thing is out to get her, and i can see her running screaming lol
collins
10-31-2005, 12:56 AM
baaaaahaha, owned.
Pher
10-31-2005, 12:57 AM
^^^ Opossowned.
drupason
10-31-2005, 12:58 AM
haha thats awesome
HyPer50
10-31-2005, 01:22 AM
haha i can see it now... she's gonna come out to her car someday when you aren't there, buckle up, start backing up and look in the passanger seat and he'll be just sittin' there staring at her haha. nice. The first pic is priceless lol, you look like Beavis holding hte bat like that haha
RandomGuy
10-31-2005, 01:31 AM
update:

http://www.seb.k12.ma.us/LAKE/MMH_2699a.jpg

Good job Pher.
fawk_you
10-31-2005, 01:31 AM
haha i can see it now... she's gonna come out to her car someday when you aren't there, buckle up, start backing up and look in the passanger seat and he'll be just sittin' there staring at her haha. nice. The first pic is priceless lol, you look like Beavis holding hte bat like that haha
Oddly enough I think thats true man....I about peed myself.... the little guy disappered... and then we uncovered the car- and popped the hood, and then well- there he was. :( I dropped the hood....NOT THINKING, ran inside- came back out and did basically the same thing again.... (OOPS) shit was funny as hell, I think I screamed like that the 2nd time the SAME 1 charged at me....:(
RandomGuy
10-31-2005, 01:34 AM
^^^Oddly enough I think thats true man....I about peed myself.... the little guy disappered... and then we uncovered the car- and popped the hood, and then well- there he was. :( I dropped the hood....NOT THINKING, ran inside- came back out and did basically the same thing again.... (OOPS) shit was funny as hell, I think I screamed like that the 2nd time the SAME 1 charged at me....:(
i wonder what would happen if you saw this in ur backseat while driving
http://virtuallyjulie.com/images/2004Babies/Jul25017.jpg
fawk_you
10-31-2005, 01:38 AM
Oop I pooped a little, giggity giggity.http://newcelica.org/forums/images/smilies/ugh.gif
fawk_you
10-31-2005, 02:26 AM
BTW, seems to be that my car really does run on some type of rat.... :lmfao:
Kelly_Rene
10-31-2005, 11:22 AM
one day you'll catch that lil bastard. Good luck!
mocha latte cupcake
10-31-2005, 11:31 AM
lol! go pher! W00T W00T! get that o-possum!
fawk_you
10-31-2005, 01:26 PM
Yea, one day....
Nitro
10-31-2005, 02:20 PM
hey i think u should make him a special treat*...u know what i mean? lol :D
Pher
10-31-2005, 03:05 PM
I was planning on that but I'm afraid all of the other animals will get into it.
JMCIVIC01
10-31-2005, 03:07 PM
damn that bastard was a nice size one 2
Nittanys1
10-31-2005, 03:43 PM
ohh shit!!! I had that problem before while my car was in the garage...damn think was in there for months...couldnt find it with all the crap in there...finally got them out late one night...a good hit is using a bring light...they dont like the light and being loud isnt really going to help much....good luck!
crxhottie
11-03-2005, 04:04 PM
awww my poor lea anne! i think i would have reacted the same way lmfao.
fawk_you
11-03-2005, 04:05 PM
lol im pretty sure you would have too! hahaha I <3 u girl.
Kristi
11-03-2005, 08:47 PM
awww, he is cute tho
Tiff-O-Bitties
11-04-2005, 01:56 PM
HAHHAHA
SilverJester
11-04-2005, 02:18 PM
opposum powered celicas...does he just run on a wheel?
fawk_you
11-04-2005, 02:42 PM
I think he runs on the wheels, either that or along the firewall. haha
BTEC
11-04-2005, 02:45 PM
one opossum power at the wheels y0!!!
fawk_you
11-04-2005, 02:46 PM
Its a big mother fucker, so I think he counts as 2.
BTEC
11-04-2005, 02:47 PM
Its a big mother fucker, so I think he counts as 2.
wonder how many u need to do a burnout. lol!!!
fawk_you
11-04-2005, 02:48 PM
A hell of alot more considering the wheels wont even turn
over with the 19"ers on.... and the darn e-break cable is loose.
SilverJester
11-04-2005, 06:31 PM
feed that o-possum some steriods...I bet you could probably get the tires to chirp.
fawk_you
11-04-2005, 06:44 PM
haha I bet so...
BufordŽ
11-04-2005, 08:44 PM
The rat looks PISSED in this picture. It's hilarious.

http://forums.importatlanta.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=20617&stc=1



I tell Lea Anne to go get her keys so we can open the hood thinking that we might be able to get a peek of him from the top. She opens the hood and screams, slams the hood twice, continues to scream, drops her weapon(broom) and runs inside! I about piss myself laughing at this point. She comes back out a few minutes later shaking like a wet dog in the winter and opens the hood again.

I would have, too. I probably would have fell over laughing so hard.
fawk_you
11-05-2005, 07:31 PM
haha... fuck you buford... hahaha yeah the little guy was pissed as fuck.... I poked him in the head a bunch, that was pretty cool.... when they hiss its funny as all get out....he was pissed as hell.... BUT not as scared as I was... ;)
ythao7984
11-07-2005, 01:21 AM
wtf
blktyprgrl
11-07-2005, 02:02 AM
hey, if you ever catch that possum, we could use it. Each New Year we have a Possum Drop, instead of an apple or a peach drop.
fawk_you
11-07-2005, 02:48 AM
hahaha fuck yea, we can donate that shit to ya....